Do you know what it is like to be a woman in this man's world? From the time we are young we get brainwashed that one day, if we do just as we are told, there will be a male to protect us, to love us, to care for us, to be with us and to want only us. The elusive prince charming of fairy tales, the wanna-be alpha male that old geezers on their front porch remember and proclaim themselves and their sons to be, the Hefner like schizophrenic-narcissistic assholes that think so highly of themselves they don't even try for you, but expect you to fall for them anyway simply by cause of their nature of being male.
Of course this only happens if we fulfill condition a, b, c, 1, 2, 3 x, y, z; yada, yada, yada, or we are simply not worthy of any male's attention. And so we try. We grow up and we put ourselves through harrowing bullshit; ultimately completely useless and hurtful experiences; to realise one day (if we preserved enough of our innate sharp wit and with scars all over our body and soul),with our hearts broken over and over again and our crap- o-meter pushed beyond red
- Dick is abundant and low value.
A word of wisdom that is passed on between females and taken to heart by those of us who have loved freely, given themselves with utter devotion, passion and genuity to be rejected, abused, misused, taken for a joke and not appreciated in any way, shape or form as humans, women, mothers, friends and partners. "You know I am talking about you! You pathetic excuse of a human being. Stop throwing me rotten crumbs of careless attention and expect me to be grateful. I don't want them. We both know I deserve better than you, though you promised me different. If you desire my friendship or my anything after all the crap you pulled you better start convincing me you really really want and appreciate it. Calling me yours doesn't automatically make me so. If you claim something or someone you have the responsibility to take genuine care of them. Don't you know that smart boy? There is only one way to solve this, start facing your responsibilities or take your cock and your ego elsewhere." This is how we need to begin to think and talk. For it is not our fault if we are inexperienced and taken advantage of by men who lack the capability and compassion to just be simply humane.
Fuck all dating and relationship advice, that one statement there says it all and it is so simple and clear once you recognise the truthfulness about it. Think back and recall whether the guys you have been with have ever looked you in the eye and seen what lies deep inside, or if you have done so yourself. For let me be clear: of course responsibility goes both ways, learning the ways of the world doesn't make a woman a bitter feminist hag, it makes her finally equal. Oh and that scares the ever loving shit out of you males, does it not? For you men have known it to be true from the day you first entered the changing room in junior high - cock is abundant and low value. And you got frightened and tried to hide the simple reality from both yourselves and us, but read and shudder, now we ladies are in the know, too. Oh boy. You and your fathers train us to excuse situations where deep inside we all know it's not going to work out, we string along partners simply out of fear to stay alone and that isn't right either. When we realise the above, we also realise that the real struggle, the genuine dance to find the one that looks for you as much as you look for him (or her) has only just begun.
Cher once said in an interview: Men are a luxury not a necessity - like dessert. Ain't that true fellow women? I can only agree with her, men are the coolest, they are the only thing that drives me to diet with success. And as the bible says (although I am a non believer) "Enjoy life, but do it with reticence". I freaking love men, I have been with countless of them and though I have encountered the lowest of bile I have also encountered true friends. And it made me value the good ones. For at some point in your life - after your first divorce, a life changing accident, the loss of loved ones the hurt of all that has been overwhelms you. You struggle to find a reason to stay alive and keep trying. And where to start better than with the one thing all of us alike, male, female, gay or straight need and want.
You ask yourself: Why is it rocket science for men to get the fact that undressing her and sticking it in when she isn't into it is the equivalent of doing Jason Biggs and the pie? (apart from being a halfway rape) Is there one single woman out there who not just lay there too tired to fight or resist and let a man hump away, praying to god he at least knows she isn't getting anything out of it? How can you floppy dogs even enjoy something that by definition shouldn't be called sex, because there is only one agitator? Do you males really not understand that sex gets better if she wants it, too? Give me a break, I will get my tiny violin. I think I would rather take on the biggest of sacrifices in life and go on a timely restricted celibate than enter such intercourse. Yuck. And wow am I suffering for it. We Ladies love our sex just as much. That is what is wrong with modern society. So saddle up and get yourselves moving, it is time for you men to switch roles and convince us ladies you are worth our attention, energy and life time. In return we won't give up looking for you either. That's what I call a fair deal. Equality chaps.
Be a responsible caring adult, not a pamper-tantrum throwing child. And then you might just meet your personal Aphrodite.
*"Dick is abundant and low value" is a trademark statement of a fellow female blogger whose name I unfortunately cannot remember. All credit for this line goes to her.
Note: I will be MIA for a couple of weeks, so if I do not respond to feedback or comments it is not personal. Enjoy the read men pigs and fellow pussy wielders and open your minds and hearts. Let love grow and nipples get hard!
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I'm missing the humor here. This is a rant.
Well I do have to say the reception is only half of what I expected. The point of the piece is I do respect men and why would I make an effort to adress something that isn't important to me, even if I choose a bit of a straightforward blunt way to express myself. Subtlety it's a thing there us a lot to read between the lines. I must assume my kind of black humour is restricted to the social circles I move in. I can assure you readers I am no man eating bitter amazon at least not all the time. I will mark this one down as learning experience.
All feedback is appreciated and taken in. R.H.more...
Do I smell traces of the imperative victim blaming? It's true, my crap o meter is pushed way beyond red, but not because I am foolish enough to go for assholes but because "normal" men turn out to be incredibly dickish (pun pun) at times without even realising they are doing it. Hence my humorous lament. Hopen never dies that something may actually get through. Also you would think women today do make themselves heard a lot, but in reality our voices are still drowned out. This is more for the ladies than you guys. No worry I wasn't trying to entice your manly cock to my bitter treacherous pussy. I doubt we would mix well.
Still thanks for commenting. I genuinely do get the frustration on your side too. I may write a manifest for men's rights if I ever deem myself knowledgeable enough to do so. This is no joke. Tata R. H.more...
Misandry is always funny and SEXY AS HELL. Ladies, do not be so willing to be attracted to the bad boys and then you will not have to express your anger disguised as satire.
A nod
A friendly nod, I posted in humour for a reason . I do appreciate the comment and concur the intent. Thank you.
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