- Erotic Poetry
- Wanna fuck u
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Wanna fuck u oh so bad
Erectile disfunction makes me mad!
Sitting, rolling, smoking a spliff
Why won't my dick get big and stiff?
Watching you bounce that sexy booty
If we flew abroad they'd charge you export duty
You suck me good, you like it all sloppy
Just wish it wasn't all flippity floppy
Gonna flip you over and eat out that snatch
If I can dig my way through that forest of a thatch
If we compromisin' girl, you gotta give that shit the chop
Don't no one wanna go down on a bitch like ZZ Top.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousabout 10 years agoGet your bitch over to my patch
I've got a stiff one to fill her snatch.
I'll spread her 'Legs' and be her 'Rough Boy'
She'll be my 'Sleeping Bag', I'll give joy
And when I'm finished she'll cook me 'TV Dinners'
My 'Velcro Fly' will make us winners.
She'll get a 'Pearl Necklace' to catch her on the hop
And then well cuddle up and listen to ZZ Top.
Mustafa Shag
