you're in the America now

"I saw an evil emperor
wearing my clothes;
They're far from the best
but they might suit you
better than the rest." - Homer Americanus

Don't "take tea"
and don't you smoke,
plus don't you even think
to "TO-KE..."
or it's two life
and that's no joke

but you're in
"the land of the free" now, kid.
you're in the land of the free now

take off your shoes and bow
or you'll never touch clouds...
but you can "say" anything you like
(as it can be sanitized, sanctioned,
or otherwise: "classified;"
That means above the class
or your mind,
to explain politely...
but picket away
as long
as you don't disturb or delay trains
or sacred green cows

but you're in
"the land of the free" now,
yeah,
you're in the land of the free

we listen to all your calls
(and even answer them some)
as we safeguard your e-box
to against suspicious memes.
around here, thinking's free and easy:
watch the spinning HD telly
about the coming war
cause "the bad guys went and done it..."
you can hear it anyway you like
with "create your own pundit..."
you'll never be bored,
just "sleepy"

cause you're in
"the land of the free now," kid

practice any trade you like
as long as it's
as we like.
first, just indenture with us
for the "proper" degrees
(for 30 years
you'll pay us monthly,
until we start to bill
for your dentures.)
This way
you won't be so dumb
as to question
any "free market" outcome...
and you'll understand how
the constitution's a "metaphor,"
like Noah's ark
or the wall poetry
in "Animal Farm,"
and you'll nod condescendingly
when crazed sex-perverts
in league with foreign embassies
leak out-lier "collateral damages"

cause you're in
"the land of the free now..."
boy,
you're in the land of the free.
now, let's have
a little "gas-furnace-side chat..."
you can even have a "smoke,"
if you'll get and piss "clean"
and not be so "untermenchen"