tagNon-Erotic PoetryX-lax versus PMOM!

X-lax versus PMOM!

byUncle Pervey©

If you ever get the urge to take a dump,
And "discover" that you're in a "bind,"
If you take a little dose of X-lax friend,
You'll get relief and have "Peace of Mind!"

There's a BETTER product out than X-lax though,
It's called "Philips Milk of Magnesia."
It'll treat you BETTER" than ANY X-lax,
And you'll "dump" in COMFORT and "Leasia'!!"

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