You Get What You Par for

The farmer was as horny as a billy goat in spring.
He had to find a woman who would fuck for anything.
He had no money; all he had was what he’d picked that morn,
So to the town he traveled with a sack of yellow corn.

He went up to a hooker and he offered her his stash.
She said “Get lost you yokel, cuz I only fuck for cash.”
The madam of a brothel was receptive to his plight.
And told him “Come on in. I have the girl for you tonight.”

She took him to a bedroom where a skank was in the bed.
And said he had no money and had paid with corn instead.
The woman in the bed then twisted over on her front
And offered him her ass, though what he wanted was her cunt.

Her ass was foul and smelly, and he said it wouldn’t do.
The madam told him “Buddy I have got some news for you.
We have our standards in this house, as sure as you are born.
The front hole is for money and the back hole is for corn.”