- Non-Erotic Poetry
- You Only Wish You Were Anonymous
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We know who you are
You're Beelzebub with a keyboard
You have no life of your own
So you try to suck from the life of others
And you do
You do truly suck
How do we know?
Because the last girl you tried
To make it with died from laughing
At your sad flat ass and thimble dick
So you're left skimming the net
Jumping from site to site reading erotica
In hopes you'll get over your
Pathetic neurotica
Your comments are as weak
As your last spurt
Fleshlight wants a refund
And even your hand says
Go fuck yourself!
- COMMENTS
marriedmonk56over 8 years agoExcellent - wonder if the subject of this poem got to read it? I like it I guess because it covers at least over half the men on this site!
