Butt, It's My Birthday!

I took her hand and studied her eyes. Her eyes were so expressive. When I looked into her eyes, I could see her thoughts, her needs, and desires.

Her lips were set in a pout I knew I was going to get some resistance on this one.

"We've never done this before, Phil."

"I know that Danielle but I want to, and it's my birthday." I thought that was a pretty good argument.

"You can fuck anybody in the ass," she said, "You could fuck Randy or Rob in the ass. You don't need me for anal. I have a pussy. That's something special. That's where you're supposed to stick your dick."

"Dani, the same argument could be made for a blow job but you like to give blow jobs. You like it when I cum in your mouth." I watched her think about that. She smiled.

"Yeah," she agreed, "blow jobs are great, but I've never done this before. I think it would hurt." She suddenly brightened up and snapped her fingers with a new idea. "I can buy you a hooker for your birthday and you can fuck her in the ass."

"I'm not interested in a hooker Dani. I want you. If we do it right and make the proper preparations it won't hurt. Besides you always say you'll try anything once."

She looked at me and frowned.

"And, it's my birthday."

She kept frowning and turned her head to stare out the front window of the Starbucks. I watched her as she watched the passing traffic. After what seemed an eternity she turned back towards me. "OK," she said, "but I want to do it now, right now, within the hour before I chicken out. What do we have to do to prepare?"

I stood up and offered her my hand to help her from her seat. We left our coffees on the table and went out to the car.

"Let's go by Frenchy's," I said. She nodded and chewed on her lip.

The tall thin shop girl at Frenchy's was leaning on the counter. The scoop neck on her tank top teased me as she greeted us when we came in, "Hi, can I help you find anything?"

"Anal things." I said as I tried to look down her shirt.

"For you?" the girl asked, straightening up.

"No, for me," Dani answered. "Mr. "I want to fuck your butt" here, says there are things we can do that will keep it from hurting. What do you have that will do that?"

The girl reached out and touched Danielle on the forearm, "first time?"

Dani nodded, "It will be, it's his birthday, today."

"Oh, you're in for a treat," the girl said. "Anal opened up a whole new world for me. Come on, I'll show you what we have." They headed off to a back corner of the store and I followed. The shop girl was talking the whole time, "We have to get you a butt plug and lube," she said.

"Why do I need a plug?" Danielle asked, "Isn't he going to do the plugging?"

The girl laughed, "I'll show you, don't worry. The first thing you want to do is shave, make sure that there are no pubic hairs around your anus. If you catch a pube and pull it into your ass, it's gonna hurt." She turned towards me, "you can handle the razor, but be careful. If you don't cut her, it can be like foreplay." She turned back to Dani, "When are you two planning to start?"

"As soon as we get home." Dani said, "I don't want to chicken out."

"You might want to think about an enema then, if you haven't already pooped today." Danielle's lips curled into a sneer but she nodded her head. "Lube up your finger and insert it first. It's going to be a tight fit but when you get it in; leave it there for a bit, your sphincter will relax. Then lube up the plug, she reached for the shelf and pulled a butt plug down. It was green glass. She showed us how it tapered and how it had a ridge and a base that kept it from disappearing into Dani's butt. "Always use more lube than you think you need," she cautioned. "Insert the plug and get on with your foreplay. Whatever you guys like to do: fingering, oral, tit sucking, whatever just leave the plug in place and be still for a while to let your sphincter relax. When you're ready pull the plug out and lube up his cock, lots of lube. Lube up your ass too. First timers should start with doggy style." She pointed her finger at me, "It's going to be important for you to be still initially. Let her back up onto your cock. Let her control the speed and depth of the initial penetration. Let her control the thrusting too. You, sir, are just along for the ride. She'll let you know when you can push, but don't do it until she gives you the go ahead. Don't worry, you're going to have a massive orgasm, but she gets to decide when. Goddamn, this is a great birthday present."

She turned back to Danielle and lowered her voice in confidentiality, "Play with your pussy while this is all going on - it just adds to the experience!"

"Do I have to have a green plug?" Danielle asked, "Can I have that red one up there instead?"

"Sure you can," the girl said and she exchanged the packages. "Do you guys want any videos or condoms?"

Dani turned to me, "what do you think Phil? Wanna watch some butt fucking videos before we try this?"

"I do if you do," I answered.

Dani turned back to the shop girl, "got a good 'how to' video that's not too clinical? I'm beginning to get excited by this whole idea."

The shop girl rang up our purchases: the video, the red butt plug, and a big bottle of water based lube. She picked up a thin g spot vibrator and tossed it into the bag. "This is on the house," she said, "I gave you a red one."

As we headed towards the door the girl yelled after us, "the more you do this the more you're going to like it."

Dani raised her eyebrows questioningly.

"Remember how it hurt the first time you got laid? Think about how much you enjoy it now. It's the same thing. Have fun, you two."

Danielle let go of my hand and walked back to the counter she leaned over and whispered into the shop girl's ear.

The girl straightened up and nodded her head. "Sure," she said, "I'd be interested in that if you guys are."

"Let us talk about it and we'll come back by." Dani said. Then she came back over and grabbed my hand, "let's go do this, stud." She said and we walked back out to the car as she looked in the top of the bag, inventorying our new toys.

"I like that girl," Dani said. "Her name's Bonnie. I asked her if she might be interested in a threesome soon. She said yes. I saw you trying to look at her tits when we went in the store. I know you're interested."

"Dani, this is a side of you I never knew existed. Anal? Threesomes? My dick's getting hard."

"Save it," she said, "remember, I'm in control on the anal and there's no fucking way I'm going to share you on your birthday." She gave me a kiss and slapped me on the ass. "Let's go home."