- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Why Can't You Just Say Thank You
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Why can't you just say Thank You
That's what I'd like to know
Didn't anybody tell you
You should have learned that years ago
Would it kill you to say thank you
Would it cause your heart to stop
Would it help if I said Screw You
And found another place to shop
You tell me Have a Good One
What's a good one anyway
Why can't you just say Thank You
What do you care about my day
Here's another mystery for you
You can solve it if you dare
If it's too hard to just say Thank You
Then what's that tip jar doin' there
Now take Juan at China Panda
I know his English ain't the best
He has no problem saying Thank You
It was on the written test.
Here's a little something for you
Something you really ought to know
I'd like to slap the next clerk
Who tells me There Ya Go
©2013 Pat Benny
