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I didn't even stay to greet her. When I heard her ask at the café cash register for my name I just sidled right out the other door and stayed gone for a few hours. We had a brief email exchange later where I chastised her for her rather blatant lie and she forgave me for ditching her. She did have a very nice personality and she even forgave me enough to later on buy a few Christmas presents from the antique shop. If she had been honest with me from the start we could have had a rather interesting date.
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16. Ms. Shameless Liar - Even more than the dog above, this gal tried to pull the full scam over me. Her profile photo was of a rather famous supermodel and actress, and her actual likes and dislikes and her actions in reality didn't remotely match what she had listed on-line. The last straw was when she had earlier said in an email that she didn't smoke or drink, but yet she did both incessantly during our coffee date.
I evened the odds later by getting an IT geek friend of mine to send her a fake email that pretended to be a message from Brad Pitt, stating that he was going to fly here right away in his private jet to whisk her off, hand-in-hand. She then immediately called afterwards to rather rudely dump me, and I could hardly keep from laughing myself silly.
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17. The Human Chimney - I had to admit that she had a rather hot body, but she chain smoked absolutely non-stop during our brief coffee date. I left her to get a breath of fresh air and then just decided to stay gone. I'm not at all sure that she even noticed. She was too busy with her life-long three packs a day affair with Joe Camel.
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