Agent Hooters vs. Ninja Aliens From Mars

“What area of the desert?” asked Anna again.

“Back on Route 75,” said the cook, “Bought ten or twenty miles from here,” the cook yanked down both cups of her bra and her big bare breasts popped free and jiggled about at the sudden motion. The cook grabbed both the bare tits and leaned forwards opening his mouth to taste them.

Anna decided he was getting carried away. She waited ‘till he was within inches of tongue to nipple contact and then with a twist of her shoulders and arch of her back Anna slapped her left then her right breasts across the cooks jaw, the attack snapping his head sideways and actually knocking him unconscious.

“Thanks for your help asshole,” muttered Anna as she pushed her tits back into the cups of her bra.

Chapter Three

Anna Nicole Smith drove Southwest away from the Frying Saucer along Route 75. It was beginning to get dark and she wasn’t sure how much she’d be able to spot in the fast diminishing light, but she wanted to get a look around the area of the abductions before setting up camp for the night.

Suddenly her car engine cut out and the car rolled to a stop.

“Fuck!” swore Anna getting out of the car and popping open the hood. A gush of smoke billowed out, the car was definitely fucked.

Anna sighed, hiked up her short skirt even higher and bent over the grill leaning under the bonnet as if she was a mechanic. The position causing the back of her skirt to rise even further so that any passing car would get an eyeful of her panties and long shapely legs. Anna had used it often in the past and knew it was a sure-fire way of getting someone to stop and help her.

She stop bent over the front of her car, wiggling her ass in the dimming light for about 10 minutes when a light shone over her. Thinking it was headlights she wiggled her butt around promiscuously for a bit then turned to look, pushing her chest out invitingly. To her surprise the light was not from an oncoming car, it was coming from the sky above.

Anna squinted and looked up trying to get a look at the aircraft above. The light however was too bright and shone directly down towards her, almost completely blinding her. Then everything went suddenly black.

**

Anna awoke from unconsciousness to find herself strapped naked and spread-eagle onto a white table, her long legs locked into stirrups kind of like a gynecologists table.

She felt rough fingertips stroking the outer lips of her vulva giving her quite a start. Craning her neck as far up as she could she managing to look between the cleavage of her high breasts to see a green head between her legs.

The alien peeling open the petals of her vagina and poked the bud of her clitoris causing Anna to gasp slightly. The alien pinched her clit and then slipped an exploratory finger right up inside her cunt. The creatures finger was long and thin and probed deep.

“Ahh!” gasped Anna arching her back as the alien buried a second finger up inside her.

“Kiicjk wewaas latobo,” said the alien, his language an incomprehensible chirp to Anna.

Then to Anna’s surprise the alien gets up and leaves. As he walks away Anna takes note of his huge balls, they look monstrous on the small alien.

As soon as the alien is out the door another alien walks back in and sits himself on a chair by the door, this one is holding a small back rod.

“Rueluembar!” at the sound of the aliens voice the straps holding Anna in are released.

Anna immediately stood up and rubbed her pussy where the alien was probing her, everything seemed alright and at least it hadn’t tried to fuck her. She looked across the room at the open door and the small alien guard sitting beside it.

“Can I leave?” Anna asked but got no reply.

What the hell Anna thought to herself and ran for the door. As she passed the alien he reached out and poked her with the black rod he held. As it touched her leg a shock of electricity shot through her flesh and everything went black.

**

Anna awoke strapped back on the table.

“Kiicjk wewaas nabannoo!” said one of the aliens as it climbed up on the table between Anna’s spread legs, if it was angered by her attempted escape it didn’t show it.

“Ahhh, what are you doing?” Anna asked nervously.

The alien reached up and slapped her breasts, licking his lips with a long snake-like tongue as he watched them wobble and jiggle across her chest.

“Titioo labushka!” said the alien softly as it grabbed one of her big breasts in each hand and squeezed, it’s long fingers sinking into her tit-flesh as it groped and mauled her boobs.

Anna’s eyes widened slightly as she saw his erection growing and rising between her legs as the alien played with her tits.

“That’s a big pecker for a little fellow like you,” Anna said with a smirk resigning herself to the inevitable alien probing she was about to receive.

“Kiicjk wewaas nabannoo!” grunted the alien in what seemed like agreement as it gave Anna’s hardened nipples a final pinch before reaching between it’s legs and aiming its big cock at her moist cunt.

“Kiicjk!!” screamed the alien in a high pitched chirp, grabbing a silken thigh in each hand and ramming its steel-hard shaft all the way inside Anna.

Anna moaned as the alien, still in a kneeling position with a leg in each hand started to buck in and out of her extremely fast. The alien’s hips pumped super fast like a machine gun and the sensation was like nothing Anna had ever experienced.

For about fifteen the only sound that filled the room was Anna’s voice “Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!”

Then the alien suddenly stopped its humped, buried completely inside her it let go of her thighs and grabbed a big breast in each green hand.

Anna gasped and felt her own orgasm hitting her as the aliens fingers sunk into her breasts. She felt the veins on the sides of the aliens penis pulsing amazingly then the alien let out an animalistic grunt and Anna felt the explosion inside her pussy as both human and alien came.

Huge amounts of green alien sperm spurted up inside her and gushed out over the table and her thighs.

“Wewaas tasdsdfil,” said the alien, its voice soft.

Anna moaned softly to herself as the alien slid out of her, its penis still hard but its testicles shrunken considerably.

Anna dropped off to sleep.

**

When she awoke she was still on the table although she was not strapped down. The alien guard with the stun rod sat on the chair by the door once again.

“You’re back,” Anna said to the guard as she stood up and stretched, her breasts jutting out impressively as she extended her arms above her head and yawned. It was time to escape and hopefully take the ship down first.

Anna dropped to her knees and crawled across the room towards the alien guard trying to appear as non-threatening as possible. The alien turned to watch her, his eyes straying to the pendulous sway of her heavy breasts. It appeared no one was immune to Anna’s expansive charms.

When she was kneeling directly in front of the aliens chair she put both hands gently on the aliens knees.

“Why should your friend have all the fun and you just sit on guard?” she asked as her soft hands stroked up the aliens inner thighs towards his genitals.

The alien didn’t move a muscle as Anna’s fingertips reached his groin and stroked the length of his soft penis causing a slight stir. Her heavy breasts pressed to the inside of the alien’s knees as she cupped a big testicle in each hand. The large balls more than filled her palms and she gave them a gentle squeeze before returning her attentions to the now growing green penis.

“Kiicjk?” the alien chirped, his tone rising as if it was a question.

“Kickjik,” Anna said with a nod trying to emulate the word as best she could. At the same time she grasped her fist around it’s semi-hard penis and her soft hand began to stroke up and down.

Remembering the speed at which the previous alien had fucked her she began to pump on the guard dick as fast as she could, her hand a blur. Pretty soon he had a raging hard on.

“So you do like me after all,” said Anna, squeezing his cock which felt amazingly hard and stiff in her hand, as she spoke she leant in and brushed the head of it’s penis with her lips causing it to twitch with arousal.

Then Anna flicked her tongue gingerly from her lips, the saliva-wetted tip coming into contact right upon the throbbing head of the alien’s engorged cock. She circled it slowly about the rubbery green flesh, feeling his hips twitch spontaneously from the arousing sensations of her mouth. The tip of her tongue greedily lapped up the little gooey droplet of greenish pre-cum, the sharply pleasing surprising Anna somewhat.

Then her hands slipped softly to the base of the pulsing shaft as her lips parted to take just the swollen head up into the warmth and moisture of her mouth.

A low sigh escaped from the alien as Anna's mouth planted kisses around the jerking cock-head, continuing to play and tease him, yet still refusing to actually take the shaft between her lips. She trailed her tongue down the side of his penis, then again flicked it back all the way up the length of him.

Then with a sudden deep groan, the alien reached down into his Anna's long blonde hair, holding her face against his loins as he thrust his hips eagerly upward, shoving the full-length of his twitching cock between her lips and ramming it all the way down her tongue to the back of her throat.

Anna gulped, giving out with a muffled protest at the sudden shocking invasion. It almost choked her, but she took the full length inside her, surrendering her lips willingly as she felt the wildly palpitating head of his penis crush relentlessly into the moist tenderness of her mouth.

The alien trembled as he felt the human's lips warmly close around the hard shaft of his cock, now taking almost the whole length into her mouth. As the alien began to hunch up and down on the couch, his hips pumping as he held her head down into his lap, Anna surrendered her lips even more willingly.

Again and again she felt the hotly swelling hardness shoving into her yielding mouth, the massively throbbing head plunging down the full length of her tongue to embed itself far into the back of her throat as the alien guard squirmed his loins even harder into her face. Anna began to work her head up and down in a bobbing movement over his loins, swishing her tongue wildly around the pulsing head as she started to suck in earnest.

Her lips were stretched tightly around the alien’s thick shaft and she sucked ravenously, further intensifying the frenzied bobbing of her head over his loins. As she felt him nearing orgasm she reached around and took hold of the stun-stick that had dropped from the alien’s hand the moment her tongue had touched it’s cock.

While her hands and mind was distracted trying to locate the button or trigger on the stun stick the alien continued to use her ovalled lips and mouth for it’s pleasure. With a sudden grunt Anna felt the alien start to cum. She tried to pull back off him, remembering the large quantities of sperm the other alien had pumped into her, but the alien had both hand entwined in her blonde hair holding her down as green sperm gushed and sprayed from the tip of his dick straight down her throat.

Anna gargled and gagged as she felt her mouth and throat quickly full and green cum started to pour out the small space between the corners of her mouth and the aliens rock-hard shaft. Just then Anna found the trigger and decided to waste no time. She jammed the tip of the shaft into the aliens ass and pressed the button. An electric shock rocked through the alien and he immediately keeled over, a rope of green cum shooting out to hit Anna in the forehead. As he hit the ground Anna had to step aside to dodge a final spurt of the alien’s intense orgasm.

“Right, time to get out of here,” said Anna slipping out the door.

Chapter Four

Anna Nicole Smith crept naked down the corridor. She had no idea what happened to her clothes but right now she had more concerning things to worry about. Like escaping.

She went through the first door she came to and ran straight into an alien the guard. The little green man reached for his stun rod but Anna’s secret agent reflexes were faster. Her rod shot out, not as an electric-stun, but as a club. The metal rod cracked the alien on the side of the jaw dropping him like a brick.

Inside the room Anna was surprised to see penthouse centrefold Jenny McCarthy lying naked on the table.

“These aliens seem to have a thing for blonde hair and big tits,” muttered Anna as she undid the straps pinning Jenny to the table.

Anna slung the unconscious bombshell over her shoulder, patted her nicely rounded rump and then moved on, encumbered slightly by the weight of the naked woman.

The next door down the corridor led to a lift which Anna used to descend to what she believed was the lowest floor. The lift opened into what appeared to be an engine room. A few quick strikes of her stun rod took out the only alien down there and then Anna quickly located the teleporter, (at least what she believed a teleporter would look like from watching all those Star Trek movies).

Anna laid Jenny down on the teleporter and took a quick look at the controls. There were what looked like some complicated tracking controls and a big red button. She nodded to herself, there was one last thing to do before she took Jenny to safety, (or killed her by pressing the red button).

Anna hurried back to the engine room, looked for the most delicate and important looking piece of machinery, jammed in the stun gun and pressed the button.

There was a horrible alarm buzz sound that filled the air and smoke started to billow out of the machine she had jabbed. Anna sprinted back to the teleporter, her big boob bouncing wildly.

Inside Jenny was sitting up and shaking her head in confusion. Anna slapped the big red button and then dived onto the teleporter pad just as it was warming up.

There was a bright flash and then everything went black for the two voluptuous blondes.

**

Tommy rode his rickety old bicycle along the side of Route 75. As he rode there was a sudden flash of light ahead and he saw two figures drop onto the grass about 10 yards off the roadside.

Tommy climbed off his bike and ran over. Too his surprise they were both female, both naked, both beautiful and both unconscious.

“Holy shit!” he swore softly his eyes roving over their amble assets. This was the first time he’d seen a real life naked woman, and now he had two of the most gorgeous specimens he’d ever seen helpless in front of him.

Tommy frowned, “I know you…” he said looking down at Anna, “Bugger me! You’re that pretty lady from the diner.”

He then turned and knelt down beside Jenny, “Fuck! You’re Jenny McCarthy! This must be a dream!”

Tommy couldn’t help himself. He reached out and cupped Jenny’s right breast, gently squeezing the ample upthrust cone.

“Oh wow!” Tommy breathed, reaching out with his other hand so that he held and squeezed both breasts.

Tommy felt his crotch tighten as he began to massage the large orbs of Jenny’s tits. He pinched her nipples and rolled them between his thumb and forefinger.

“This is a dream come true,” said Tommy moving over to Anna and straddling her thigh so that he could hump as he grabbed her even bigger tits. Tommy rubbed himself up and down her soft thigh as he mauled her immense breasts. He then leant over and sucked one of her nipples into his mouth, pressing both her breasts into his face and rubbing his head all over her chest.

“I can’t let this opportunity go to waste,” said Tommy standing up and stripping off his pants. He then straddled Anna’s stomach and slipped his dick into her cleavage. Tommy took one of her boobs in each hand and pressed them together forming a sheath for his dick as she started to roll his hips back and forth and fuck her tits.

He thrust between her tits for about thirty seconds before moving back to Jenny. Tommy opened her thighs and lay down on top of her. Fumbling for a moment to position himself he pushed his dick up into her cunt and let out a low moan.

The moment the head of Tommy’s penis pierced her cunt lips he surged with ejaculation, his dick pumping and twitching as he slid it up inside the busty blonde. Tommy moaned and dropped his weight onto her, filling her with his cum.

He lay on top of Jenny for a moment, enjoying the feel of her soft body under his as his dick shrunk within her. Tommy then licked her cheek and lips and pulled out of her.

When Tommy saw Anna begin to stir as if she was about to regain consciousness he got the fright of his life. The teenage geek grabbed his pants and leapt on his bike, peddling off into the distance with new fuel for his next masturbation session.

Epilogue

Anna Nicole Smith entered Gadgets lab with a slightly sour look on her face. Her debriefing with the Chief had not gone too well as she didn’t really know what had happened, it was such a wild experience she wasn’t sure if it was real or a dream. The only certain thing had been that she had awakened naked with Jenny McCarthy so something strange had definently occurred.

“Hello Nicole!” said Gadget with a broad smile. The Chief had insisted that just to be on the safe side she should get checked out by Gadget after mating with an alien species.

“Now drop your pants and bend over the table, when I say cough Nicole..” said Gadget licking his lips. He was looking forward to the opportunity to carefully examine her, very carefully.

- THE END -

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I want your input on the next Agent Hooters mission. Please send an email to me telling me where you would like to see Anna Nicole Smith next. Here are the plots in progress:

1. The Revenge of Professor Nasty
2. Anna Nicole Smith and Jimbo Bond
3. Agent Hooters versus Porno Man

Or perhaps you have an even more exciting idea of your own...