Cautionary Family Tail

He would continue fucking all three of the women, as they wished, he decided, as long as they didn't demand that he use protection. Let them risk punishment on their own. He didn't care that they were all closely related to him if they didn't. Let the chips fall where they may.

Being Evan, though, he gave no thought whatsoever to the possible consequences for himself, either—being father, brother, uncle, and/or cousin to up to three little tykes—or more, depending on whether the quality of his sperm was up to the regard he held for himself. He would get his own jolt of reality, though, when he found who was waiting for him back in College Park—his stepmother, Claudia, announcing that she was pregnant—and guess who the father was.