Tessa: I was young and foolish. What can I say? Now I have a reputation to protect. I haven't even done a nude scene in a movie.
Beau: Yet. Keep going. How long did you stand there with your hand in your pants?
Tessa: (giggle) Not much longer. He stopped again and pulled his pants down further. Out-of-sight this time. He pointed at me again, so I took my fingers out of my pussy—Can I say that on the radio?
Beau: You just did, sweetheart. (laughs)
Tessa: (giggle) I slipped my thumbs into the sides of my bottoms and wiggled while I pulled them down. I'm not gonna lie. I was soaking wet.
Beau: Are you wet now?
Tessa: (giggle) Umm. Yeah. I think so.
Beau: Good. You were completely naked. Then what?
Tessa: I was dying to come, and he was stroking so fast, I knew he'd come in a minute too.
Beau: So you put your hand back in your cunt, right?
Tessa: Can you say that on the radio?
Beau: I just did. (laugh) You're precious.
Tessa: Yeah, I stood with my legs apart and my fingers right on my clit.
Nick: Where was your other hand?
Tessa: (giggle) I was holding my left tit.
Beau: Did you pinch your nipples?
Tessa: I don't know. Maybe. Wow. That tea is making me say crazy things!
Beau: So who came first?
Tessa: Hold your horses. I'm not there yet.
Beau: There's more?
Tessa: The grass was starting to bother the bottoms of my feet, so I took one of the sheets off the line—
Nick: Was it dry yet?
Tessa: Dry enough. It was sunny out.
Beau: So what did you do with the sheet? Wrap up and go home?
Tessa: (giggle) No! I took it off the line, and after three or four tries, I got it spread out on the ground, near his window. (giggle) It was a little breezy.
Beau: Did you have a picnic? Or what?
Tessa: (giggle) No picnic. I lay down on the sheet and looked up at my neighbor. He smiled down at me with these straight, white teeth and five o'clock shadow. Except for the enormous hard-on, he looked like a J. Crew model. (giggle)
Beau: What did you do on the sheet?
Tessa: There was still music on, so I kind of rolled around on the sheet, like I was dancing on the ground, kind of sexy-like. The sun was so warm on my skin. I lay on my back and arched my tits way up into the air, and I took my palms and ran them over my nipples. They were so hard.
Beau: Uh-huh.
Tessa: I was so turned-on. Wow. Kind of like right now. Phew. Is it hot in here?
Beau: It's you. Trust me.
Tessa: So I rubbed my clit for a minute.
Beau: Can you demonstrate how you did that?
Tessa: Not on myself!
Nick: No, just in the air or on that coffee mug in front of you.
Tessa: I took two fingers and just swirled around, like this.
Beau: Did that get you off?
Tessa: Not at that moment. I put my hands down behind my head, with my palms down on the ground. My feet were planted on the ground in front of me. Then I pushed up into a back-bend.
(pause)
Nick: So, what was facing the guy? Your face or your bush?
Tessa: (giggles) My bush. He could probably see my lips sticking out through my hair. (giggle) I can't believe I'm still telling you this. I could feel the sun on my belly and the breeze on my nipples. They were so hard.
Beau: I have a raging hard-on.
Nick: I've been hard since she got here.
Beau: Go on. I'm gonna come in my pants before you finish the story at this rate.
Tessa: Next I rolled onto my belly.
Beau: With your face to the guy or your ass to the guy?
Tessa: My ass. He'd already seen my face. So I got up on my hands and knees. Are you jerking off under the desks?
Nick: I'm not gonna lie. I am.
Beau: Just keep talking, sweetheart. Pretend we're not even here.
Tessa: I was on all-fours, and I leaned down and rested my tits on the sheet. I felt that little breeze wafting over my back and my ass, giving me goosebumps. My head was turned to the side against the ground, and I could just barely see him over my shoulder, looking down on me.
(pause)
Tessa: And then I spread my legs apart so he could see between them. My pussy was open and my asshole was exposed to him. Can I say asshole on the radio?
(heavy breathing)
Tessa: Beau?
(heavy breathing and a rapid squish sound)
Beau: Just keep talking. (grunt)
Tessa: (giggle) I put my left hand on my ass cheek and pulled myself open wider. My fingers reached under to rub my clit, and I really let loose.
(heavy breathing and rapid squishing)
Tessa: I started moaning and bucking my hips against my hand. I was so close. I was waving my ass in the air, knowing he was watching. I could see how fast he was pumping his cock.
(grunts of two males)
Tessa: All of a sudden, he started moaning and yelling louder than the music, and he was coming. I felt one drop of something wet hit my ass cheek and start running down toward my asshole. One more drop hit my shoulder, and I knew he had just ejaculated from the second story window onto my body.
(loud, rhythmic grunting and squishing)
Tessa: I turned my head a little bit and saw a couple of spots of his cum all over my parents' sheets. I knew I should wash them again, but I knew that I wouldn't. That thought drove me right over the edge, and I came so hard. I was moaning and cursing. Shit. It was hot.
(heavy breathing and male moans)
Tessa: Are you guys even listening to me?
Beau: Yeah. Yeah. (heavy breathing) We're listening. (slower breathing)
Tessa: Did you just come?
Beau: It was a big fuckin' load. That was the hottest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Tessa: (giggle) Oh my god. I can't believe I just told you that. I can't believe you guys just did that. I'm so embarrassed. (giggle) What the hell is in this tea?
Beau: Nick? You OK over there?
Nick: Yeah, boss. Just cleaning up.
Beau: Ladies and gentlemen. Tessa Tayes, star of the new porno-comedy, Between the Sheets. I gotta go buy some earrings. Tessa, come with me. I'll buy some for you too. You earned 'em.
(B.S. Theme Music)
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Thanks to beta readers MSTarot and ILienBagby. I always appreciate the assistance.
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Just my cup of tea
Great fun, superbly written dialogue. Sex and humour, my ideal combination. I only drink coffee but . . . tea anyone?
Pause for laughter...
I couldn't stop chuckling. I had to stop to wipe my eyes. I don't know if you meant it to be super funny, or if maybe I had somehow turned my funny bone up to 11, but I REALLY enjoyed this. It wasn't so much that it was sexual...which it was, but I loved the back and forths. Good job.
Somcerely, Payenbrantmore...
Really good
Over here in England we have the BBC Radio 4 which is talk (well not music & I do not listen to it much) and a number of other speciality and local stations. Somehow I doubt if any of them are quite like this (especially not Radio 4). Oh well, we tend to believe that anything is possible in foreign parts – America for me in this case.
This was really, really good. I actually read every line of the sex scene description (no fast forwarding at all). Like many of the best stories, you know you are on a train that is about to crash but are unsure how it will turn out. As I was meant to, I feared that the slimy pair would get her to strip and, as I was meant to, I longed for the two of them to suffer a dreadful fate. Instead and much better, we had them masturbating noisily and were left with the lady leaving with clothes (if not reputation) intact and a little uncertainty whether the ghastly slime bag was actually going to buy her jewellery and get his evil way.
The counterpoint of the account of the flashing/exhibitionism and the interruptions and remarks from the two creeps was really inspired.
This is the best story I have read from you after ‘I won a basket of porn’. Well done.more...
I wasn't sure at first.....
When I realised this was going to be a transcript I thought it may not be worth reading. Needless to say I was soon hooked and very into the show. For a moment I thought Beau and Nick might slip a roofie into her tea and bang her, but what transpired was so much hotter. Great job!!
Saxon Hartmore...
Fun and realistic
I don't do a lot of analyzing of stories. My criteria is was it fun and could the author "put me there" ?
This story was a lot of fun and I could easily see the scene in front of me, both the interview and the story. So it was a story within a story and both came alive for me.
Excellent job.more...
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