Wannabe Stud

I dropped my pants to the ground
Single to the woman to go down
On me and start slurpin
Her hums were like a bird churpin
I was the king of women gathering
Yes I was a collector feminine sects
This one was slobberin on my septer
An attempt to get more sex
I spoil these subjects, I truly do
Not any of you is worthy I yelled
Not you, you, one with the tits? eh maybe you
But I was in for a sad scare
When I pulled down the girl's underwear
I might be the king
But her panties were like a sling!
For the monster that lay in wait, waitin to arise
That thing slanked down, right past her thighs
Well it's not a chick, that much is true
No chicks have dicks, you can ask penelope cruise!
Now when I backed up she called me a pussy
I jumped toward and, 'bitch say something to me!'
She laughed as she gestured down to her thighs
As inch by inch thickened, I started to cry
I can't be a baseball! I'm surely not that!
I had second thoughts when I saw the size of that bat
Long story short, I'ma leave ya alone
That wild night ensured a painful walk home...