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Click hereIsn't it beautiful, all the new fallen snow?
Oh wait, Oh crap, outside I must go.
To shovel the walks
While my back blithely balks.
Frack it and frick it, all is woe!
I love an unexpected approach and yours is earthy and realistic and very funny.