Mary had a wiper man
Wiper man, wiper man
Mary had a wiper man
Who kept her sparkling clean.
He followed her so she could poop,
She could poop, she could poop,
Followed her so she could poop,
And wiped her sparkling clean.
She also had to go pee pee,
Go pee pee, go pee pee,
Also had to go pee pee
He wiped up every drop.
Now he wipes for all her friends
All her friends, all her friends,
Now he wipes for all her friends
To clean their poopy ends.
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