Wildian Maxims

"Our lord said that we should judge a tree by its fruit and I have never thought of a more fruitless use of a Sunday than to sit in church."

"It should be a capital crime to add one needless drop to the already over-flowing literary ocean."

"A philosophical thief is your emperor for honesty for no real student of history could believe property rights to be now sacred when they were established at the point of a sword."

"I am the only good sort of anarchist: rebelliously rioting for order."

"It is highly ironic that the Republican Party should mantain the illegalization of marijuana on the grounds that it makes Zacs(my sexless word for person) dumb and un-inclined toward work and then that same party should choose as a spokesman none other than George Walker Bush, who a modern Rodan might immortalize as 'The Nosepicker' and who won't even allow the presidency to interfere with his god-given right to leisure."

"As a good American capitalist, my ultimate ambition is to get between the fins of the Starbucks mermaid."

"The old-world woman, pretty, conservative and artificial was the flip-side of the old man: the blunt, hawkish knight, the John Wayne, the 'Joey.'
The new man is rising; he is peaceful, thoughtful and productive: the Kurt Cobain, the JFK, jr.. The question that tickles my mind is this: 'What will the new woman be like?'"