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"Really? That's good to know. I can't wait to call them dwarves now," Bill said, rubbing his hands together.
"Fuck, if they try to kill you don't hurt them too much, it'll take me years to get a shop together that could replace them. Probably a lot longer. They're.. They're unreal. It's like metal just does what they want, like all the hammering is just for show or something," Larry complained.
"Well, alright. I don't really run into them much anyway. Don't expect me to hold back if they piss me off, though," Bill conceded. He was still pissed for that interruption.
A harpy landed in front of them, scaring the hell out of both of them. She was clearly upset, eyes wide, her talons dancing around while flapping her wings in distress. Bill had never seen one act like this, they either had that dumb look on their faces or a cheerful smile. One of her wings was singed at the ends of her feathers.
"Fuck! Are you ok?" Bill asked standing and stepping quickly over to her.
"Order! The Order! They're coming!" she squawked, launching herself into the air and heading to her nest to be with her husband now that her warning had been delivered.
"The fuck is the Order?" Bill asked, sharing a look with Larry.
- COMMENTS
gentleman_boehnerabout 2 months agoReally happy to see this series is still alive, with your trademark humor and pop culture references intact. Looking forward to what happens next!
Anonymous2 months agoThis story of yours is teriffic! I love it! Really hope you manage to finnish it, however long it takes, and unless you tell us otherwise, I'll be waiting for the next chapter 'till the day I croak. Keep it up, you've got talent!
Raven6603 months agoLove the series. The characters are awesome. The writing is amazing. And fuck is this shit funny. When bill was doing the pulp fiction bit. I fell out my chair laughing so hard. And when he captured asylum from dulius I was thinking Monty python. Damn good work please keep it coming
Anonymous4 months agoI think larry should have one of the drawfs hammer out a mk 19. (Thier pretty badass)Thing was awsome in afganastan.
