What our texts had in common

What if you log all roach sightings and show your landlord?

You need Himalayan salt. Really. It's packed with minerals. Way better.

You're my red balloon. From the movie. You glide alongside me.

Heading to the gym, so I'll be outta touch and sweaty!

Awwww. Look at that. So good. Look at those beautiful babies.

Thinking about you and you popped up. How'd you do that?

OMG the first pic. You look completely hot in the blue

Please go. For me. Explain to your teacher what's going on.

I ate a half bagel w/peanut butter. 2 cups coffee.

I love discovering things about you. Filing them away for evil.

Still in her waiting room. Scared of what I'll find out.

I bought the lime pomegranate drink. Thanks for the stellar suggestion.

The fish is really sick. The kids are starting to panic.

You will not fucking believe what my dad just did. Really.

Not much. Cranberry juice. It's bare. I could have some cheese.

Is changing a brake light hard? Can I do it myself?

My rule: no emo in text. At least not make decisions.

I am having some serious feels for you today. Just sayin'.

I am so incredibly proud of you for asking for help.

Go ahead, scowl away. I like you in panties with bows.

What kind of pizza should I get? Bacon ranch or BBQ?

Eleven words each
(Remember them?)
The same number
it took for you
to end five years
of us
Press send
and flee
into darkness.