You Got’ta Pay for Pussy - #2

You Got’ta Pay for Pussy - #2

Every man who owns a dog or two
Should let fido take a walk a few
       minutes while contemplating
       the question;
Is pussy purchase is a valid suggestion?
A man without a dog is abandoned  
       without a companion
       who loves and cherishes
       till death detection  
A man without a pussy has pointless direction

Note-- a list of things we know by rote:
To purchase a pussy decide what you like
Color hair; be it short, long or spike
A pussy should laugh at all of your jokes
       available for all kinds of pokes
       clean and always licking
       throw up hairballs without kicking
Pussy has a special smell
       Sniff your finger very well
Only buy a pussy with short nails
       unless you want to get impaled
Compared to dogs
       puss lives forever more
       chose a young one
       she’ll be there for yours
Pussy costs, bye and bye
        some prefer a lease to a buy
Leasing you think
        you know what your getting into
        the money up front  
        it won’t sting you
Direct ownership implies an oath
After purchase she’ll need a cloak
       clothing for various weather
       a hairless variety, a boa with feathers
       a wig, if a pussy get cold, turns pink
       you’ll end up purchasing a mink
Sad, most pussy get pregnant, no fun
       fills the house with mewing young
Some believe in drowning
       that can get you in trouble
       find a boarding school on the double
When a pussy get older and unwilling
Purchase or lease a new pussy for filling
When the old puss is tired
       you want a young puss that is wired
Pussy won’t eat all you offer
Some are fussy and others bossier
Most man need a pussy to meet
       a special feat
       lying down or on his feet
Pussies have sharp teeth a plenty
       treat them nice
       feed them gently
Men care for pussy when they mature
        pussy is something they adore
Your best with one puss at a time
        having two is really a crime
Old-fashioned Mormons will tell
       two pussies in the same house
       fight like hell
Well, that is all I have to say
       If it’s pussy I can’t stay away
Even if I have one at home
       I thank God for the
       cell phone