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into our
mucous membranes,
our sacred schlongs,
and pump pheromones
into the wafting breeze,
so that we'll
copulate like Caligula.
Then they'll
charge us
per thrust
per drop.
There will be
an app for that.
Much better than
taxes.
Clever, the simplicity masks how well constructed this poem is. Some juicy alliteration and tasty line breaks. Recommended.