An Incest Birthday Ch. 29

"Yeah, you really got her right where you want her, huh Chris?" Rita laughed.

"Why aren't you guys ready? We rushed over here thinking we were holding you up and you don't even have an outfit picked out yet, what the hell?" I said.

"We were cleaning up man, and in between cleaning we had to take a few 'breaks' so we wouldn't tire ourselves out, it's a pretty dirty house from what you can see," Chris said.

"Translation, we fucked each other so much we tore the house up, and while we were cleaning we kept stopping to fuck some more," Rita said.

"Yeah that sounds about right," Stephanie said. "You two don't need to be talking, we tried to call you all day yesterday, how many times did we get the voicemail?"

"I stopped counting after ten. They woke up fucking and probably went to sleep the same way, if they even went to sleep. Now is probably the first time they actually stopped."

"We can go on and on about who had more sex, but it isn't gonna do any good and we're hungry, so can you guys throw on some clothes so we can get outta here?" Rita asked.

"You don't wanna play video games first? Is the world coming to an end?" Chris joked.

"Like you said on the phone earlier, it's not helping my profile if I play on your system, so it wouldn't do any good, plus we didn't eat anything in over sixteen hours, so it's a little past due on some food. I need as much energy as I can get," I said.

"What for? You planning on doing something without us?" Stephanie asked.

"We'll clue you guys in once we sit down in front of a plate of food."

Rita and Stephanie left the room and Chris immediately became suspicious. "Ok what's going on man? You guys are acting weird even for you two."

"We'll tell you at the restaurant. I promise it's worth the wait."

"Yeah, at the restaurant, a public restaurant, with other people around, being able to listen in on our conversation, as opposed to our private house, that makes hella sense man."

"What do we ever do that makes sense? You shouldn't be surprised by this."

"Yeah ok man, don't drag us out there to give us some bad news, like you're leaving town tomorrow or some shit, that's why you wanna be in public! What's going on man!"

"It's nothing bad man, calm down! We just have this new public thing that we're getting accustomed to, we're tired of always hiding in the house."

"Alright man, I'll take you at your word. What's this place we're going to again?"

"It's called Café Stratos, we found it yesterday when we were driving around, their spread is way better than anything Applebee's and Friday's have by ten times."

"Twenty times, it's our new favorite place," Rita said as she walked back in.

"Where's Steph? She still not ready? Man I swear the dinosaurs will come back before she finally decides on an outfit to wear," Chris said.

"Just for that, you're on pussy probation," Steph said as she followed seconds behind Rita holding two different skirts. "Which one should I wear, the blue or the black?"

"You'll just pick the opposite of what I say anyway, so I say the black one."

"Blue it is. Are we taking both cars or riding together in one?"

"We can take your car since we drove all the way over here and gotta drive back home. It'll be like getting driven around town and you guys are the chauffeurs," Rita said.

"Don't count on it. Come on let's go before Stephanie changes her mind," Chris said.

Stephanie laughed. "You just won't learn will you? How long you think you'll be able to last on morning sex? You just keep shooting yourself in the ass."

"You already took sex away, what else could you possibly do to me?"

"Make it last longer. I can hold out much longer than you can. You don't wanna play this game."

"That's you way of saying 'please don't, I'm just talking big!' we all know what you mean."

"I give it three hours, probably not even that long, and you'll be begging me for sex."

"Ok, um, we were going to the restaurant, remember?" I reminded them.

They did their childish bickering all the way downstairs and even in the car as Rita and I sat in the back seat to avoid any swinging hands that might accidentally get thrown.

"Ok where's this place at? Will it show up on GPS?" Chris asked.

"Yeah just type in your zip code and Café Stratos, S-T-R-A-T-O-S, and it should come up, we only been there once and we found it by accident so we're not exact on it yet," I said.

He typed it in and it popped up and we were on our way. It didn't take long for them to start messing with each other again, but my attention was soon averted by Rita who cupped the side of my face and turned me towards her to kiss her. It felt good to be out in public in the back on someone's car making out, it felt really good. Soon we tuned out Steph and Chris' bickering and we were in our own little makeout world, feeling every part of each other we could.

"I love you," Rita said as we broke the kiss, looking at me with those beautiful blue eyes.

"I love you too. This has been a long time coming, a really long time."

"Yeah but I wouldn't change any of it, well maybe a few things, but you know what I mean."

"You still wanna go through with it? It's not too late to back out."

"I'm sure. You'll get sex with another girl and I'll get a clean conscience, it's a win win."

"You say that, but I'm not sure if you even completely believe that."

"We'll be fine, after everything is said and done you're still mine, all mine," she said as she stared at me with a reassuring childlike grin on her face.

"You're cute when you get all worried and possessive like that, it makes me wanna..."

"HEY! Stop going all Notebook back there and get out, were here," Chris said.

"That was fast, what did you get on the freeway or something?" Rita asked.

"No, it's been at least twenty minutes, but you guys where in your own little world back there Godzilla could've ran past and you wouldn't have noticed."

"So I guess you two are still bickering at each other then..." I said laughing.

"Nope, we decided to table it for later, that way I can really do some damage. Now let's see what all the hype is about, you made me wanna eat here now," Stephanie said.

We walked in and just like yesterday, there weren't that many people there, just a few booths were taken, but it didn't stop them from putting out a fresh new spread in the soup and salad bar, good to know they didn't do that reheat and reserve thing. We were standing there for a few seconds when Denise came from the back and smiled when she saw us.

"Hey Rita, hey Randy, you actually came back like you said you would!"

"We always keep our word, a lot of people don't come back like they say?" Rita asked.

"No, they just say that to give us hope and get the free food, we give a free plate of food to everybody on their first visit who say they're gonna come back."

"Awww and I thought we were special, trying to bribe us with free food, good plan though."

"You guys are special, the way you ate three plates of food in twenty minutes, I've never seen anybody do that so easy like you did. You want your same table as before?"

"Yeah actually, it'll be our new usual table. The four of us alone are probably gonna pay your tuition, this is Stephanie, my girlfriend, and her brother Chris, Rita's boyfriend," I said.

"That must be awesome and weird at the same time to date each other like that," Denise said as she walked us over to our table. "You're all friends, which makes it awesome, but it's each other family member, which makes it kinda weird."

"Trust me, this right here, isn't weird for us at all, not by a long shot, there's a lot of other things that other people may consider weird though," Stephanie said.

"Well at least you get to be weird, you already know about my father. I'll let you look over the menus and I'll be back in a little bit, remember the soup bar and stuff is there."

"Ok let's see what they got here... ok, they have steak and a baked potato, Greek chicken, pork chops, seared salmon, they got some pretty good stuff here," Chris said.

"You should get the chicken parmesan so I can eat off your plate," Stephanie said.

"It depends on what you get, that does sound pretty good though."

"I'm gonna get the well done steak and baked potato, I didn't even see that yesterday," I said.

"I'll get the spaghetti and meatballs this time, I wanna get everything once," Rita said.

"I think I'll get the seared salmon, that looks pretty good, and I think I'll get a salad with it. Did she say something about a soup bar before she left?" Stephanie asked.

"Yeah it's up there, you can basically make a chicken ceasar salad free of charge, they even have bacon up there. They have the soup of the day in that big pot," Rita replied.

"Ok I'm starting to like this place too, they basically throw food at you!"

"They really do! It's a wonder they aren't doing as good as they could be."

"Ok you sold me, I'll get the parmesan, if I don't like it, I can always trade you your spaghetti and meatballs, I doubt you'll waste anything," Chris said.

"I'm gonna see what this bar looks like, if she comes back before I get back get me the seared salmon and a sierra mist," Stephanie said.

"She's gonna bring back half the salad bar, I guarantee it," Chris said.

"You better not make fun of her, you're already on probation," Rita followed.

"You're a prisoner of the pussy in all sense of the meaning, physically and mentally," I laughed.

"This is just what we do, we'll bang it out later, I'm not even worried."

"Shit I'd be, you never know what's going through her head right now, I said.

"Besides wondering how much salad she can fit on her plate? Figuring out how to drag this charade out longer to annoy me. Here comes the waitress girl, good I'm getting hungry."

Denise sat the plate of bread down in the middle of the table, Chris couldn't grab a piece fast enough. "Everybody ready to order yet or you still need a minute?"

"Nah we're ready, I got this," Chris said with a mouthful of bread before he swallowed it. "Rita's gonna have the spaghetti and meatballs with an orange pop with no ice, Randy wants the 8 oz. sirloin steak with the baked potato, sour cream for the potato, also an orange pop with no ice, Stephanie is getting the seared salmon and a sierra mist, and I will have the chicken parmesan with mashed potatoes and green beans, and a pepsi, I hear good things about it. I think that should cover everybody, no need for applause, but tips are well appreciated," Chris gloated.

"Yeah whatever you got lucky with everything. Are we gonna be on the same check?" I asked.

"Yeah why not, you and I will pay and the girls can leave the tip, that way if she gets a small tip she knows whose food to spit in next time," Chris laughed.

"If they tip like you guys did yesterday there'll be no loogies from me," Denise said.

"Knowing them they probably tipped more than the food cost, and ate just as much. Speaking of eating, look whose back with a salad big enough to feed everyone in Iraq!"

"Shut up Chris, at least I'm eating healthy! You guys order yet?" Stephanie asked.

"Yep they just did, let me do a quick recap, I have Rita with spaghetti and meatballs, orange with no ice, Randy with well-done steak and baked potato, orange with no ice, you have the seared salmon and a sierra mist, and Chris with the chicken parmesan with mashies and green beans and a pepsi, did I get everything

right?"

"Perfect. Her delivery was way better than yours Chris," I joked.

"Now whose being the kiss ass? Stop trying to get free food you're not slick!"

"Say you're sorry before I have your girlfriend extend your probation!"

"No, you say YOU'RE sorry or I'll have YOUR girlfriend cut you off completely!"

"You guys are too funny, I hope it's like this every time you come in. I'm gonna go put your orders in, don't say anything funny until I come back," Denise said as she walked away.

"We just bought you some points with the staff, no need to thank us," Chris gloated.

"Don't worry, we won't. I'm too busy eating this salad, which is freaking amazing by the way! Everything is so fresh like they just grew it this morning," Stephanie said.

"I wouldn't be surprised if they flew it in. Everything here is basically homemade, they probably have like fifteen grandma's back there cooking everybody's food," Rita laughed.

"That would be the best thing ever, get fat and leave with twenty dollars," Chris said.

"We definitely have to bring mom, dad, and Aunt Lisa here when they get back, Jim and Marie too, hell I'd even tell the Ashley's about it," I said.

"Let's not tell them just yet, we have to keep some secrets from them," Rita said.

"Speaking of secrets, what was it that you wanted to tell us?" Stephanie asked.

"You tell them, it'll sound better coming from you, I'll just nod and agree," I said to Rita.

"I'm not gonna beat around the bush or anything, I'm just gonna come out and say it. Ok, it's like this. Stephanie, everyone here knows that you wanna fuck

Randy, it's no secret, so what we, well what I came up with, is that just for one time, since all our parents are gone and we're on our own, if it's ok with you and Chris, I give my permission to let you fuck Randy."

Stephanie had stopped eating her salad and Chris was just staring at us, then he looked at Stephanie waiting for her to say something, neither of them did.

"I mean, that's if you still wanted to, no pressure or anything," Rita added.

Stephanie finally gathered herself and looked back and forth between the both of us. "Wait a minute, you're actually ok with letting me fuck him? What's going on?"

"This wasn't my idea in the slightest, you'll have to ask her all the questions," I said.

"Where did this come from? Up until this moment I couldn't touch him without wondering if you were ok with it, now all of a sudden you're encouraging it?"

"It's out of the blue, yeah, but it's completely legit. I feel guilty that I can mess around with you but he can't, he's only had sex with me, mom, and Aunt Lisa, and

I've had sex with mom, Aunt Lisa, you and Marie, it doesn't seem fair when I sit down and think about it."

"That's different though, it's all women, it's not really cheating or anything," Chris said.

"This sounds a lot like that movie with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, Indecent Proposal, except there's no money involved in this one," Stephanie said.

"It kinda does, and Chris you only think that because society pushed it into your head to make you think your girlfriend sleeping with a girl isn't cheating, it's a turn on, but if can't do the same thing with that girl then what is it? That's where my dilemma comes in."

"Soooo, you're gonna let me fuck him because you feel guilty?"

"That's part of it, I kinda wanna see him fuck somebody else too, somebody that's not mom or Aunt Lisa, we're basically the same body type and kinda look alike so it'll be like I'm watching myself get fucked, I wanna see how it looks when he rabbit fucks you like he does me."

"No, hell no... see that'll make me say no right now. We walked in on that remember, at the amusement park? There's no way in fucking hell I'm letting anyone fuck me like that, there's not enough alcohol in this world! It looked like he was killing you!"

"Trust me, once you get used to it, it feels fucking amazing, your body goes into auto pilot and all you feel is just straight up pleasure, there might be a small bit of pain but even that feels good, if that makes any sense. I'll admit the first time he did it I couldn't walk the next day, but it so completely worth it, I felt like running a marathon the day after that."

"No permanent damage? Like vaginal tearing, or ripping in half?!"

"Nope, it just makes you crave it more, he turned me into a nympho, literally."

"I like the sound of this, maybe we should give it a try Steph," Chris said.

Stephanie turned to Chris with an evil glare. "Of course you would say that, you get to fuck me as hard as you wanted, I'm the one getting stabbed to death."

"You won't be getting stabbed to death, we just experimenting that's all, you like experiments!"

"Ok, maybe it's too soon for you right now, that can be for you and Chris to work out later, but the offer of Randy for one time still stands if you two agree to it."

"Ok, we heard about Randy, but where do I stand in all this? Does this deal just apply to him and Stephanie? Am I left all high and dry?" Chris asked.

"No we didn't forget about you Chris. The same thing can't go for us per say, I made a promise to Randy that I'd never let another man fuck me, and I'm gonna keep it, but I'll do other stuff with you, as long as it's not intercourse."

"Other stuff like what? I don't know how far your restrictions go."

"I'm willing to try anything that's not sex, I won't be unfair like that given the circumstances. We'll give you a second to think it over if you wanna do it or not, it's ok either way"

They congregated in a little huddle right in front of us, and kept peeking out to see if we were watching, we were. I was wondering how Chris was gonna take getting the short end of the stick, knowing I had an option to fuck his sister but he couldn't fuck mine. Like I said I was fine either way with whatever they picked, I just hoped it wouldn't lead to an argument or anything.

"Ok, we thought about it for about two minutes," Stephanie started. "And we decided to give it a try, but you have to wear a condom Randy, and if you for a second try that super fast bullshit with me I'll cut your fucking balls off, I'm not made for that type of fucking."

"As for me, I understand not wanting to be with anyone else, but why bring up the option for Steph and Randy to sleep together knowing you wouldn't allow us to do the same thing? Seems a little jacked up to me. But... Stephanie wanted Randy before we even knew about you guys, and before we started taking each other serious, to it would be pretty assholish of me to get in the way of her only chance, even though it's gonna be weird to see her fucking somebody else. But on the other hand, I don't get sex but I do get to mess around with Rita, so that's makes it a little easier to digest. Basically, I'm ok with it too, just this one time though," Chris said.

"Thanks for being understanding Chris, Randy said you might not take it well when I explained everything, I guess it's like that for all guys," Rita said.

"Yeah, once she gets it out of her system we can focus on warming her up to that jack rabbit shit you guys were doing, I might have to get in shape for that though."

"If that does ever happen, it's a long way off. Don't think we're just gonna all of a sudden jump right into it, it doesn't work like that," Stephanie said.

"Come on, how are we supposed to get good at it if we don't practice?"

"I'm not gonna... ok, I'll make you a deal, I'll let you jack rabbit fuck me, TONIGHT, if you let me fuck you in the ass with a strap-on for five minutes, deal?"

"What the fuck! What the hell kind of deal is that! Hell no, I'm not gay!"

"You don't have to be gay, we're just experimenting that's all, you like experiments!"

"No, you can't do that, that's not the same thing! Girls are supposed to be the ones getting fucked! Are you saying we'll never try it unless I get fucked with a strap-on?"

"I'm saying don't try to force it on me, I have to be in the mood for something like that, I don't have a built ford tough pussy like Rita does, I have to be eased into a pounding like that."

"Haha built ford tough pussy, I'm gonna use that from now on!" I laughed.

"Pornstars don't even fuck that fast, and trust me, we watch a lot of porn," Chris said.

"Huh, we barely watch porn, if any, maybe we should do that one day," Rita said.