What You May Not Know...

...that there are, oh, so nights aplenty
when I sit here, planning where
and how and when I'll meet you
wondering if you'll gawk and stare
or if you'll have a meeting
that will keep you...you won't show...
or if you'll feel afraid to come --
and then...well...just say it isn't so.
I would spend hours getting ready
the right dress...and shoes to match...
a little thong and garter belt
with hose. See, you're a "catch"
and what other women want more than
a bowl of ice cream pie --
but they don't know what I know:
that I just need to "catch" your eye
and the rest is all seduction...
my killer smile, flirt and tease.
You will be at my door with flowers
and whispering, "pretty please."