- Non-Erotic Poetry
- With apologies to Dr. Seuss.
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"My name is Sue. Ms Sue LaRue."
"Would you like my hot man goo?"
"I would not like your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.
"Would you like it on your face? Would you like it any place?"
"I would not like it on my face. I would not like it any place. I do not want your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.
"Would you like it in your butt, like a horny little slut?"
"I would not like it in my butt like a horny little slut. I would not like it on my face. I would not like it any place. I do not want your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.
"Would you like it in your mouth? Would you like it in the South? Would you eat my hot, sweet jizz? Eat it! Eat it! Here it is!"
"I would not like it in my mouth. I would not like it in the South. Or in my butt. Or like a slut. Or on my face or any place. I do not want your hot man goo. I do not want it," said Sue LaRue.
"Would you like it on your tit? Even just a little bit?"
"I would not like it on my tit. Not even just a little bit. I would not like it in my mouth. I would not like it in the South. I would not like it in my butt. I would not like it like a slut. I would not like it on my face. I would not like it any place! I would not like your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.
"Would you like it on your crotch, while some other people watch?"
"I would not like it on my crotch while some other people watch. I do not want it on my tit even just a little bit. I do not want it in my mouth. I do not want it in the South. I do not want it in my butt. I do not want it like a slut. I do not want it on my face. I do not want it any place! I do not want your hot man goo. I do not want it," said Sue LaRue.
(Sigh.)
"If it will remove your doubt I will try it. You'll find out."
"Say, I like it. I really do. I really like your hot man goo. And I would like it on my crotch while some other people watch. Or on my tit or just a bit. Or in my mouth or in the South. And I would like it in my butt like a horny little slut. I would like it on my face. Yes, I would like it any place!"
"I do so love your hot man goo. I do so love it," said Sue LaRue.
- COMMENTS
HoneyAdoredabout 9 years ago...the poem that it is
Not your jizz
Like the other Ms
I have a thing for Seuss so you had me at the title.
This was a really fun ride and I thoroughly enjoyed it 5ed
