Viva Viagra!

(Better when sung to the song, Viva Las Vegas.)

No longer eager,
To please the beaver.
No longer can I hump,
Long enough to pump,
To please the pussy.
"I'm such a wussy."

If only I could pound
The pubic pussy mound,
I'd happily seal
The sexual deal,
I miss fucking pussy.
"I'm such a wussy."

For me to slam
The pussy clam,
I need a sex aid,
Even just a band aid,
"Viva Viagra!
Viva Viagra!"

No longer a wussy,
I love fucking pussy.
Now able to pound,
The pubic pussy mound,
I'm happy to seal,
The sexual deal.

"Viva Viagra!
Viva Viagra!
Viva! Viva! Viagra!
Now, I have this headache,
And then there's the backache.
"Demon Viagra!"