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Adventures in Porn Logic Ch. 01

byFutaMonster©

Adventures in Porn Logic Ch.01

I really wish I had met the genie earlier in my life. It really would have made my journey through university and attempting to negotiate my way through the early stages of my career far more enjoyable. Then again, had I met it back then I may not have made the same wishes that I did.

For a while after, I thought I'd made a terrible mistake. There were so many other things I could have asked for, after all. Unlimited money, the job of my dreams. An end to world hunger.

All of that is just ifs, buts and maybes though. What happened, happened. I was thirty-five when I was asked to clear out my deceased uncle's old house. I didn't really want to do it; I'd hardly known him and there were better things I could be doing with my life, like updating my porn collection or ... actually, that was about all I did with my spare time around then. Little did I know that going to that horrible old house would change my life forever.

I found the lamp in a box of other junk in the attic. Smiling to myself, remembering the daydreams I used to have as a child about finding a genie and getting three wishes, I rubbed it. There was no one around to laugh at my foolishness, so what did I have to lose? Still, I nearly fell down the ladder in shock as a plume of smoke rose from the lamp, followed by a loud bang like someone had burst a balloon right by my ear. The smoke disappeared and in its place was this fat, bald man in a faded waistcoat and some ridiculous baggy trousers. He looked like a genie that had really let himself go. Nonetheless, he had appeared after I rubbed the lamp.

"Er, hello," I said, not really sure how you started a conversation with a mythical creature.

"Greetings, mortal," it (he?) replied. The voice was thin, reedy, not what I would have expected from such a figure. It also sounded bored. "You have released me from my bonds and it is now my duty to bestow upon you three wishes. What shall they be?"

I blinked. "Slow down a bit," I said. "Is this real? I really get three wishes?"

The creature sighed. "Every time, it's the same. Yes, you really get three wishes. Now, I don't have all day so please get a move on and make your mind up."

"Sorry. You just don't look ... too much like a genie?"

"Yes, well, you are hardly a wonderful representation of your species either. Wishes, please!"

"And my wishes can be anything? Anything at all?"

"Yes, Dean Morgan. Anything at all."

It knew my name. How was that possible? I shook my head; I had bigger things to think about, didn't I? Three wishes ... whatever should they be?

In my defence, I had been single for a long time, for a variety of reasons -- I'm not exceptionally handsome, rather forgettable in fact; I'm not blessed with a huge cock, though the vast majority of women I try to date don't even get to see it, because I'm quite dull. I don't like going out drinking or partying. I much prefer staying indoors on my own, enjoying myself with a porn film or two. I didn't know how to endear myself to girls, how to gain or retain their interest. I was painfully shy.

Anyway, all of that was playing on my mind on the day I met the genie. I'd just been rebuffed by a girl I met online and my plans for that whole day had consisted of finding some hot camgirls to jack off to.

"I wish my cock was bigger," I said quickly, before I had a chance to think about it again. "Like, maybe twelve inches long and quite thick? Oh, and always erect too!"

Another sigh from the genie. "You mortals are so predictable. Done."

I expected some kind of magical firework or something to pronounce that the wish had been granted. Instead there was nothing except an instant swelling in my crotch. I looked down in shock at the tent forming in my trousers. Uncaring of the weird man/genie in front of me, I unzipped my jeans and had a look.

"Holy shit," I breathed. I really did have a monster cock now. Twelve inches long and quite thick, just as I'd asked. And it was definitely stiff. It still looked like my old dick, only much more ... stretched out. I put my hand around it.

"Please don't masturbate in my presence," the genie complained. "I do have a schedule to keep to. Tell me your second wish."

"I wish that I could control when I come, and that each time I produce as much as the best pornstars. You know what I mean when I say come, yeah? I don't mean arriving to things on time."

"I am a genie; I can tell what people are thinking. And with your mind, it is even easier. Yes, I know what you mean and yes, it is done. I would, however, ask you not to test it out just yet. These shoes aren't easy to clean."

"Uh, sure." I put myself away, aware that I didn't really want my cock out in front of this weird guy anyway.

"Now, your final wish? Let me guess, to make all women irresistibly attracted to you? Or for everyone in the world to think you're the greatest lover in the history of mankind?"

"You could do that?"

"If I felt like it." It crossed its arms over its chest and glowered down at me. "Now choose."

One final wish, that was all I had. Suddenly it didn't seem like enough to get what I wanted. And what did I want, truly? All my adult life I'd dreamed of being a pornstar. As far as I was concerned, that was the only way I'd ever get to bang hot women. It wasn't that I was particularly ugly -- I was just plain, forgettable. And now I definitely had the equipment to make it in porn. But ... just becoming a pornstar wasn't enough. What about all those other gorgeous women in the world? I didn't even have one that I loved so much I wanted to make her mine to the exclusion of all the others. And to be honest, while I loved having sex, I almost enjoyed watching other people doing it more.

"If you don't choose soon," the genie said, "I'm going to assume that your last wish is that you would fart every eight seconds. A really loud, smelly one every time, too."

I ignored the idiot and thought hard. When the solution came to me, I smiled. It was so obvious!

"OK," I said. "This is going to be hard to explain. You know what porn is, yeah? Of course you do, you're a genie -- you don't need to tell me. Well you know how the scenes work? The weird porno logic that exists? Well, I wish my life lived by porn logic, where I can be the director or the star or both, whatever I choose."

"Hmm. That could actually be interesting," the genie said.

"Can you do it, though? Exactly how I'm envisaging it?"

"Yes, I believe I can. Making you the director ... yes, that is possible too. In every one of your 'scenes' you will be able to direct the other performer or performers."

"And the rules around porn exist too? No one interrupts us unless I want them to join in, that kind of thing?"

"Yes, yes. From now on, your life will play out like one long porn movie. I hope you enjoy it."

Without another word, the genie vanished and moments later, so too did its lamp. I blinked, searched the attic again but there was no sign of it. If it wasn't for the huge cock thrusting out from my groin, I might have believed the whole thing to be some weird illusion.

So ... I had a huge cock, could cum whenever I wanted and ... live like a guy in a porn movie? Exactly how would that work? I had this picture inside my head, but I had my doubts as to whether it would match the reality. I had to find out. I had to test these new powers and see just how effective they were.

The attic had a tiny window overlooking the road outside. As luck would have it, I saw a young woman heading towards the house, staring at her phone. If this was a porno, I thought, she would stop at this house to ask for directions or something, and then come in. If she's over eighteen, anyway. To my considerable surprise, she turned off the path and started heading up the driveway -- to this house! I was so excited I nearly fell down the ladder out of the attic in my haste to get downstairs.

I ran down the stairs at a speed my mother would not have approved of and had to pause by the door to regain my composure. She knocked three times and waited. Once I was sure I had everything under control again, I answered it, a smile on my face.

"Hi," I said, and immediately winced. My voice had come out so high-pitched, like I'd shut my balls in a really heavy book.

She didn't seem to notice. "Hey," she replied. "I'm, uh, looking for the library. Could you help me?"

She really was very pretty. She had curly brown hair, a heart-shaped face and bright blue eyes. Her mouth looked nice when she smiled too. She wore simple jeans and a t-shirt, but they showed off her nice, slim body well.

"The library?" I said. "Yeah, I ..." I stopped. If I just gave her directions, she'd have no reason to come in, would she? I changed what I was going to say. "I mean, it's a bit complicated. Perhaps I ought to draw you a map instead?"

She smiled brightly. "That'd be great, thanks!"

"Why don't you come in? No sense you waiting on the doorstep, is there?"

"Cool." Her eyes, I noted were fixed on my groin, and I realised just how visible my boner was. I thought she was going to turn tail and flee, but instead she brushed past me and came in -- and her hand definitely rubbed against my dick for a fraction of a second.

She wandered into the living room and stood uncertainly by the sofa. The house was full of boxes and not much else now. I watched her for a moment, struck dumb by what was going on, before I remembered to shut the door. This ... was actually happening. I wasn't about to wake up. This sexy girl I'd never seen before had actually come into the house with me. Alone.

In a porn film, there were loads of ways this could go. Every one would end up with the two of us fucking. For a moment I considered the best approach but as this was my first go I decided I really just wanted to see what would happen.

I went into the living room as well, sat on the sofa, dug out a piece of paper and a pen and began to draw.

"What's your name?" I asked her as I worked.

"Lilly."

"That's a nice name." I winced. What a rubbish line.

It worked, however. "Thanks," she said. She curled her hair around one finger, looked at me and bit her lip. Her gaze kept on drifting to my cock. Hardly realising what I was doing, I shifted my legs wider apart so she could get a better look at it.

I soon finished the map -- the library was actually just a couple of streets away and easy to find. "Done," I told her and handed it out to her.

"Thanks," she said for the third time.

But as she came to take it from me she seemed to stumble over something and fell face first into my lap.

"Oh!" we both cried out together.

I went to stand up but she put her hands on my legs and held me in place. I shook my head and for a moment considered pushing her off me before I remembered what the hell was going on.

"Wow ..." she murmured, her face a bare inch from my cock.

"Um ... you like my cock?" I asked.

She nodded mutely.

"You want to touch it?" I couldn't believe how forward I was being. Normally I didn't have the guts to kiss a girl until at least the fourth date.

Lilly didn't need asking twice; she put both hands on my crotch and rubbed my dick through my trousers.

"Tell you what," I said, feeling even bolder, "I'll let you have the map if you suck my dick."

She looked up at me, a wicked gleam in her eye. For a moment I thought she was going to refuse me, that the genie's promises weren't worth anything. But then she unzipped my trousers and yanked them down. My brand new, foot-long cock sprang free.

She took it in hand, rubbed the length of it with her eyes wide. "It's so fucking big," she said. "And heavy ..."

She started on my balls, sucking them into her mouth one by one as she continued wanking me. I felt like I was going to come right then, right on her face, but somehow I didn't. That was proof, to me, that the second wish was working. You have to understand, I'd never been in this situation before, having this sexy teen sucking my balls minutes after meeting me. I'm sure that, if I had been the old me right then, I wouldn't have been able to stop myself.

Anyway, after a minute or two of that, she licked the length of my cock and finally wrapped her lips around the head. She let her spit run down it, worked her tongue expertly.

She broke off just long enough to say, "I love the taste of your fucking cock. Your huge fucking cock. I want it all!" Then she began to blow me.

I was frozen in place, transfixed by the view in front of me. I knew that in porn, there tended to be a bit more interaction, but I couldn't think of anything to say or do. I just wanted to watch this hot babe sucking my new, big dick. Lilly tried deepthroating me and seemed disappointed that she only got halfway down my shaft. To be honest, I was impressed she managed that much. She kept on trying, almost making herself gag. Spit streamed down my cock and she rubbed it in with her hand as she kept on sucking and licking the tip.

She showed great oral skill. I wondered if that was a natural ability of hers or if it was another result of the porn logic -- in porn you never saw a bad blowjob (at least not in the porn I always watched). You got blowjobs like this one -- noisy, sloppy, filled with deepthroating and gagging. Of course, she would soon have to stop and strip.

Soon, Lilly stopped and started to strip. I stared at her. It was as if she had read my mind. The top should come off first, I thought as she gyrated in front of me. Straight away, she lifted her top up over her head and dropped it on the floor. I didn't know for sure, but I guessed that this was down to the same thing as her oral abilities; in porn, you didn't hear the director giving instructions. The stars just knew what to do. I hoped that was what it was.

Anyway, Lilly had petite tits but with really prominent nipples. She played with them, rolled them between her fingers, pinched them.

"You like my little titties?" she asked. There was no sign of the innocent girl I'd seen on the street. Now she was in full-on pornstar mode. "You want to see my pussy too?"

I nodded, still struck dumb. I was scared that if I said something, I would break the spell and she'd run away.

My hand reached for my dick, gently stroking it as Lilly turned away from me and slid her jeans slowly down her legs, which were just about on the right line between slim and skiny. She wore blue panties, nothing too erotic but still sexy in the way they clung to her ass. It was a very nice ass too, if a little flat. She wiggled her ass right in front of my face and on an impulse, I grabbed her hips and buried my face in her panties.

"Oh, you like that, do you?" she asked. She ground her pussy into my face.

I hooked my thumbs into her panties and pulled them down, revealing her little asshole and her neatly trimmed pussy. She was wet already. Of course she was -- women were always ready for sex. I licked her and kissed her. I wasn't an expert at oral, far from it in fact, but she moaned and urged me on and carried on grinding against me like I was giving her the best time of her life. Despite knowing it was almost certainly fake, it made me swell with pride a little that I was able to get this hot young thing off.

Lilly pulled her panties right down and stepped out of them, then turned to face me. I felt that she should blow me again, so that was exactly what she did. She just bent at the waist, put her hands on my thighs, and took my cock back in her mouth while I held it steady for her. She took five or so inches into her mouth, lifted herself back up slowly with her lips suctioning onto me. She looked me in the eye the whole while, that naughty glint there again. She was loving this. Or at least pretending to well enough that I could pretend as well. To be honest, it made little difference to me right then.

I grabbed the back of her head, pulled her down hard. She let out a surprised gasp as she swallowed more of me than she had before. She choked, saliva pouring down onto my shaft, but I held her there for a few seconds before letting her come back up for air. She grinned at me, drool hanging from her chin.

"I want to fuck that pussy now," I told her. I thought about how I wanted her and decided on doggystyle; it was always one of my favourites to watch.

Lilly knelt down in front of the sofa, her little ass wiggling in the air. I stood over her, stroking my cock as I looked down at her. This was actually going to happen. I was actually going to fuck this stranger who was almost young enough to be my daughter. And I had a gigantic fucking cock with which to do it. Stuff like this didn't happen to average-looking guys like me. Unless that guy happened to be a pornstar and I guessed that was what I was now. Only without the cameras ... and the pay.

So I got down on one knee behind her, determined to enjoy this as much as I could. As soon as I pushed a few inches into her, Lilly cried out and looked over her shoulder at me. I stopped, thinking that that was what she wanted me to do.

Instead, she said, "Fuck me. Fuck me hard with that big, hard dick. Fuck me!"

I shoved into her hurriedly, before she changed her mind. My movements were jerky, I couldn't settle into a rhythm such was my excitement. I managed to get my entire length into her cunt and Lilly let out a scream. She dropped her head onto the sofa, her whole body shaking. I couldn't tell if this was a genuine orgasm or a staged one and I really didn't care. I fucked her with enthusiasm, even if my technique was quite lacking.

I wanted this to go on forever, I really did, but at the same time I was eager to explore the power of my second wish. There was no doubt my other two had come true but what of that one? I could have waited a bit longer to find out, to build the excitement a bit, but I was jut too impatient. I wanted to know right away.

So I pulled out of her, jerking my cock. I thought about where I wanted to cum and knew there was only one place -- the old faithful of porno cumshots. Lilly got to her knees in front of me, eyes fixed on mine, mouth open and tongue out ready. I wanked and wanked but nothing happened. I frowned, then thought that I really wanted to cum.

Straight away the sperm shot out of me with such force I cried out in shock. The first spurt was so powerful it shot right over her head and landed on the sofa. The next few hit their target but I had my head back, staring wide-eyed at the ceiling. The jizz kept on spurting out over and over until I wondered if it would ever end.

Eventually it did, of course. As I slowly lowered my gaze, I first saw the streak of cum going up the back of the sofa.

"Shit, I'm gonna have to get that cleaned off," I muttered.

Lilly giggled.

My gaze finally reached her. If my eyes had gone any wider, they would have fallen out. She had three streaks of cum in her hair, a great fat white blob of the stuff right in the middle of her forehead. Her right eye had cum hanging off the lashes, with another strand going down the cheek on that side into her ear. Her mouth was still open, with two lots of cum hanging from one lip to the other and a nice pool of it on her tongue.

I knew I'd told the genie I wanted to be able to cum like all the best pornstars, but I hadn't meant all of them put together. As I watched, she swallowed the semen on her tongue and then licked her lip to get at more.

"Oh shit, I'm so sorry," I said.

"Why?" she asked.

"Well, uh ..." Pornstars didn't say sorry for cumming on someone! But I wasn't a pornstar, and neither was Lilly. "I, um, messed up your hair."

"Nothing that can't be fixed," she said with a shrug. "Did you have fun?"

"Too bloody right I did."

"Me too. Need to get cleaned up now, though."

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