- Non-Erotic Poetry
- What I Like, in limerick form
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**An Observation on What I Like, in limerick form**
The best Literotica writers
Have storylines notably tighter
Than novice selections
That grind for erections
And other flaws painfully triter.
The stories I find I like best
Combine characters, plots, and the rest
With smart interaction
That gives a tale traction.
And occasional mom-son incest.
Or nurses who really "attend"
And hot-blooded MILFs of best friends
And highly effectual,
Squishily sexual
Threesomes that last the weekend.
I'm open to all kinds of scenes:
Straight, bi, gay, or something between.
If it's well-written,
I'm totally smitten
Whenever the story's obscene.
So, the tales I prefer on this site
I frequently read late at night.
My left hand's engaged
With turning the page
While I jerk myself off with the right.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 9 years agoIt is great fun
To hit and run
Your writers muscles to flex
A story filled with violence and sex
Your readers to stun
LOL....Thats why I'm a reader not a writer!
Thanks for letting us into a corner of your life.
Contrastingabout 9 years agoHey, I love your poem. I saw you favorited one of my stories so thought I would look at yours. I see you have high approval so I can come back. I had time right now to read this and loved it. If your other work is as good, I'll comment there too! Regards, -C
doormousealmost 15 years agoWhat is a MILF? Heard it before... I'm so behind the times.
Anyway, superbly written, to the point, easy for us 'newbies' to understand.
Good job!
