Weasil Sam Gets Caught!byUncle Pervey©
A poor excuse for a "Wheeler Dealer,"
Was a man with the name Weasil Sam.
He was always trying to "get rich quick,"
And he was always running a "scam!"
One day he met a "stranger" in a bar,
And he thought the fellow had some dough.
Old Weasil Sam put on his biggest smile,
And grinned "I got a DEAL for you Bro!"
"I got a bridge that's just across the way,
And lots of cars use it all the time.
If you buy my bridge, you can make money,
Set up a toll booth and charge a dime!"
Weasil Sam thought he had a REAL sucker,
And didn't know the "cop" was disguised.
Suddenly he found handcuffs on his wrists,
And Weasil Sam got a BIG surprise!
The undercover cop hawled him down town,
And he got charged with "running a scam!"
That judge sentenced him to five long years,
Of "Free room and board" for Weasil Sam!!