Wanted: One Lover

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Wanted:

One Lover. Must be tall, reasonably fit and look like a man. If you are prettier than me keep on walking, girlfriend, and that whole waxed chest hairless thing in style right now just doesn’t work for me either. Far as I am concerned men are meant to be hairy and I can’t get turned on by what looks like a prepubescent boy - it’s just creepy. Other than that I don’t care what you look like. I like bald men, tall bald men. Did I mention you need to be tall? Must be available on Thursday afternoons for headboard banging uncomplicated, no strings attached safe sex. Toys OK, bondage OK, kinky OK but nothing involving barnyard animals or midgets, please. Been there, done that.

Must not be put off by having to do it with a poodle watching intently, fetching anything tossed off the bed in the throes of passion, and probably nudging your bare ass once in awhile with his cold nose. Can’t be unnerved by same poodle emitting weapons grade gas from his little butt then running around in circles attempting to catch his tail on the bed while we are doing it.

So if you are a tall, fit, hairy, bald dog lover with nerves of steel and a good sense of humour send me an e-mail. Maybe we can hook up and get busy.

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alwaysupforu2004alwaysupforu2004about 16 years ago
baby sign me up!

the headboard will be bangin!

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