Another Police Line-up

Tony thought it was ironic Erin was saying that as her torpedoes were aimed at his head, naked in all their glory. Even with the fear of knowing he was in the presence of a murderer, Tony couldn't take his eyes off her tits. He thought they were absolutely unique and perfect in their imperfection.

"I... I... I just got too emotional," whimpered Erin. "I didn't mean to kill him."

"Uh, Erin, you need therapy," said Tony. "To go so far? Murder?"

"You don't understand. The man got mad at me. Told me he was going to make a special outfit just for me that would leave me as good as naked! Tony, it's humiliating. I need this job, but they can't make me do that."

Tony was unsure of what to do, but it didn't matter. The door crashed in and Elizabeth and Barbara barged their way into the living room, guns held at Erin.

"We heard everything," they said.

"What? How?" asked Tony bemused.

"We left this recording device here earlier," said Elizabeth, picking up a paperweight off the desk. Tony hadn't even noticed the new item there, it was so indistinguishable. "Just in case you were lying." She eyed Tony.

"Wait? You get onto me about being a voyeur and you flat out trample my right to privacy? Hypocritical much?"

"Does it matter?" asked Barbara. "We got our suspect and you didn't even have to face the scruple of turning your friend in or not. All for the best, don't ya think?"

Elizabeth was now handcuffing the still naked maid, putting Erin's arms behind her back. This made her chest thrust forward. How Tony wished he could see them under better circumstances.

"Erin, I'm going to get my best lawyer on this for you. I think you have a case for temporary insanity."

"She might," said Barbara. "Like I said, we heard everything. Lady, I feel sorry for you, but we do have to book you. We'll see that you get the help you need."

"But you two," said Tony, pointing at the detectives.

"What?" asked Elizabeth, standing next to the naked girl who was now quietly sobbing.

"I think it is only fair that I be absolutely certain as a witness. What I mean to say is, if you want me testify against Erin, the only other big-breasted women I know who could have potentially committed the crime, are you two."

"Uh, we already did that," said Barbara.

"Not like you made those women do it. You want my help, it's on this condition. Considering you pissed all over my 4th Amendment rights, I think it's a fair deal."

Barbara smiled at Elizabeth, who winked back.

"Okay, ya perv," said Elizabeth. "We'll stop by tomorrow after our shift ends. But we're not wearing the masks."