Virgin

A parody of Meatloaf's Alive off The Bat Out of Hell 3 cd-A personal favorite of mine that is often in my cd player.

I'm still a virgin
Must be a miracle
It's been hell
Holding onto it this damn long
Desire still unknown
Not gonna give it up
Not until I'm a wife
I swear boyz
You make one wrong move
Try to force your gun into my holdster
Cross that unspoken invisible line
And you're gonna wind up dead

I'm no emotional train
Ain't never had my track broken yet
No, no, oh no
The ticker on my sex bomb is one that I ain't ready to let blow just yet
Ooh yeah boyz that's right
I'm holdin' onto to it all night and forever if I have to
Let the end of the world come tumbling down
I'll be the last pure babe left standing on the ground
Before a crowd of hungry horny men
As long as none of them make my blood run hot in my veins...

I'm still a virgin
Turning my back on the lust burning so bright
Tempting in the night
Feeling so irresistible
A sexy hot dame walking the wire
Got my nose in the air
My body too damn perfect
Too damn above average
To burn in that devil's sinful fire
And it's gonna be a long time still I know
Before I let a man
Any man remove the barriors I've erected
To the devil flaming hot inside of this angel tonight

I'm no emotional train
Ain't never had my track broken yet
No, no, oh no
The ticker on my sex bomb is one that I ain't ready to let blow just yet
Ooh yeah boyz that's right
I'm holdin' onto to it all night and forever if I have to
Let the end of the world come tumbling down
I'll be the last pure babe left standing on the ground
Before a crowd of hungry horny men
And as the lust keeps on asking
Aching
In their eyes
Wasting both their time and mine
Gazing deep into those unzipped hardered pools of wonder
I'll still be proud to declare
Boyz oh boyz
Ain't none of you measure up to what this chick wants
So...............
*whisper*
I'm still a virgin

The biggest one ain't big enough
To keep my panties from staying on
The most delicious smile ain't delicious enough
To make me wanna take a taste
Trading my halo in for just one night
Just one night of earthbound bliss
Oh yes, I have found the more I resist the tide
The more they wanna pull me in
Even going so far as to promise
I'll be their wife
If only
If only I'll let 'em slip it
Slip it on in
Just a little bit tonight

I'm no emotional train
Ain't never had my track broken yet
No, no, oh no
The ticker on my sex bomb is one that I ain't ready to let blow just yet
Ooh yeah boyz that's right
I'm holdin' onto to it all night and forever if I have to
If I have to repeat it a thousand and one damn times
Till my Mr. Right comes along
To turn me on and on and on
To make me feel it for real
All night long....

*whisper*

I'm still a virgin

2007 Ramona Thompson