- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Why You Lose Me II
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You think I'm hot
You say so.
I think you're hot
I say so.
But then you back away.
I never have any luck with women you say.
But I like you, I say.
You can't trust women, you say.
You can trust me, I say.
They will break your heart, you say.
I never will, I say.
My last girl friend cheated on me, you say.
I'm not your last girlfriend, I say.
I'm short and bald and ugly, you say.
I think you are adorable, I say.
I'm out of shape, you say.
Let's work out together, I say.
I don't know how to talk to girls, you say.
I'm talking to you, I say.
Girls go for the guys with money, you say.
I don't care if you have money, I say.
Nobody will ever want to love me, you say.
I think I could love you, I say.
Women are all such self-centered bitches, you say.
Well, I've got to go, I say.
Can I have your number, you ask.
I keep on walking.
