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  • was going good till the end of it

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  • Reminds me of my young days - such happy memories. Well done. Peter

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  • He should have told her that next time she and Chad would need to wear clown suits, and have one of those silly little horns between them so every thrust would make that little beep sound.

    They also have to film it, so he could put it on the internet and show guests for the rests of their lives. Now he wouldn't be plagued by images of her fucking some clown, but rather amused. And any time she got stuck after that, she must dress up like a clown, watch her earlier video and pleasure herself to it, all in front of six co-workers, who were free to take and post pictures if they wanted.

    He'd patiently explain that if she were willing to go to these lengths, then he'd truly believe she had to have some sort of sexual release to get 'unstuck'.

    My guess is, after a few such 'unsticking' incidents, she would find the need for that method of becoming 'unstuck' would fade, and she would find more acceptable ways of getting past her mental 'blocks'. He would stay with her, 'cause now he'd have an amusing video and several pictures of clown sex, which he could show at parties and stuff.

    She might develop an aversion to clowns . . . and when one got sick, she'd decide not to join the project to save the clown. Fortunately, one of the only doctors in the country as smart as she was would take over, and save the clown. But this new doctor also needed sex to become 'unblocked', but liked to wear a turkey costume while having sex. Kurt could agree to help, and dig up Ashley's clown costume, and he and that other doctor, who was not only incredibly smart, but also stunningly beautiful, would have a real time of it, taking some eight sessions to get mental juices flowing (as well). And it would be filmed also. They'd save the original sick clown, and headlines would read, "Clown saved by another clown fucking a brilliant giant turkey!"

    Kurt and Ashley would stay together, have kids, and live relatively happily ever after, though Ashley would always have and aversion to costume parties as well as clowns, and they would be one of those rare families that doesn't eat turkey on any of the major holidays . . . not even Thanksgiving!!

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  • I don't think you could write a bad story if you tried. The humor is what really set this one apart from your other stories. Cheating wife, kids coming around and seeing the light, hot sex, a romance, getting the cheating wife back on track to human, everything was perfect. You have class, lady. Five stars.

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  • Thats wonderfully written and incredibly sexy. Plus the heroine has a beautiful name :)

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