tagExhibitionist & VoyeurA Handyman's Memoir Ch. 39

A Handyman's Memoir Ch. 39


A gulp of cold beer splashed down my gullet after a long day of installing kitchen cabinets for a customer. My feet were up and I was completely relaxed, watching the boats go by outside my screened porch. Lee emerged from the trees next to the dock and approached with a tired smile on her pretty face.

"You're the best looking wild animal to come out of those woods all evening," I said as she entered the creaky screen door. "Help yourself to a drink sweetie. I'd get up and get it for you but I'm just as beat as you are today."

"Pretty customer?" she asked with a wink, and she went inside.

"Nope. Most of them are just regular jobs you know. We're not ripping our clothes off at every house we go to," I said loudly through the door.

Lee came back from the refrigerator with a fresh beer for me and one for herself.

"I know hun, I'm just kidding," she said. "I still think it's wild and crazy though. Especially Ronnie. I can't believe Kathy's cool with it all, but she seems to be."

"Well she's gettin' her's too," I said. "That seems to be keeping things in balance."

Lee snuggled up against me on the futon and we watched a dozen geese land on the calm river.

"Speaking of non-traditional relationships," she said, "I need to put in for vacation time pretty soon. Were you serious when you invited me on the boat a few weeks ago?"

"Absolutely," I said. "You never made it down this winter, so yeah, what do you wanna do? A weekend? A week? A month?"

"Well, anything more than a long weekend might be pushing it, what with you and my daughter being in love and all," she said.

"Yeah, I guess that is non-traditional," I said with a smile.

"It sure is," she said. "I know she won't mind us going, but let's do it when she's in Brazil for that trip she's doing for school. It'll be less weird for me if she's not around."

"Sounds great," I said. "Just give me the dates and I'll tell Ronnie."


A week before our little getaway, our wild biker bartender friend Denise ended up in the emergency room again, beat up by another loser guy. Lee was working in the E.R. again when it happened, and helped to patch her up. The two of them had become good friends over the course of the past year, and Lee was really upset by the whole thing. Denise took some time off from her job to heal up and was staying with Lee at the river. Emma was home for the summer too, and the sight of the three of them in their bikinis sunning on the deck was enough to reanimate a dead guy.

"Jesus, I don't know if I can handle seeing the three of you like this very often," I said when I went over to say hello one morning.

They were sprawled out on lounge chairs in various states of bikini removal — Lee sitting normally, with both pieces on, reading a book; Emma on her stomach with her top off; and Denise flat on her back with her removed top draped over her small tits and her legs spread sensuously, letting the sun in to her creamy smooth inner thighs.

"There's our favorite lover," Denise said. "Just in time, we were gettin' horny."

"Dennie!" Lee said, shaking her head at her wild friend.

"What?" Denise shot back at her. "You're sweet little daughter's far from innocent you know. Steve makes us all happy from time to time, don't you Steve."

"I do my best," I said, leaning back against the deck railing, looking over my three blonde beauties.

Emma just smiled and giggled, as twenty-year-olds are wont to do when the topic turns sexual. Her ass looked particularly sweet, barely clad in her wispy thin cotton bikini bottom.

"I was just gonna go get a yogurt," Denise said, "but I can think of a better tasting source of protein. Whaddya say Stevie?"

"Jesus Dennie! At least go in the house," Lee said.

"Come here Stevie," Denise said. "We're all adults, and I haven't seen anybody on the river all morning."

I walked over to Denise, and she quickly unzipped my shorts.

"You're all fuckin' crazy people," Lee said, shaking her head again, but with a little smile this time. "Crazy orgy man moves in next door and the whole world goes nutty."

Emma giggled again, and lifted her head up off the lounge to get a better look as my half hard cock slipped into Denise's magical mouth. Of all the women I knew, Denise was the undisputed cock sucking champion, a grand master of the skill, and any chance I got to let her work her mastery on me I was going to take.

Emma could tell something special was going on, and she rolled over and raised the back of her lounge chair to watch, the milky white flesh of her lovely young tits almost glowing in the sunshine. Denise took me deep, massaging my cock with her throat and tongue muscles, and my balls with her hands. It was that combination, especially the particular way her hands massaged my balls and the area behind them, that seemed to affect me so much. She was relentless, with no regard to prolonging the activity, just a steady build in intensity that left no place to go but a massive orgasmic explosion and a big mouthful of hot cream.

"Ohhhh! Uhgggg!" I grunted, and my knees weakened as I pumped her mouth full. When she had wrung me dry I had to stagger to a seat, as I always do after she sucks me off. "Fuck!" I said quietly, barely able to speak, holding my shell-shocked crotch gently in my hand.

"Whoa!" Emma said quietly. "I've never seen him like that before!"

"Fuck!" I said quietly again, still trying to pull myself together.

"You'll show me?" Emma asked Denise, with big hopeful eyes.

"Sure sweetie," Denise said. "We better give him a few minutes to recover first though."

"Fuckin' crazy people," Lee said, her nose buried in her book. She shot me a sideways glance and a sexy smile. "Can we cover up please? It's not a nudist camp you know."

Emma giggled at her mother's attempts at trying to keep things under control, and she and Denise put on their tops. I retrieved my shorts, stopping along the way to give Lee a little kiss.

"Crazy orgy man loves living next to you ya know," I said to her.

"Yeah yeah," she said, and she smiled again.

A little while later, after some small talk on the deck, I went into the house to get a bottle of water. When I came out of the kitchen Emma and Denise were waiting for me in the living room.

"Time for Emma's lesson," Denise said, and she winked at me. "Strip big boy."

"Well this is turning into an excellent day," I said with a smile, and I was quickly out of my shorts and naked.

A blow-job from Emma was a rare and delightful thing. She and I didn't partake in sex much. She never said so, but it was pretty clear she felt funny about it because her sister Becka and I were so close. I knew Becka didn't mind — she was a remarkably open minded girl — but Emma kept her distance anyway, and I respected that. There were two magical nights when she appeared at my door, and a quickie in my boat when I was working on it one day, but other than that I let her play it the way she wanted to play it.

"All right sweetie," Denise said as Emma got on her knees in front of me. "Are you right handed? All right, move over like this so your massaging hand gets good access."

She placed Emma's hand under my balls, and my cock came to life.

"Yeah, that's it," Denise said.

Lee came in through the creaky screen door and sat down in a comfortable chair to watch the lesson.

"I can't believe I'm taking notes while I watch my baby daughter blow a guy," she said, and Emma giggled.

"Watch this," Denise said to Emma as she replaced Emma's hand with her own under my crotch. "See what I'm doing? It's firm pressure, not to hard on the balls, just enough, and firmer behind them, that area between his balls and his asshole. Try that."

Emma tried it, and Dennie gave her further direction.

"Yeah, that's it, now do sort of a rolling massage from the ball of your hand all the way out to your fingertips near his asshole," she said. "Yeah, that's it, nice! How's that feel Stevie?"

"Oh yeah!" I said.

"Now," Denise continued, "once you get his cock in your mouth you can add your second hand to the massage, and use it on the cock too sometimes, if it's big like Steve's. And for extra credit you can stick a finger in his asshole while you're doing everything else, but you might want to save that for special occasions."

Emma giggled at that last part, and then she took my throbbing cock into her sweet little mouth, looking up at me with her big beautiful eyes.

"Are you able to deep throat honey?" Denise asked her.

"No," she said, stroking my saliva covered shaft. "I've been kind of afraid to try."

"I'll show you how to practice it later," Dennie said. "But it's nothing to be afraid of. The worst that happens is you gag and your eyes water, but that's kinda sexy too. Guys love it."

Emma looked up at me again as she took me back in, her head moved forward until it met resistance, and she pushed through, gurgling and gagging like a trooper until she had to pull off.

"Nice!" Dennie said, "That's fuckin' hot! Once you get so you can hold it deep like that, use your tongue and your throat muscles on the cock while you're doing your ball massage, and you're golden. For now though, don't push the throat to much. Just give him a regular blow job with lots of hand work while you do the massage underneath and see what happens." Dennie looked up at me and winked as Emma went back to work. "Yeah, that's it. Keep it nice and wet so your hand slides good on the whole length of it. Spit on it if you need to. Yeah, that's it. Now, keep the massage underneath slow and even, but pick up the intensity on the blow-job."

"Fuck!" I said as my knees started to weaken, and then I felt a massaging finger pop into my asshole. "Oh Shit!"

As Emma worked her new-found magic, one of those orgasms that seems to start in your toes and rise up worked it's way through me, and I came hard with my hands on Emma's head, my cock spasming in her sweet mouth.

"Fffuuuuccckk!" I groaned when it was over and I could form a semi-coherent word.

"Oh baby, you get an 'A' from teacher today!" Dennie said to Emma. "What does she get from our volunteer?"

"A+," I said, staggered and swaying. "Fuck!"

Emma looked up at me, amazed at how she had rocked me. She swallowed the cum in her mouth, for what may have been the first time in her life, and a smile broke out across her sweet face as she licked the cum from her lips.

"You'll show me how to do the deep throat?" she asked Dennie.

"Sure sweetie," Dennie said. "Lee, you got any bananas honey?"

"Crazy fuckin' people," Lee said, shaking her head but smiling.


"You okay?" I asked a concerned looking Lee. We were sitting in Connie's wheelhouse sipping coffee, the big diesel droning quietly beneath our feet as we made out way East on the Erie Canal.

"I'm thinking too much, that's all," she said, forcing a smile. "Leaving the camp in the hands of my wildest friend and my sexually active daughter . . . I guess I shouldn't worry about it."

"I'm sure they won't burn the place down," I said.

"I don't care about that," she said. "I just don't want Emma hooking up with any of the guys Dennie hangs out with. They're trouble, most of them."

"Well, you've got a point there," I said. "But Dennie understands that I think. And her ribs are still hurting, so she's probably not up for a wild party."

"Ha!" Lee said. "I don't think there's anything that would keep her away from a good time."

"Would you feel better if they came with us?" I asked.

"Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you!" she said, giving my ass a squeeze. "Four days of three-on-one action. Nope, I'm sure it'd be fun, but I'm also sure you've noticed that breaking the ice of having sex in front of my daughters has been a tough nut for me to crack, even with all of Allie's pep talks about how liberating it was for them. Watching Emma give you a blowjob the other day was . . . interesting."

"That was your DNA giving that blowjob you know," I said with a little smile.

Lee laughed a little, and then she laughed harder.

"That's one way of looking at it I guess," she said, still giggling. "I wish it was my mouth."

"Is it jealousy?" I asked.

"A little, but in a friendly kind of way," she said. "Nothing serious. That would really mess things up, wouldn't it."

"Sure would," I said. "You know, I'm not saying I'm jealous worthy or anything like that, but with the amount of women in my life, I'm often surprised it goes so smoothly, and everyone's remained good friends."

"Yeah, it is unusual," she said. "That all comes back to you though." She got up off her seat and put her arms around me from behind. "You radiate good karma, and it infects all of us."

Lee kissed me softly, but it quickly built into a kiss of passion with her hand on my crotch, and Connie drifted out of the narrow channel into the shallows before I got her back on course. "We stopping soon?" Lee asked. "I'm a horny girl all the sudden."

"It's a fairly narrow section for anchoring, but there's a terminal wall just around the bend at the next lock," I said. "There's a park there though, and there might be people around."

"Ooo! That sounds hot," she said.

"Naughty girl!" I said. "My little Lee's an exhibitionist?"

"Maybe," she said coyly. "You'll probably think I'm goofy, but lately I've been hooked on sex in public video clips on the web."

"So you've never tried it?" I asked.

"Nope," she said with a sexy little smile. "Just . . . intrigued."

We approached the terminal wall adjacent to the lock, right in the middle of a small canal-side village. It was lunchtime, and quite a few folks were enjoying the sunshine in the park. I put out the big bumpers and Lee and I both jumped off the boat to tie it up. I tied the bow and she held the stern until I got there and gave her a quick lesson in the proper way to fasten the lines.

"Beautiful day!" she said to a salt-and-pepper haired business man sitting on a bench about ten feet away. He was eating a sandwich and had his nose buried in an iPad until he saw Lee in her bare feet, short shorts and bikini top.

"Yes, lovely," he said with a growing smile as he admired her petite form.

She winked at me as we stepped back aboard, and we walked the side deck to the front companionway, Lee swinging her ass just a little more than usual. We went down the steep steps and I stopped at the bottom.

"Open or closed," I asked, gesturing to the companionway opening.

"Open," she said with a wicked smile.

I left the side port-lights open to, which were round and about a foot in diameter, with a clear view of the little park.

"You're gonna have to be quiet you know," I said. "We can't be too crazy."

"I know," she said, with a small fire starting to burn in her eyes.

She stripped, lit up by the overhead hatch and within view of the man on the bench, but she didn't look to see if he was watching. I could see him from my position in the shadows, and he was indeed watching. Lee's smile was wonderful — nervous and excited, and sexy as hell. She sat on the end of the bed and beckoned me, and I stripped off my shorts and t-shirt. Her hands encircled my waist and I put my cock in her waiting mouth.

Her oral skills were always wonderful — soft and relaxed and heavenly. This day was different though. Her 'note taking' during Emma's lesson with Dennie was being put to use. A hand moved under my balls and started Dennie's rolling massage, and her soft relaxed mouth had more intensity than I'd felt before. She took me deeper too — had she been practicing with Emma's banana? She moaned a little louder than usual, like she wanted to be heard, and even allowed herself to gag a little on my long length. It was quite a sexy show, and I came hard with some loud groans I couldn't control.

"Fuck baby!" I said breathlessly. "You've been practicing!"

Lee winked at me and smiled as she swallowed her creamy snack. I pushed her down on the bed and buried my face in her sweet little pussy, and she threw her legs in the air and giggled like a schoolgirl. When I had her close to cumming I plunged my cock into her tightness and she let out a loud shriek. Her eyes got huge when she realized how loud it was, and she covered her mouth with her hand and started giggling again.

"Oh my God I love it!" she giggled as I fucked her.

I knew she loved the fucking, but it was obvious she loved being watched as well. I've never seen such unbridled excitement in her eyes. I quickly glanced towards the park and another guy had sat on another bench within view.

"There's two men out there now," I whispered in her ear as I fucked her, and she met my thrusts with even more enthusiasm.

"On your back stud!" she said, and we switched positions.

She mounted me reverse cowgirl style, putting her whole body on vivid display by leaning back with her hands on my chest, and she rocked her hips into me with a quick rhythm.

"Oh, fuck yeah!" she said quietly. "God I love fucking you!"

I let her do it until she slowed, and then I lifted her ass a little and thrusted up into her with everything I had.

"Ohhh Ffffuuuuccckk!" she said a little too loudly, and she came with a vibrating shudder and a gurgling exhale.

"Oh baby! This weekend's just what the doctor ordered," she said quietly a few moments later, lying next to me with a leg over my belly. Her sweet ass and open pussy were facing our audience.

We dressed and casually walked across the deck to the wheelhouse and I fired up Connie's engine. Lee stepped off onto the wall and untied the lines.

"Enjoy your evening," she said to the man with the salt-and-pepper hair.

"You too sweetheart," he said.

She stepped back aboard and we glided across the glassy water into the empty lock in front of us.

"That was fuckin' hot!" she said quietly with a huge smile.

We had been through a few locks already, so Lee knew the procedure, and she stood on the side deck and used a boat hook to hold us in place. She looked cute as the devil in her little bikini top and tight shorts, and one of the lock tenders came out to chat her up as we started our descent.

When we made our way down and out the other end of the lock she came back in the wheelhouse to relax. She exhaled loudly and fanned her face with her hand.

"You know, I could still feel that orgasm when I was standing there talking to that guy," she said, obviously still excited. "Wow, that was wild. I kept thinking, does he know I just had a huge cock in me five minutes ago?"

"I take it you liked your little taste of exhibitionism," I said.

She exhaled through pursed lips with puffed cheeks. "I never would have thought I would have liked that kind of thing," she said, looking out the front window at the ribbon of river ahead of us. "Live and learn I guess," she giggled.

She asked me if I'd had had any exhibitionist adventures, so I told her about Julia and me at Carol's erotic art class. "No way!" she exclaimed with big eyes when I told her we had grinding, hardcore sex in front of a class of art students. "Fuck!" was all she could say, numerous times, as I told the whole story.

"I've got a long way to go before I can top that!" she said. "Crazy orgy man really is crazy I think."

"You know, you and I could do that," I said. "The class really liked it, and Carol loved it."

Lee looked over at me with a blank stare, and then a smile showed through. "Crazy orgy man," was all she said before returning her gaze out the front window, but 'Yeah, you'll probably get me to do it' was what it looked like to me.

"So, we should plan our evening," I said after a couple hours of relaxing cruising. "We can anchor out, or tie up at a lock, or tie up in a village. We've got plenty of food onboard, but a village would have a restaurant. It's up to you sweetie."

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