Wishful thinking

I once fucked a girl with no tits,
Who loved herself very much.
And loved her hipster image.
One day I told her I wasn't as cool as her.
She said she wasn't cool.
That was the last time I saw her.
I have no time for self-deprecating bitches with no tits.
They're simply disingenuous.
It's easy to be self-deprecating when you don't have anything to begin with.

I wonder how much of a woman's self-esteem has to do with her breast size.
Likely it isn't that simple.
I'm sure there are far more important qualities to a woman than her appearance.
That may be the funniest shit I have written yet.

Not caring about one's personal appearance is a suicide warning sign.
If you don't care about your appearance, it must be because you're ugly.
Hence, ugly people must want to kill themselves.
I fucking love to abuse logic.

I wish my dick was bigger.
Sure, I have been told it's a good size by several satisfied females. But there are many others who had nothing to say about it.
I want a dick where bitches exclaim when it comes into sight,
"Damn, that's a big fucking dick. Cause what I really need is another reason to be conceited.