A Private Self-Defense Lesson

I was all smiles, and despite the chilly evening air, I was warm all over. My left nut was a little sore, but it was settling down already. I couldn't believe my luck tonight. I had this pretty chick in my arms, half naked and got to grab her any way I wanted. Oh, top that off with getting felt up! That would have made a great evening to anyone, well, if you are a dude that is. And to get your nuts groped, that was exciting too, even though it was a little mean for her to check if I was telling the truth about it. Apparently she really wanted to know about self-defense.

I was home in no time. My parents didn't even seem to notice I was significantly late. I went straight to my room and relived the whole evening in a dream. I fell asleep hoping the dream would continue.