Aunt Phoebe's Masturbatorium Ch. 09

"Hey, I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that I'm not in love with Angelique, cause I am. Whether she is in love with me is another story. I'm just sorry as hell that I lied to you, Craig. It was wrong. I never meant you any harm."

Craig put his hand on Barney's shoulder. "Look man, I think we both know that people sometimes make mistakes. You let your lust get the best of you, that's all!"

Both men laughed heartily.

"I guess there's no love lost between you and your cousin," Barney said to me quite unexpectedly.

"No, Barney," I replied. "There's no love lost between us. But if I may give you a word of advice: be careful. Angelique has a way of using and then discarding men. I just don't want to see a good guy like you get hurt."

"I appreciate that, Holly," he said with a serious air. "I want you and my buddy here to know that just because I helped her out, I'm not your enemy. I'll never do anything to hurt you guys despite my involvement with her."

After dinner was over the five of us walked around to the east wing of the chateau and entered through a set of glass doors into the veranda. It was a spacious area the size of a small hall. Most of the patio furniture had been removed to accommodate the dinner guests, but we found a few pieces that had been left behind.

"Right there," I said, pointing to a long, rectangular table. "Mary Kate, Ashley, and I will sit on that side and you guys can perform on this side. That way we can see everything."

Craig and Barney quickly removed their shorts and tee shirts as the twins and I sat down. When Ashley first saw Barney's cock pop up out of his shorts fully erect, she squealed with joy.

"Oh, my God! Where were you hiding that?"

Mary Kate simply sat there gawking at the size of the black man's enormous appendage. "Closed circuit TV doesn't do you justice!" she said to him, unable to stop from laughing.

"It has a mind of its own, ladies," Barney snickered. "You never know when it's going to pop up!"

"Or pop off!" Ashley exclaimed through her laughter.

When both men were ready, I told them to begin fondling themselves. I further advised them to take it nice and slow and really entertain us.

"Yeah," Mary Kate agreed. "No quickies. We want a build up. You know, that way you guys can shoot it really far."

The men agreed and promised to give us a show that we would never forget.

"Don't worry, you won't be disappointed," Craig assured her as he started caressing his prick. Within moments he was as hard as a rock.

"Wow!" Ashley remarked, staring at the abrupt transformation. "I think you're as big as Barney!"

"In fact," I said to her, "they are both exactly twelve and three quarters of an inch long."

"That's so cool!" Mary Kate said admiring both penises. "Do bigger cocks usually shoot more cum?"

Barney smiled. "I don't think there's any evidence to support that theory, Mary Kate."

"Oh," she replied looking somewhat dismayed. Then suddenly her face brightened. "But we already know what you guys can do, so maybe it is true."

It was obvious that all of our sexy talk was very effectual in helping both men achieve full erection. It was time to begin.

"You guys are going to be on your own this time," I said to them. "No lube, no tricks, no one's hands but your own. Just a straight and simple jerk off."

"Straight and simple," Barney concurred. "You better watch out bro," he said to Craig. "I'm gonna whip your white ass this time."

"Oh yeah?" Craig replied. "How are you going to do that?"

"I'm gonna stroke this damn piece of hot black meat so fast and hard that all these fine ladies here in the box seats are gonna wish they had raincoats on!"

That did it. Ashley, Mary Kate and I burst out laughing. We soon found out that Barney had a marvelous sense of humor. It was not so much the jokes themselves, but the way in which he told them. And his expressions were so animated that before he got to the punch line we were already doubled over in fits of laughter. Ashley was particularly sensitive to his outbursts of humor. Everything that he said that had the slightest tinge of humor in it from that moment on set her off on a laughing spree. Barney was overjoyed that she found him so amusing.

"I've never laughed so hard in my life," the beautiful twin confessed.

"You know, Ashley," Barney said, waiting for her laughter to subside, "I think there is nothing more beautiful and sexy than seeing a fine-looking woman such as yourself having a great time. I just get all turned on from watching you laugh."

"Are you telling us she can laugh you into an erection?" Craig joked.

"It's possible," Barney said with some seriousness. "There are all kinds of fetishes out there man. Come on, don't you find laughing women sexy?"

"Hmmm…Now that you mention it—I do." Craig said, somewhat bemused at this apparently unexpected realization.

"Okay," Barney said, looking justified. "I see Ashley laugh like she does and I'm gonna shoot the biggest load of man juice this side of Paris."

Ashley took a little sip of her mineral water and crossed her legs. "Well, I guess I'll just have to make sure I laugh a lot, Barney."

Her answer appeared to excite him because I saw him take a quick peek at her lovely legs and sigh aloud.

"Girl you are something else."

Ashley just grinned and looked at his crotch. "So, what are you guys waiting for? We want to see the cum!"

"Damn!" Barney said under his breath.

I told both Craig and Barney to position themselves so that they were standing side by side facing us. "You can jerk off until you're ready to cum and then you have to point those monsters out towards the wall so that we don't get soaked."

"Yeah," Mary Kate agreed. "Stand so we can watch both of you cum."

"Maybe they'll both cum together!" Ashley chuckled.

The twins and I carried on our conversation while the two men masturbated themselves, their excited pricks seeming to grow bigger and bigger with each newfound burst of laughter from us. Both Mary Kate and Ashley were still virgins, but their repertoire of foul language might have belied that fact. I was not prepared for some of the things I heard, and I think Craig and Barney were themselves surprised to hear about some of the very racy but sexy tales they told about their family and friends. Some of it was shocking, but it seemed to stimulate both men to no end.

"It was Ashley who first caught our older brother masturbating," Mary Kate said as she watched Barney and Craig stroke their long tools. "I think he had left the bathroom door unlocked or something, right Ash?"

"I think he thought it was locked but actually it was open about an inch or two," Ashley explained. "I was going in to take a shower and there he was sitting on the toilet jerking off with a porn magazine in his hands. He was doing it so fast that he was in another world. I was really curious to see what was going to happen so I kept watching. He never even knew I was there."

"Wow!" I said. "Did you actually stay to watch him cum?"

"I really didn't want to because it was my brother, you know. But his cock was so huge, and he seemed to be really enjoying himself that I got turned on from just looking at him. I hope you don't think I'm sick or anything, but it was just so much fun to see."

"I wish I had been there," Mary Kate said. "I would have loved to see him bust a nut."

"So what happened?" I asked.

"Well," Ashley continued, "I opened the door just a little bit more to see better and then he started to cum."

"Ropes," Mary Kate interjected. "Tell Holly how you thought it looked like ropes of sperm when he shot off."

"Exactly like that," her sister agreed. "Huge, sticky ropes of semen came shooting out of his dick. The first spurt actually hit the shower curtain about ten feet away."

"Oh God, why wasn't I there?" the other twin complained.

"And I mean, I was like shocked," Ashley confessed. "He just kept shooting his cum over and over. His fingers were all covered with it, and the magazine took several hits so that the pages all got soaked. I got so horny from watching him cum that I had to go into my bedroom and take out my vibrator."

"That is some story!" I said, wishing that I, too, had been there to see it.

"That is a great fucking story!" Craig said aloud.

Barney was sweating profusely now, his body glistening in the sunlight, his huge cock and balls bouncing up and down to his impassioned stroking. "I fucking love that story!" he gasped. "It's so hot! Damn girl! You are one sexy thing!"

"Looks like that cream is building up in those huge fucking balls of yours," Mary Kate laughed.

"Oh, I got lots of cream inside of these big old balls for you babe," he answered her. "About two quarts' worth."

"He means a half gallon," Craig said laughing hard, and almost breaking his concentration.

"I love watching your balls bounce around, Barney," Ashley commented.

"Why don't you girls tell us another story," he suggested.

Ashley looked sheepishly at Mary Kate. "What do you think? Should we tell them the story of the hand cream?"

"Oh, that sounds good already!" Craig muttered between clenched teeth.

"Tell them," Mary Kate advised her sister.

"Well," Ashley began, "Mary Kate and I go to the same hair salon and have our hair done by the same stylist. One day she—her name is Alicia—was giving me a facial and her boyfriend came in to see her. Mary Kate was sitting in the chair next to me getting her haircut and we both giggled because he was just so gorgeous. Anyway, Alicia takes out this huge plastic bottle of face cream—you know, Holly, the big blue bottle with the pushdown dispenser—and she puts the palm of one hand underneath the dispenser and with the other she pushes the top of the dispenser down hard.

"She wasn't paying any attention because her boyfriend was there," Mary Kate interjected.

"Anyway, what happened was that the cream shot out of the dispenser so hard that it flew right into my lap. It was no big deal, but I saw her look at him and she said: "It's just like you!" Then she made some kind of jerk-off motion with her hands so that she could convey her meaning to us. She told us later that she often took him in the back of the salon after hours and gave him handjobs with the lotion. She said it made him squirt gallons."

"Fuck, that's hot," Barney gasped.

"But that's not all," said Mary Kate, who now continued the story.

"The following week me and Ash went in for a manicure and her boyfriend was there again. This time Alicia told us to stay because she knew that we were curious about how to give guys handjobs. We told her we wanted to watch her bring him off. So she put us in the adjacent room, which has a two-way mirror."

"Holy shit," Craig said pulling on his cock like a madman. "How kinky can you get?"

"It's all true," Ashley insisted. "Every word. Those are the kinds of things that happen in LA."

"I'm not surprised!" I said, thoroughly amused by their outrageous tale. "So what happened?"

"Alicia snuck us into the back room and we waited there for about fifteen minutes until the last customer had left. She then took her boyfriend in and told him to get naked. She left her clothes on though."

"You're forgetting the best part," Ashley reminded her.

"What part?" Oh, yeah! The table!"

"The milking table!" Ashley corrected her.

Mary Kate chuckled. "Yeah, that's what she called it. She had this table that had a cutout in the middle so that if a guy laid down on his stomach, his cock would fit through the hole."

"I fuckin' like that idea!" Barney just barely managed to say.

"Once she got him lying on it, she got underneath and put some cream on her hands and began masturbating him like crazy. It was so funny watching this huge cock being jerked off like that. She had him shooting his sperm in no time."

Craig groaned. "I can't take much more of this girls!"

It was plainly obvious that the two men were getting close to ejaculating.

"Ladies, I think we are going to see a really huge cumshot from both these guys very soon," I said.

Mary Kate suggested that they turn and face to the left so that we could get a good view of their ejaculations without us getting drenched in the process.

"Let us know when you're ready to cum so that we don't miss anything," she advised them.

"I'm going to sit on the table," Ashley said, quickly moving into a closer position.

Not to be outdone, Mary Kate followed her sister's lead. Both girls were now only a few feet from the men. They looked down on the mammoth tools being brought to orgasm just for them and they loved it.

"If I had some hand lotion I'd use it on you," Ashley told Barney, her voice dripping with lust. "Up and down, up and down…" she laughed, pretending to stroke an imaginary penis with her hand.

"This is mind blowing!" Mary Kate said turning to me. "I just love it!"

"Me too" I said, eagerly awaiting the shower of sperm.

"Those cocks are going to explode!" she continued.

"Like a rocket getting ready to shoot off," Ashley said, unable to take her eyes off the scene.

"I think this rocket is getting ready to launch," Mary Kate observed, as he craned her neck forward so that her face was only a foot away from Barney's tool, now dripping pre-cum at an enormous rate and on the verge of exploding.

Neither man could speak at this point. All their concentration was now focused upon their cocks, fully primed and ready to release their white, hot spunk.

At almost the same exact moment both Craig and Barney thrust their hips forward and locked their legs. Barney was now beyond the point of no return. Throwing his head back, he let out a wild howl, and his enormous balls, so full of fresh, new spunk, expanded before our eyes and filled up like two huge water balloons, promising a potent release of sperm. I knew, as Ashley and Mark Kate did, that the long-awaited cumshot was now on its way. Barney grunted and, as he did so, Ashley moved slightly to the right so as to not miss witnessing his orgasm. Both girls' faces were only inches away from his huge black prick, which was now completely covered with his nasty juices.

"Ropes! I want to see ropes of cum!" Mary Kate demanded.

To further encourage his orgasm, Ashley made a "tsk, tsk" sound with her mouth, which I thought suggested the sound of semen being ejaculated. She simultaneously moved her arm in a wide arc, indicating he should hit the wall with his cumshot.

Barney's powerful hand pulled savagely on his cock as he began to surrender his hot and sticky spunk.

"Oh, here it comes!" Mary Kate laughed.

Ashley laughed along with her and Barney could take no more.

Suddenly, he let go with two huge blasts of semen, which shot out of his prick with such intensity that the girls and I screamed in delight. The milky load traveled at incredible speed and was almost impossible to follow with our eyes. I could not be sure but I think the first shot did, in fact, hit the brick wall, fifteen feet away. As astounding as his orgasm was, Craig was now ready to deliver what we all agreed, later on, was the greatest cumshot ever produced.

Seeing his friend shoot his cum uncontrollably to the sound of the twin's unceasing laughter, Craig delivered a few final vicious strokes to his fat prick and shot three amazingly thick ropes of spunk toward the wall, his abundant stream splashing head on into Barney's equally prodigious offering, and part of it sailing completely over the wall. Despite being in the throes of orgasm, he nonetheless appeared amazed that such a singular thing could happen. I think the twins and I sat awestruck for a moment, unable to comprehend how he could have achieved such a feat after having had such a voluminous orgasm only a few hours before.

There was so much cream shooting into the air at one time that both Ashley and Mary Kate looked on transfixed and temporarily speechless. We cried joyously as giant washes of white paste danced before our eyes. Unbelievable amounts of sperm were being ejaculated at an incredible rate, so much so that the area directly in front of us was completely saturated with the thick, salty fluid. It was as if someone had decided to take a bucket of white wash and fling the contents onto an invisible canvas. Squirt after giant squirt poured out of the men's swollen tools, in a seemingly never-ending cascade of semen. The twins were laughing so hard at the incessant volley of cum being shot out that they could barely speak.

"There' so…so much of it! And it's so gooey!" Ashley exclaimed, as her eyes followed two adjacent loads of sperm that flew past her in a parallel direction towards the hedges.

And then it was Mary Kate's turn to comment when the next ejaculation, coming from Barney's cock, actually produced two separate, but distinct, arcs of cum, one of which flew off into the distance while the other formed a long, stringy tail that hung obscenely from the underside of his glans. And with each successive eruption, the sticky strands stubbornly clung to his cock head, moving back in forth in the air like some gelatinous paste that had a mind of its own. Mary Kate pointed to it and turned to her sister.

"Don't you just love that!" she said laughing uncontrollably. "Look at it!"

Ashley shook her head in wonderment at the trail of spunk hanging from Barney's cock. "It does look like ropes," she said to her sister, completely overcome by the hilarity of it all. "I want to see more ropes!"

Their pricks still not completely drained, both men continued to stoke themselves vigorously, their ample supply of sperm still shooting huge volleys of cum into the air. Mary Kate was enthralled.

"This is so fucking unbelievable!" she cried, as one sticky blast from Barney just barely missed hitting her in the face.

"And they're still cumming!" Ashley cried, as she watched several long, stringy loads from Craig fly over the hedges to Barney's left.

"More, more!" Mary Kate egged them on. "More ropes!"

They didn't disappoint her. As a final coup de grace, both men shot a huge, creamy load at roughly the same time. Both ejaculations were aimed toward the sky, and it made all of us laugh as we watched the fireworks-like display go up and then down, landing in a huge puddle near both men's feet. It was finally over, and Mary Kate and Ashley had been thoroughly satisfied with what I had to admit was an incredible performance.

"That was fantastic!" Ashley said to me as the men cleaned themselves with some paper towels I had brought with me. She then turned to Craig and Barney. "And you guys were both phenomenal!"

Both men looked up at us and smiled. They looked a bit tired but very happy.

"We have to do this again, Holly," Mary Kate said excitedly. "These guys are amazing!"

"My aunt Phoebe's official induction into the Sisterhood takes place next week," I said. "Maybe we can think up something special."

"I don't care what we do as long as Craig and Barney are there."

After the guys had cleaned themselves up, along with the sperm that they had so effectually rained down upon my aunt's veranda floor, all of us went to rejoin the dinner party, which was in full swing.

End of Chapter 9