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Big Bang Theory - Decorating the Tree


(Fictional story about fictional characters)


Leonard and Penny were on their way home from dropping his roommate Dr. Sheldon Cooper off at the airport. Sheldon had been forced by CalTech to use some of his accrued vacation time, so he had decided to fly back to Texas to visit his family (especially his beloved MeeMaw) during the holiday season. Penny and Leonard were excited at the prospect of having some "alone" time; and some "without-Sheldon" time because had been especially annoying lately...even more so than usual. Suddenly Penny had an inspiration: "let's pick up a tree and have a decorating party."

"That's a great idea," Leonard agreed, "having Sheldon gone is enough to celebrate, but your idea legitimizes it. We can invite our friends...and ask them to bring an ornament for the tree."

"Ooo, ooo, I know," Penny giggled excitedly, "we can ask everyone to bring a DVD of their favorite holiday movie, and a blanket, and make it an all night party."

"Yeah, and ask them to chip in with something to drink or eat," Leonard suggested. Penny was already sending texts to their friends when Leonard spied a Christmas tree lot and pulled over.

By the time they had dragged the five foot Fraser Fir up the three flights of stairs to Apartment 4A, Leonard was ready to pull out his inhaler, "give me five minutes and we'll put the tree in the stand so it will be all ready for tomorrow night." It took them about an hour to get the tree straight in the tree-stand and Leonard remarked, "you know this would have really annoyed me except for three magic words...Sheldon's not here!"

"I know," Penny agreed, sitting on the floor looking up at the bare tree, "he would have set there in his spot and given directions the whole time without ever lifting a finger...we deserve this break."

Sitting around their table in the lunchroom at CalTech the next day, Leonard and his friends were discussing the tree decorating party. "So Sheldon won't be there," Raj Koothrappali asked.

"Nope, he's in Texas," Leonard assured him.

"That's good...he's been super annoying lately," Raj offered.

"I know...I don't know what his problem is," Leonard said.

"It's funny...I haven't noticed a difference," Howard Wolowitz stated, "he's always super annoying. So who's coming tonight?"

"Well, besides you guys and Bernadette, we invited Stuart and Penny invited Will Wheaton, since they're working on that movie together."

"Oh right...Serial Apeist 2," Howard spoke up, "can't wait to see it."

"There's no shower scene in this one," Leonard informed him with a stern look.

"Damn," Howard pouted.

As they were talking, Barry Kripke walked by and overheard their conversation, "pah-ty...did I hear something about a pah-ty...what time should I be they-ah." The three friends just looked at each other speechless as Barry added, "they-ah might be some avai-wabah time on the new compu-tah for my f-wiends ."

Howard was the first to speak: "Christmas tree trimming party at Leonard's tonight. Bring an ornament, a holiday movie and some food...it might be an all-nighter...oh and Sheldon is away."

Leonard just glared at Howard as Kripke answered, "I'wah be they-ah...no Coo-pah...too bad...what about his femawah f-wend."

"No, Amy took advantage of Sheldon's trip to go visit her mother," Raj informed him.

"Why did you do that," Leonard wanted to know when Kripke had gone.

"Hey, free time on the super-computer," Howard replied, "it doesn't hurt to have that favor in the bank for future use...besides, he's not that bad...he makes me look good."

Leonard and Penny went all out for the tree trimming party, even buying a four foot sub sandwich that they cut up into small lengths. Penny had picked up two gallons of Lactaid eggnog so that even Leonard could partake of the holiday classic; along with three bottles of rum to spike it. "That's the only reason anyone ever drinks eggnog," she explained, "without the rum it's horrible." Bags of chips and bowls of onion dip were placed on the kitchen counter along with the ubiquitous clear plastic tumblers adorned with red and green holly prints. She had not been pleased when Leonard told her that Kripke was coming: "he's just sooo creepy...worse than Howard, especially since he started dating Bernadette."

"Hey, don't blame me," Leonard explained, "save your wrath for Howard...he's the sycophant...always kissing up. There's only one person I kiss up to," and he grinned from ear to ear.

"Yeah that's right, and don't you ever change," Penny laughed as she playfully slapped his butt. "Nice jammies, by the way," she complimented him. Everyone had texted back and forth and finally agreed to wear comfy, festive pajamas to the over-nighter. Leonard's were a Christmas Star Wars flannel that she had given him as an early gift. Penny had chosen an over-sized Grinch t-shirt over black leggings.

Leonard had noticed that her ample breasts were wobbling freely every time she moved, her gumrop nipples threatening to poke through the material, and asked, "I know you wanted to be comfortable, but I have to know...are you completely commando?"

"Play your cards right, my little Ewok, and you'll find out," she winked.

Unfortunately, Barry Kripke was the first to show up and when he took off his coat he revealed his black satin pajamas. The disconcerting thing was that the bottoms were shorts, and there was just something uncomfortable about his pasty white legs. Penny couldn't help notice that there was no definition to them; they were just straight up and down. "Hey Wen-ard...wookin' good Penny," he announced, "I bwought a bottle of wum."

"Woo hoo, we're drowning in rum," Penny exclaimed, "what movie did you bring."

"Bad Santa," he smiled, "nothing says Cwistmas like stwippahs and midgets.

"I believe they prefer Little People," Penny offered.

"Hey when they gwow up they can make the wules," Kripke chuckled at his attempt at a joke. He immediately plopped down in Sheldon's spot on the sofa and began to stare at Penny's chest as her breasts flopped around inside her t-shirt. Luckily, almost instantly, Bernadette, Howard, Raj and Stuart came through the door. It was obvious that satin or silk was the choice of material for the overnight party. Howard and Bernadette had shared two pair of pj's; one red and the other green. Howard was wearing the green top and red bottoms, and Bernadette was of course the reverse...they really looked cute.

Removing any doubt, Howard stated, "they're real silk...they feel so sexy against the skin." Penny thought that was obvious because, even though she was wearing a bra of some kind, Bernadette's nipples were clearly visible.

"We brought a veggie platter to munch on and some OJ and vodka," Bernedette squeaked, "covered all bases."

"Thanks," Penny took the tray, "what movies did you pick?"

"I have my all-time favorite:" It's A Wonderful Life," Bernie said, "and Howie...well, you tell 'em."

"Die Hard," Howard grinned, "and before you say anything...it IS a Christmas movie...remember the Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza."

"He's got you there," Leonard high-fived Howard, "great movie."

Penny almost giggled when she saw Raj...he reminded her of old pictures she had seen of Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion. He, of course, had dark red silk (she was going to assume they were silk and not satin) pajamas under what could only be described as an old fashioned "smoking jacket" tied with a belt, just like "Hef" used to wear. Seeing the stifled look on her face, Raj spoke up, "these are genuine Indian silk...my Mommy sent them to me. They are soooo smooth." Placing a Costco bag on the counter, Raj told them , "I brought a couple boxes of microwave popcorn...both buttered, and kettle...and a bottle of rum."

Stuart sheepishly put a paper bag on the counter and when Leonard looked inside it contained about a half-dozen red and white swirled peppermint sticks...the really thick, heavy kind. They were about a foot long and at least an inch thick. He was sure they had been in a Star Wars cup on Stuart's counter at the comic book shop for sale last Christmas for a dollar apiece, but everyone knew business hadn't been very good at the shop so no one cared if Stuart brought anything or not. Leonard emptied them out on the counter and declared, "thanks Stuart...very festive. Did you bring a movie?"

Producing a DVD from the pocket of his coat, it read A Very Smurfy Christmas, and everyone laughed (in a nice way...not derisively). "It's a classic," Stuart announced smiling, "99 cents in the Walmart bargain bin."

"Very nice Stuart," Bernadette told him, "Penny, what movies did you and Leonard pick?"

Penny held up a copy of the true classic Holiday Inn and said, "hey, it's got a farm in it...reminds me of home." Leonard tossed a DVD of Elf onto the coffee table.

"Ooo, I see where you can relate," Howard teased.

"May I remind you that when I stand next to you and Bernadette, I feel like a giant," Leonard teased right back.

"Really...a half inch taller," Howard joked.

"Still taller," Leonard added.

"He makes up for it in other areas," Penny mumbled, having already sampled from the pitcher of spiked eggnog. Leonard stuck his tongue out at Howard and kissed Penny on the cheek, "thank you."

There was a knock on the door and Wil Wheaton entered carrying a Costco bag, "sorry I'm late. I was at the store getting a bottle of rum when I saw a couple buying a copy of Stand By Me, from the bargain bin if you can believe it, and of course they fawned all over me and wanted my autograph."

"Seriously, they recognized you," Raj inquired.

"They did after I told them who I was and showed them my driver's license," he chuckled.

"Oh, the price of fame," Leonard quipped.

"Hey I brought a real treat," Wil continued, "I transferred a copy of the old Star Wars television Christmas special from VHS to DVD...it's great."

"Oh, I remember that...it was so baddd," Raj cut in and everyone laughed.

"Well everyone help yourself to the sandwich and everything," Penny exclaimed, we have enough eggnog to float a boat, so let's get that naked tree decorated." For the next hour everyone ate, drank and hung ornaments while It's A Wonderful Life played in the background.

Leonard's laptop buzzed and he remarked, "someone's on Skype."

He opened it and there was the familiar face of his roommate. "Hello Leonard," Sheldon began, "I bet you are pleasantly surprised to see me."

"Well you're half right," Leonard answered, "what's up."

"I just wanted to let you know that you don't have to pick me up at the airport tomorrow. Everyone here is begging me to stay another day...you know...life of the party...so I have graciously decided to stay," Sheldon informed him. "Who am I to deprive these people of my company; although I know you must miss me."

Penny moved in front of the camera and asked, "hey Sheldon, Merry Christmas...how is Texas?"

"Oh well, you know...the home of beer and guns...you would be right at home," he told her. Seeing everyone in the background, Sheldon asked, "are you having a party without me there...aren't you just the best."

"A tree trimming party," Wil butted in, "hey Sheldon."

"Wil Wheaton is there," Sheldon commented, "did you hang my special ornament."

"Yes Sheldon," Leonard told him, "Penny hung it herself," and he turned the laptop so Sheldon could see the tree.

"I don't see it," he admitted.

Penny went over to the tree and plucked the bust of Albert Einstein from the back of the tree and exclaimed, "see...right here near the top where you like it."

"Hmmm...I guess I can move it when I get home...along with all that tinsel," Sheldon mused. "You invited Barry Kripke," he asked when the laptop panned around the room.

"Hey Coopah, Mewwy Cwistmas...go suck eggs," Kripke spoke into the lens.

"Well I have to go," Sheldon told everyone, "dinner is ready...no doubt something barbequed. Merry Christmas to all."

In unison, everyone yelled, "Merry Christmas," and Leonard closed his laptop.

"Guess who's sleeping late tomorrow," Leonard announced.

"Me," they all shouted and pumped their fists into the air. When the tree was all decorated, they all stood back and Leonard held his phone as they all counted down: "five-four-three-two-one," and he tapped the icon which triggered the wi-fi switch to turn on the tree lights. "Oooo, ahhh," everyone cooed as the lights blazed.

"All LEDs," he confirmed, "they are more brilliant and more energy efficient."

"TMI-too much information," Penny told him, "all I need to know is they're pretty. Hey let's watch a movie and get comfy," she suggested while retrieving a full pitcher of rum/eggnog and carefully filling everyone's glasses. Howard leaped from the sofa, grabbed his movie and inserted it into the machine. "Oh, not Die Hard," Penny objected, "it's not Christmasy."

"Ooo, I have an idea," Raj spoke up, "let's play a game."

Everyone groaned loudlytogether, "not one of your games."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence," Raj frowned, "no, not one of my made-up games...a drinking game. Every time someone shoots a gun we all have to take a drink."

They all agreed and Howard pushed the start button. Raj made a few bags of microwave popcorn as the film began and everyone got comfortable either on a chair or nestled on the floor in a blanket or sleeping bag. Since they were the hosts, Leonard gave up his chair to Raj, and Wil claimed Penny's, as they lay on top of a double sleeping bag. Howard, Bernadette and Kripke were on the sofa and Stuart had pulled Sheldon's computer chair around to face the TV. Needless to say, by the end of Die Hard, everyone was pretty well shit-faced.

"Man, that was fun," Will slurred his words, "what's next."

"Smurfs," Bernadette squealed in her high pitched voice, "I love the Smurfs...remember Howie and I dressed up as the Smurfs for Stuart's Halloween party."

"Yeah...Smurfs," Howard agreed, " and we have to drink every time one of them says the word Smurfy." Penny had mixed another pitcher of of "rumnog" and the screen lit up with little blue creatures. About half way through, Leonard started rubbing her ass through her leggings, trying to do so surreptitiously, but everyone noticed. Howard and Bernadette began to caress each others thighs, their hands gliding along the slippery surface of their silk pjs. Watching the couples was making everyone horny, and tents began to sprout under their pajamas.

At the conclusion of A Very Smurfy Christmas, Wil declared, "holy shit they said Smurfy a shit-load of times. By now everyone was taking turns visiting the bathroom and grabbing some munchies as they tried to decide what to watch next.

"Bad Santa," Kripke suggested, "it's vewy Chwistmasy...and it's got stwippahs." Raj slipped the disc into the player and everyone got comfortable again.

"You know, Raj volunteered, "I bet the two women right here would put those strippers to shame."

Turning and laying on her back, Penny responded, "thank you Raj...I bet we would too."

"Yeah...darn right," Bernadette agreed as she arose from the couch and began to suggestively sway her wide hips.

She had gotten everyone's attention and Howard encouraged her, "you go Bernie...shake that booty." Bernadette was so inebriated that she nearly tripped over Leonard's sleeping bag, but she responded to the claps and whistles of her friends by slowly unbuttoning the festive red pj top until she reached the bottom. Taking turns flashing the right and left halves and giving everyone a glimpse of her lacy bra, she twirled slowly and carefully, her head spinning from the rum. "Go Bernie," Howard yelled, and she let the silky top slip down her shoulders and off. Pausing only a second, Bernadette reached in front of her and unclasped her red bra, dropping her hands and letting the straps slide down her arms revealing her absolutely huge breasts.

"Merry Christmas," Wil shouted as her giant tits flopped against her chest. No question they were DD with light brown areola and jellybean sized pink tips. She began to maul her breasts, squeezing and pushing them together while her audience hooted and clapped.

Pinching her pink buds, Bernadette moaned, "wow am I horny." She hoooked her thumbs into the waistband of her green bottoms and bent forward while very slowly lowering them over her ample butt cheeks. All the while shaking her ass, making the cheeks quiver, she finally pushed the silky material over her cheeks and just let them drop to the floor. Suddenly Bernadette was completely naked, having gone without panties.

"Now that's a stwippah," Kripke yelled as Bernadette stood straight and twirled around.

"Wow...look at those tits," Wil chimed in, "shake 'em baby."

Bernadette, loving the praise, did just that. Her body swayed and jerked as her breasts flopped up and down, slapping against her skin.

"Oh my God...you slut," Penny screamed, "is that a piercing I see."

Everyone stared, and sure enough there was a tiny gold ring hanging from Bernadette's long fleshy left labia. Her pussy lips were incredibly long and were accentuated by the thin blonde landing-strip of pubic hair above her slit. "Oh that...yeah a souvenir of a drunken sorority party," she confided, "Howie loves it. Hey...get up here girlfriend...let's see what you got."

"Woo hoo...two is bettah than one," Kripke encouraged Penny.

Penny was already sitting on the sleeping bag, pulling her leggings off over her amazing legs as she mumbled, "can't strip with these on...I'll fall and break my neck." Standing by Bernadette, Penny began to shake and sway her sexy hips, matching her friend's moves. Wasting no time, she grasped the bottom of her Grinch t-shirt and swiftly yanked it up and over her head. There were gasps in the room as her totally nude body was revealed and Leonard's question was answered: she had gone totally commando.

"Oh my Gawd," Kripke exuded, "you aahh one wucky bastud Hofstadteh."

"I'll second that," Stuart agreed, "but most people who aren't me, are."

"Penny, you are just exquisite," Wil offered, "kudos to you Leonard."

Penny glanced at Leonard and he had a grin from one ear to the other as he winked at her. This was all the acknowledgement she needed as she began a classic bump and grind with Bernadette. Her body was indeed exquisite, her breasts a full 36C as they wobbled on her chest. Her rosy pink areola were elliptical and capped by dark pink nipples the size of gumdrops. Her wonderful tits stuck straight out from her chest with just a hint of sag as she shook them to and fro. Getting into a rhythm, they began to bounce in a circular motion and were quite hypnotic. Two perfectly round and firm ass cheeks topped her absolutely magnificent long legs, and when she twirled, everyone could see that her mound was as bald as a baby's. Her slit resembled a coin slot between two peach halves, perfectly displayed by her thigh gap. Cupping her unparalleled mounds of flesh in her hands, she presented them to her mouth one by one and flicked her tongue out like a snake, licking and nibbling them. There was not a soft prick in the room.

Both women were of a competitive nature, and they started to get more risque with their moves, as if trying to best each other. Bernadette spread her short legs, reached down and tugged on her labia ring, stretching her left lip to almost three inches. Catcalls and whistles greeted her display and Penny was thinking of a way to top her. Leonard had been licking one of Stuart's giant peppermint sticks and Penny quickly snatched it away. Licking the stick in a very suggestive manor, she closed her lips around the red and white swirled candy and began to simulate a blow-job; sliding it in and out of her mouth. As if this was not enough, she bent her knees and squatted; slowly bringing the thick rod down to her crotch.

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