Author's afterward: I hope you enjoy my sense of humor. I certainly amuse myself. Needless to say, I hate Black Friday. But at risk of sounding preachy, I confess to consuming far more than my fair share. I couldn't resist an ironic ending, although that's not how this story started in my head. Now I'm going to ponder more ethical shopping this holiday season, and maybe you can too! xoxo. I feel like this story could benefit from an illustration, if anyone feels so inclined to draw a Black Friday Cluster Fuck...
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and giggleworthy !
Horrible story...but funny as hell, lol
Ah yes Retail
Having worked retail for many years (including several Black Fridays) I full feel for Joe and Gina. In fact once I got out of retail I never ever participated in a Black Friday again. It is/was a zoo on both sides.more...
I relate
There were a lot of holes and such in the story which some pedantic commentors may criticise but I totally relate to the fun you had whipping off a quick raunchy tale on the backdrop of real-life craziness. I look forward to reading more of your stories. It was a fun read.more...
Revolution!
When I wrote this, I just thought it'd be a fun outlet for expressing myself and that like-minded folks may appreciate my cynical sense of humor. It didn't occur to me that erotic satire written under an alias could change people's viewpoints. But this is great, anonymous! I just need to get 7 billion views instead of 7k views, and we can change the world and I can quit my day job. I'm so stoked about the endless possibilities for utopia!!! xoxo -- Clit_n_SASSmore...
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