UR My Heroz!

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So I find a volume of poemzz

Anthology of some kind

Biggggg names

Ones im sure we should aspire 2

And 4 the quarter I paid

Seemz like a bargain price

2 look 2  the contemporary masters

4 inspiration and advice

 

Each page presents its beguiling titles

And each poem professed a message

And I think 2 myself

 

This stuff got published?

 

Wait a minute,

I adjust my glasses

Thumb through looking 4

The poetry that will light my fire

Each page

Disappointing moR

 

Shockingly

Dismayed

And so utterly aghast

That my choice in

Reading material was just….

NON Literotica,

    Trash!

 

Computer hummmzzzz

 I hear its call

 Perched, coffee in hand

   2 read my morning

     bible of sweet readz

 

2 you…

Dear authors of my peerz

My Literotica pen friendz

U R my Heroz!

May I send you all my love crumz

My admiration, my loyalty

 

 Your talents

 Your time

 Your ever

 Patient penz.

 Dazzle me

 With your freshness ‘n

         insight pleeezzz.

And once in a while your

        utter brilliance  

GRABZZ my throat

      and my breath seizzzed!!

 

  (   SIGH  )

 

anthology 86ed

 25 pennies dead

I’ll just cozzzy up

 to ya’ll instead!

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AnonymousAnonymousalmost 18 years ago
Funny!

I cant believe no one has commented on this piece with a funny bone......25 dead pennies indeed!

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