- Erotic Poetry
- Westward Ho!
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(With apologies to Charles Kingsley)
Is the West still the best for adulterous sex?
Or should I get moving to Brum?
A Minehead man came and went in a flash
When I showed him my pert peachy bum.
And a Bristolian gave me a very good shag, before
He returned to his wife, and his respectable life
And his dog, and his sons,
And his jag
And Toyboy Tom from Cheltenham town
Once took me to a race
We stayed incognito at the Travel Inn
But we didn't pass first base
And Clevedon Clive going on forty five
With with two ex wives and his MX5
Swapped blow job for beer
Then fingered and frigged me beneath the pier
Mark the mechanic from Middelzoy
An experienced man - but he comes on all coy,
Drives us for miles lest there's someone he knows
And we have furtive sex in most of our clothes
Is the West still the best for adulterous sex?
It doesn't depend on the places
Whether up my Street, the people I meet,
Like me, have two kids, two lives and two faces.
- COMMENTS
SweetOblivionalmost 11 years agonot sure about the scansion but it more or less fits. Two withs in the third stanza. Nicely bawdy. S.O.
