- Non-Erotic Poetry
- You Stupid Fucking Bug
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clicketty clack clack clicketty clack
you stupid fucking bug
if you were human I'd give you a smack
you creepy little bug
how does a creature get stuck on its back?
your such a pathetic bug
you look like a tiddley wink on crack
you ugly brainless bug
turning over is a skill you lack
you days are numbered bug
what will you do when I come to attack?
hasta la vista bug
your noise is bothersome rickety rack
keep your distance bug
I think I'll stab you with a tack
and then squash you into the rug
CRUNCH!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 18 years agoreally liked the sounds in this poem-- perfect harsh sounds with that clicking bug feet on hard wood sound and of course the crunch
very entertaining read
anna
WickedEveover 18 years ago"you look like a tiddley wink on crack" LOL
I want to borrow that line and use it on my ex.
LeBrozover 18 years agoA nice little chuckle
the image evokes;
but laughter gets deeper,
when I imagine
a possible source that inspired
