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- You're Never Famous Till You're Dead
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Tales of the Macabre: You're Never Famous Till You're Dead
You're never famous till you're dead
You're never famous until you are no more
You're never famous until your soul has floated out the door
You can spend a life time: maybe even two
Going through all the agony and strife
Trying to climb that shit heap called life
You can spend a life time: maybe even two
Working so hard your fingers crack and bleed
You can spend a life time: maybe even two
Hoping for recognition for the work you've slaved cried and bled to do
Hate to break it to you bub you're never famous till your dead!
Psst wanna know the meaning of life?
Psst wanna know the secrets of the universe?
Wanna know why some assholes get ahead?
While other wither and are left for dead
You've guessed it your never famous till your dead!
So like me you might ask.. Whats the point lets end it all
Lets take that express ride to our shallow watery bed
I mean you're never famous till your dead!
But when that last breath leaves your body
When that supple skin begins to wither and wrinkle and grow some gross green thing which you pray to God ain't mold
You realise one sickening thing!
Sure you know all life's answers
Sure you know the secrets of the universe
You even know why all the assholes get ahead
Great you're famous
One problem..
No shit you guessed it
You're freaking dead!
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