Writing a Story

WRITING A STORY.

I'd like to write a story,
But it won't be any good.
It might show what kind of man I am,
So I'm not sure if I should.

All these stories in my head,
I'd love to see online.
All these tales of hot affairs
If only they were mine!

Depraved immoral subjects,
Go around inside my brain.
But if I put them up for all to see,
My reputation's down the drain.

If I write of man on man,
Will people think I'm gay?
Or if I write of non stop sex,
Am I at it every day?

If I write a tale of incest,
Does it show I love my dad?
Or if I tell of anal sex,
Does it sound like I've been had?

I'd like to write of threesomes,
Two women and one man.
But 'till I've tried it for myself,
I'm not sure that I can.

I could try and write of lesbians,
But I don't know what it's like.
Or a story of loose morals,
And call it 'The Town Bike'.

I might do a tale of 'ladyboys',
But will you think I've had the op?
And maybe write of cats and dogs,
But there I think I'll stop!