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Click hereA dark parody of the Christmas classic What Child Is This
Whose child is this who she holds at rest
Who's been sleeping in my Mary's bed cheating?
Who is the man who sang to her with anthems so sweet
So sweet that when I was't watching she crept away
Crept away to sleep in another man's bed
In another man's arms
CHORUS
Is it my best friend?
Is it that Casanova king who lives just down the street?
Or could it even be my father?
My own flesh and blood who made my angel sing
Haste haste I must find this man
This man who gave my babe Mary what I could not
A son
A son
My God
My baby just gave birth to another man's flesh
Not my own
Why all the lies?
Was it his riches, promises of jewels and dresses, or love everlasting that swept her away?
What words did this man unknown feed her to take her away from me?
Lying cheating girlfriend stealer
Beware, oh ye, best to beware and quake in fear
For soon I'll be coming
Knocking down your door
To kick your....all over this town
My ears refusing to hear any of your pitful pleading
REPEAT CHORUS
So when I find him
Here is my plan wicked and cruel of what I'm gonna do
Gonna knee him where it hurts the most
In his incense, gold and myrrh
Own him like I was the most unpleasant of kings
The king of kings
Refusing him even one drop of mercy or salvation
As my hating hands disembowel him
REPEAT CHORUS
2007 Ramona Thompson