Agatha Allbut & the Bimbo Squad Ch. 04

Aggie turned her head and Lars took an involuntary step back seeing the look of hatred on her face. Aggie stood up and walked stiffly to the door and pushed it closed. When she didn't open it, Lars used his key card and found the security chain was still on.

"Aggie this isn't funny, I need to pee and get this suit off." Aggie appeared in the crack of the door and stared at Lars with a look of utter contempt on her face. "Is there a problem," he asked figuring he was in trouble for leaving her alone at the pool.

"The bathing suit was evil. Too bad you weren't there to see it, Aggie hissed at him. "I never want to see you again. Either get me a flight out today, ALONE, or get yourself another room," and she closed the door.

"What about the bathing suit," Lars asked in confusion. "Aggie can I at least get some clothes," he asked opening the door yet again.

Aggie looked him up and down and said in icy fury "Go around naked. I did," and slammed the door in his face. Before Lars could open the door again, he heard something being pushed in front of it. He tried to open it and it wouldn't budge. No matter what he said, or how hard he knocked there was no further response from the room.

Lars went down to the Gift Shop to see if they could figure out what happened with the swimsuit. Lars walked in the shop and saw the mannequin he hadn't noticed in his drunken stupor. Once he read the sign he knew what happened.

He ran to the house phone and tried calling the room. There was no answer. He walked over to the front desk and the day manager signaled him to come over. The day manager told him that Aggie had called down and said he was no longer welcome in the room. "So I set aside another room for you," the manager told him.

"What about my clothes," Lars asked hoping they would get him in the room so he could talk to Aggie and explain his mistake.

"Well you can go naked if you don't get them." the manager chuckled. Lars looked at him annoyed. "Of course we will get them for you as soon as possible." he added hastily.

Aggie remained in her room the rest of the vacation speaking to no one. Lars spent the whole time trying to tell her it was an accident. He even had the bellhop deliver a letter to her. It was returned to him unread.

When it came time to check out, Aggie was gone before Lars woke up. He reasoned that at least they would be sitting together on the airplane and he could plead his case there.

When Lars got to the airport, he was running late and Aggie had already boarded. When he got on the plane he saw the seat next to Aggie was taken by a middle age lady. Lars checked his ticket and saw that he was seated in row 7 and Aggie was in row 2.

Lars stopped to speak to Aggie and the lady next to her looked at him and asked very loudly "Is this the asshole?" Aggie nodded and turned her head away to look out the window.

Before Lars could speak a flight attendant came up and told him to move along. "My girlfriend and I were supposed to be seated together." he told her, still hoping to talk to Aggie.

"Your EX-girlfriend told us how you abandoned her after giving her a bikini that dissolves in water, and how she was naked in a hot tub and you were nowhere to be found." She said staring at him coldly.

"I was drunk when I bought it, and I didn't see the sign," Lars tried to defend himself and explain to Aggie. Even to him it sounded lame.

The flight attendant and Aggies neighbor exchanged glances and the flight attendant said "Sir go to your seat and stay there except for the bathroom or I'll have you removed from the aircraft."

Lars looked at her for a moment and saw she was serious. He sat down and tried to think of a way to win back Aggie.

For the rest of the summer Lars did everything he could to contact Aggie.

Aggie ignored every attempt.