Wet Christmas

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With apologies to Burl Ives and Bing Crosby. The chanteuse is at least 18 years old and so is her target under the mistletoe.

WET CHRISTMAS

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
While standing under mistletoe
With your arms around me
So glad you found me
I touch your cock and feel it grow. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Your kisses always make me glow
Now my nipples tingle
As our tongues mingle
I sense my juices start to flow. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
With every little pat and pet
My hand makes your dick firmer yet
And I wonder how hard it can get. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
While standing under mistletoe
With your arms around me
So glad you found me
I touch your cock and feel it grow. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Your hand is warm upon my breast
Your strong fingers rubbin'
On my tit's nubbin
Incites reactions in my nest. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
With every movement of my hands
They unzip and slip in your pants
And massage the pre-cum on your glans. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
While standing under mistletoe
With your arms around me
So glad you found me
I touch your cock and feel it grow. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Now I'm pressed up against the wall
Your champion's ready
So just hold steady
I'll lead the stallion to his stall. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
With panties down and cunt spread wide
Waiting for your hard-on to ride
Until all your semen's shot inside. OH!

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
While standing under mistletoe
With your arms around me
So glad you found me
I touch your cock and feel it grow.

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MishaPearl2MishaPearl2about 6 years agoAuthor
Chase your dream, Screed!

If not for Christmas, then perhaps NEW YEAR'S EVE? Thanks for enjoying 'Wet Christmas' :-) MP2

screedbearscreedbearover 6 years ago
I'm Dreaming

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas

....

Finding Someone of my own

Dreaming, maybe dreaming

MishaPearlMishaPearlover 8 years ago
Perspective

Erectus, we have different perspectives and I appreciate that. My use of "homage" was in the literary sense of acknowledgement and a "nod" to prior authors, creators, and artists. The respect is inherent whenever a cover is done or a parody written. The "apology" was somewhat facetious and conventional. Actually I am pretty sure Bing and Burl would have lined up at the mistletoe to be held by my singer. L O L~

Thanks for your well wishes and thoughts on my submissions.

erectus123erectus123over 8 years ago
yes it is a parody!

But an homage? I don't know, an homage is defined as respect or reverence paid or rendered. Now I think your parody is amusing, but do you think Bing or Burl, two very conservative fellows would feel honored by a line like "I touch your cock and feel it grow. OH!" ? Likewise, in the interest of language use, and I admire your parody, but if an apology were to be made I would assume it would be based on wether the recipients were insulted, not on whether the writer deemed the work to be an insult. We often say things that we do not mean as an insult but people still take offense. For example, a friend of mine referred to a lesbian as "a carpet muncher," not knowing the woman he was speaking to was also a lesbian. Did he owe her an apology? He thought so. Anyway who cares. We all look forward to more lines like, "And massage the pre-cum on your glans. OH!" If I owe you an apology for these comments I heartily beg your forgiveness and wish you what you desired, "your semen's shot inside. OH!" What could be more warm and welcoming? Peace and Love!

MishaPearlMishaPearlover 8 years ago
Maybe so, erectus

My apology was to the two people I was familiar with having sung the song. Both male. The Lyrics are an HOMAGE and a PARODY and no apology to Mr. Berlin is required. IMHO. Thanks for the comment, though... I always appreciate feedback

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