Blacked Mirror: Be Right Back

This is a tongue in cheek 'rewrite' of the TV Show black mirror episode - 'Be Right Back'.

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"Is this some kind of joke?" Hayley asked, exasperated at the website her husband had asked her to read.

"It's no joke, babe. It's the latest technology." Ash replied. "Click the video, it shows you how it works" He added.

The video began by showing a husband visiting a medical centre. Some tests are carried out on him, DNA samples are also taken whilst a computer downloads videos, messages, and other information from the husbands phone. He partakes in voice recording tests, as well as motion sensor tests. The scene cuts to the husband in his army uniform, hugging his wife goodbye at the door. The next scene shows the wife at home alone, obviously feeling lonely and upset. A delivery occurs, two men unload the big crate with a plain synthetic body into a hot bath. The wife adds some specialised packs of salt crystals, labelled with her husbands name into the bath and leaves. The next scene cuts to the wife eating breakfast, she is joined by her husband and is over come with joy. Several scenes show them talking, cooking dinner, laughing, sharing a glass of wine in front of the fire, holding each other and falling asleep together.

"Well? What do you think now?" Ash asked his wife.

"I mean, it's totally batshit crazy!" Hayley laughed, pretty sure it was still a joke.

"You don't think it's a good idea? Having a replacement me around the house, whilst I am on deployment?"

"It's a glorified doll" Hayley scoffed. "It isn't a replacement you"

"They use my genes. It will essentially be an exact clone of me! They even take my videos and messages and all my social media information and download it into the synthetic, so not only will it look like me, it will talk like me, walk like me, eat like me, heck it says that it will even taste like me!" Ash argued.

"Taste like you?" Hayley gasped. "How exactly would I ever find out what it tastes like?"

"Well i'm not saying you ever would want to, but if you were to say, for example, kiss the 'synthetic me' then it wouldn't taste any different to the real me. It would even kiss like me, I presume."

"Tell me this...Why in the world would the army spend all that money on such creepy technology?" She quizzed Ash. "And if these synthetics are so real, why don't they just send them off and you can stay here with me!" She pouted.

"Well you know how it is. First they built the replica soldiers. They were a big success. But the big brass don't want to use them for anything more than cannon fodder. They are good soldiers, but they don't want them making the decisions. It could be a whole Terminator doomsday scenario or something. So they decided the next step was to potentially sell them as 'partners' to those who need them, you know widows, lonely people, people with anxiety..."

"Perverts?" Hayley interrupted, rolling her eyes.

"Well they will probably have a market place too...But in the meantime they want to run trials for the other halves of military workers."

"So you want me to be a guinea pig?"

"No. I just want you to consider it, that's all. Besides, did I mention they are paying $50,000 per trial? That could go a long way towards helping you renovate the loft into the studio you've always wanted. And I could get those golf clubs I like." Ash pleased.

"Anyway, just think about it. I'm sure it wouldn't be a terrible thing to have someone about the house at the very least, even if you know that he isn't the dashingly handsome and sex god that you married" He joked, sweeping aside his ginger hair and finally forcing a smile from his wife.

Ash wasn't the most handsome of men. He was tall and thin, with bright red hair and pale pasty skin. But what he lacked in looks, he made up for in charm, sense of humour and kindness Hayley thought. His army career had taken off, and allowed her to quit her office job, and concentrate on doing what she loved, painting. They had married at 20, and now just both 23 they were happy and settled having moved to a picturesque house in the countryside.

Unlike Ash, Hayley was a looker. In fact she was the epitome of beauty and sexuality rolled into one. Her silky wavy brunette hair matched perfectly with her dark chestnut eyes. Her full red lips framed her stunning white smile, which in turn only acted to further enhance her prominent cheekbones. And whilst half the population could get lost in her beautiful face, the other half no doubt would be simultaneously salivating at her incredible curvy figure. Blessed with naturally big tits(32DD) a thin waist and child bearing hips on her 5ft 6 frame, not to mention a big but perfectly shaped bum, she was truly an image of perfection.

"Like I need another ginger geek in my life" She teased "What would you do if it was a synthetic me that was being sent for you?" She asked.

"I would take the two of you up to the bedroom and never leave for a week!"

"Pervert!"

"What? That's a compliment to you!" He teased back.

"Besides, it says they send it after you have been deployed and collect it before you return home...so I guess the ginger threesome is out" She joked.

"You can't handle two of me" Ash returned, causing Hayley to smile and roll her eyes.

"Alright, I'll think about it" She finally agreed.

"Yeah, but enough about the threesome, what about getting the synthetic clone?" Ash japed.

"Ha.Ha" Hayley said sarcastically. "You know what I mean"

"Okay, good. Talk to Sarah about it. I think she is getting one"

"What? Of who?" Hayley enquired.

"Lukas! Her husband of course"

"Oh right. I just wasn't sure..." Hayley started.

"Wasn't sure that they made them in black?" Ash laughed.

"No I wasn't meaning that...I just" She struggled.

"Racist!" Ash joked

"Hey! I am not! I just was confused with how it all works. That's all." Hayley said. "I'm going to go give Sarah a call now and find out the deets" She added, she walked over to her husband seductively and kissed him hard, she grabbed his hands and brought them up to her big soft tits until he squeezed them both together.

"You really think they could clone these?" She said, pulling away and leaving her husband sporting a tent in his trousers. " Better take care of that yourself, you know how much Sarah likes a natter" She smiled.

"You fucking tease!" Ash sighed frustrated. He loved his wife, and nothing turned him on more than her big full tits.

2 weeks later

"Be Right Back" Ash said, hugging his wife tightly at their cottage door.

"I'll miss you" Hayley replied sobbing at the thought of not seeing him for 6 months. She was proud of her husband for his service in the military and his career as an officer, but she couldn't help but wish he had chosen another route.

"You won't! You'll have Ash 2.0 to keep you company" He joked

"You're right. I'll probably like him more than I do you" Hayley teased.

Despite her uncertainty she had agreed to the whole synthetic clone idea based on the encouragement of both Ash and her friend Sarah. Sarah and Lukas were a black couple that Hayley and Ash had become close with, whilst living in the city and with Lukas and Ash working together as army officers. Now whilst they had moved to the countryside they still tried to keep in touch as often as possible and meet up from time to time. Sarah had convinced Hayley that there was nothing to lose with the trial. 'If you don't like the clone, you can have it taken away' she told her. Besides, she really could do with the $50,000 to renovate her studio, and to give her something to concentrate on for the next 6 months whilst Ash was away.

"Ouch! Cucked by my own clone. That really would be a low...I love you, I'll call you later" He said, kissing his wife goodbye.

Two days later two men arrived carrying a crate. They took it upstairs, ran the bath water and placed the synthetic body into the bath. Hayley thought it looked creepy. Just a plain, almost rubbery looking life sized doll. No face. No ears. No nose. 'Heck it doesn't even have an arse...or anything else by that matter!' Hayley thought to herself.

"It's awfully tall!" She told the delivery men. Ash was 6ft, but the doll looked a good few inches taller.

"It's guaranteed to be a physical replica of your husband...Here are your salts and crystals." One of the delivery men said, handing her some packets. "When you are ready, empty them into the water and leave it for 10 hours...Other clients have said they feel it best to do it before bed at night, that way when you awaken it will be time." He added.

Hayley signed some papers and saw the men out. This whole thing sat uneasy with her. She went to the kitchen and poured herself a large glass of red wine. She put some music on and sat scrolling through photos of Ash and her together. By the time the bottle was finished and she had felt that pang of emotional hurt at missing him and the realisation that they weren't going to be together for 6 months, she was ready to go through with it.

She crept upstairs, almost like she was trying not to awaken the synthetic that lay in her bath.

"Here goes nothing" She said as she poured all the salts and crystals into the bath evenly. She saw that the water first started to bubble. Then there seemed to be small slithers of electrical light sparking through the water, as the ingredients began to react. Hayley quickly backed away and closed the bathroom door behind her. She had no idea how she was ever going to get to sleep tonight!

Hayley felt the relief as she sat on the toilet for her morning pee. She had slept like a baby, and would have felt great if it wasn't for her slight red wine headache. As her eyes began to wake up and focus, she spotted the empty packets on the floor by the bath. And then that's when she remembered.

But there was no Ash. And as she inspected the bath, there was no water, no mess.

"What the fuck is going on?" She asked herself, as she tiptoed out into the hallway. First the smell of bacon hit her nostrils. Then the sound of Bob Marley, playing quietly from the kitchen found it's way to her ears.

'Ash hates Bob Marley' She told herself as she crept closer to the kitchen. 'I knew this synthetic clone thing would be bollocks' She thought, as she considered all the times Ash would groan and moan when Bob Marley songs would come on.

"Aghhhhh!" Screamed Hayley as she rounded the corner and into the kitchen and the sight before her.

"Morning Hayley!" Came the deep voice "And you think you are surprised? I had no idea you were so naughty!"

"L...Lukas?" Hayley stuttered, staring at her friends husband standing on the other side of the kitchen table wearing her husbands apron. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here because you wanted me here" He replied dishes up the rest of the breakfast onto two plates.

"What do you mean?" Hayley asked, confused.

"You ordered me. From synthetics!" He chuckled. "Look I realise that you need to play it coy, and it's very cute, but there's no need for that. We are both adults here! Now let's eat" He said pointing Hayley to a chair where her plate sat.

"You are the synthetic?" She asked sitting at the table. "I don't und..." She paused as Lukas turned away with the frying pan to place it into the sink, only to reveal a smooth black bare bum from behind the apron.

"Oh my god! Lukas? You're naked!" Hayley spat out in shock at the realisation that her friends black husband wasn't wearing anything beneath the apron. The bum was nice, but she couldn't help but be even more impressed with the thick muscular thighs attached to them.

"No" Lukas said, turning around to face her and lifting the apron over his head and dropping it to the ground. "Now I'm naked!"

Hayley couldn't believe her eyes. Lukas's body was perfect. Six foot and two inches of smooth dark brown muscles. He looked like he had been carved by a thousand baby cherubs trying to sculpt the image of a god. But as her eyes tried to take in the breathtaking sight, it was what was dangling low and heavy between those muscular thighs that really caused Hayley to gasp in shock and her heartbeat to soar.

"Jesus Lukas!" Hayley said, staring directly at his cock as hit hung softly in front of her. 'That thing must be 9 inches and as thick as my arm...and he's not even hard' She thought to herself, licking her lips without even knowing it.

"You like?" He asked, stepping to within a couple of inches of Hayley's face.

"Yes...I mean what?" Hayley stuttered, still staring at his beautiful cock. "I mean, Jesus Lukas! why are you naked?" She recovered.

"Im always naked when I'm about my house" He said, sitting down at the table and beginning to eat his breakfast as though everything was normal.

"Well you aren't at home, are you?" Hayley asked, still confused by what had happened.

"This is my home for the next 6 months" He replied "We are going to have some great times together, you and me" He added smiling and then shovelling a fork full of food into his mouth.

"We? There is no we Lukas. I am a married woman. This is all just one big mistake by the synthetic clone place"

"You mean, you didn't order me because you were attracted to me? And curious?" He asked.

"No! Of course not. I'm married to your best friend Ash!" Hayley replied. " I mean, don't get me wrong you are a very attractive guy...or should I say, you are a very attractive clone of a very attractive guy. But I would never do something like that. I love my husband!"

"Well that's fair enough. I'm sorry to have questioned you, we are programmed to make our master happy and I assumed wrong about your intentions" Lukas replied.

"Your master?" Hayley said raising an eyebrow.

"Yes ma'am" Lukas laughed. "What can I do for my master?" He teased.

"How about you do the dishes whilst I phone your stupid company and see what they are going to do about this mess they have gotten us in"

"Alright" Lukas agreed, standing up from the table and bringing his cock back into sight. Hayley again couldn't take his eyes off it as it swung wildly with his movement. 'Surely the real Lukas isn't as big is this?' Hayley questioned herself.

"Don't you want any of this?" Lukas asked, standing naked before her and causing her to refocus.

"emmm no, thanks. I'll get something later" Hayley replied just being able to tear her eyes away from his crotch and then almost being equally distracted by his ripped stomach and muscular chest. "Maybe you should put some clothes on Lukas?"

"If you'd like?" He replied, back turned to her and at the sink. Even from behind she could see his big testicles and cock hanging there. His back was just as muscular as the rest of him, and his ass was good enough to take a bite out of Hayley thought to herself.

"Well maybe after I've phoned the company. See what they say first about sending me Ash!" Hayley replied, thinking that maybe having a naked hunk in front of her washing her dishes for 5 minutes might not be too bad after all.

"Weather is looking rough" Lukas said, looking out of the window by the kitchen sink and seeing the snow falling hard.

"I'm sure it will pass...Hi, I have an issue with my synthetic clone, and would like to talk to someone about it" Hayley answered, then began talking to the customer service worker for several minutes. The whole time she couldn't help but stare at the naked black man doing her dishes right there in front of her.

"What storm?" Hayley asked. "At least a week? You've got to be kidding me?" She said when finding out that all rural deliveries had been temporarily cancelled until the storm had passed, and the weather people were saying this could anywhere between 5 days and a week .

"What am I supposed to do with this one?" Hayley asked, just as Lukas turned around, his cock swinging with him. His torso was no slick from where he had been splashed with the dish water, causing his abdominal muscles to glisten and look even more defined than before.

"Well I can't do that, that seems cruel" Hayley said staring at the hung clone friend of her husband, in response to being told that if she instructs the clone to just sleep in a room and not wake up unless told so, it would do it.

"What did they say?" Lukas asked when she had finally ended the call.

"They said that they can't pick you up until the storm passes. So we will have to make the best of this situation in the meantime." Hayley realised that she had been staring at his cock when she had said that last bit, so she quickly added..."So let me go find you some clothes, can't very well have you swinging that thing about all the time" She joked.

That Evening:

"Hey girl" Sarah said on the other end of the phone.

"Oh Sarah...Hi" Hayley stuttered, feeling slightly guilty that she had not long ago been sitting at her kitchen table staring at Sarahs husbands naked body.

"Uh Oh...did Interrupt some alone time with Ash 2.0?" Sarah laughed.

"What? No of course not! I was just surprised to hear from you is all...I guess maybe I thought you would be unpacking your own toy" Hayley replied, sitting down on her couch on the opposite end from Lukas. She had asked him to remain quiet for the duration of the phone call and of course he would obey.

"Oh don't you worry babe, I already used my toy this morning...and twice this afternoon.." Sarah replied with sass.

"Oh My God Sarah!"

"What? A girls got to get hers too! Besides, he is exactly like Lukas!"

"Exactly?" Hayley wondered, as she turned her gaze to the Lukas clone sitting on her couch. He was wearing some of Ash's clothes, and looked like his muscles were about to incredible hulk there way out of them. Ash's little shorts hugged Lukas's thighs tight and his thick slab of a cock ran down the length and threatened to poke out from the leg opening.

"He kisses the same. Talks dirty the same. Fucks the same! I sometimes forget that this isn't even the real Lukas." Sarah laughed.

"What about...down there?" Hayley asked.

"Exactly the same! Thank god!" Sarah said.

"Thank god?" Hayley continued to press.

"Yeah, Thank god! Between you and me Hayley, Lukas is packing some serious Big Black Cock."

"Sarah!"

"Well, you asked! After taking his foot long for the past few years, there's no way I could go back to what my other boyfriends used to bring to the bedroom. Momma needs her dark sausage" Sarah replied, bursting out laughing. "Anyway, how's Ash 2.0?"

"Oh. They sent me the wrong one!" Hayley said disheartened.

"What, no way? You mean to tell me there is a strange man walking about your house?" Sarah asked shocked. "Is he at least hot?" She added laughing.

"Sarah! I've been told to make up shut down in the spare bedroom and they will come collect him and replace him with Ash when the storms over" Hayley smiled at Lukas who sat in silence, but clearly recognised that Hayley had been instructed to shut him down, but chose not to.

"Oh girl that is rough...Just think of all that sex you are missing out on! Nothing hotter than being stuck in a storm!" Sarah laughed.

"Good night Sarah" Hayley replied rolling her eyes. She wondered for a second what harm it would be if she did fool around with Lukas. He would be gone in a week. Sarah would never know, Ash would never know and even the real Lukas would never know. But she would know...'But that doesn't mean I can't have my own fun' She thought to herself.

"Thank you for not shutting me down" Lukas said when she had finally hung up the phone.

"Don't thank me just yet Lukas, you don't know how tough of a slave master I can be" Hayley laughed.

"Oh yeah? Try me!" Lukas said confidently.

"First, a refill please" She said holding her near empty glass of red win out.