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Click hereIn her hand, the concerned maid found a picture of a brightly smiling couple. Behind them an Elvis impersonator wearing a white Elvis suit with a pastor's collar and holding a bible grinned at the camera. The happy couple was flanked on either side by another Elvis and a Priscilla impersonator carrying bridal boquets. A hand written note rested beside the genteel lady's head.
"Mom, I'm married to the most wonderful man. I'm relocating to Mexico to help him run his boutique and pornography shop. I know you're going to just love him. Loves and kisses, Constance.
PS, could you send us an air conditioner?"
- COMMENTS
easyridr101almost 20 years agoMuffin, this is a masterpiece of a genre I don't know a name for: exuberant erotic travesty? I just don't know, but, damn it is funny and made me horny as hell! It reminds me that the most fun of all is down and dirty exhibitionism and abandonment to life's most basic pleasures. Makes refinement seem like a waste of time. Bravissima!
Anonymousabout 20 years agoIf you wanted to shock your mother, you found the right way to do it. The beginning was funny, and I think perhaps the move from straight girl to stripped down harlot a bit rushed, but overall i enjoyed the sheer chutzpah of the thing.
