Champion of the Goddess Pt. 04

I go over woods to use for smoking meat. Mesquite, hickory, oak, and maple for example. How to identify those trees. Some not to use is pine or fir trees. They will poison your meat. I use dry rations and fruit for mid-day meals and like to have meat available for morning and evening meals. My parties are never starving."

A ranger in the back asked him, "What is the largest thing you took down for food?"

He smiled, "A 1,200-pound moose this life, a 900 pound long-horned bull in my past life, several wild boar. Including a 300-pound one who had a 600-pound mate who charged me. We had a lot of pork." They laughed.

He looked at them, "I teach others how to hunt. How to clean and skin a kill. EVERYONE in the party learns that last part. I do not care if you are a halfling who has to crawl inside the creature. If you kill something that is a pest; a bad dragon, a bandit leader who has a price on his head, and griffons for example. Collect the heads. In the case of the bandit leader, we brought in the whole body. Portable holes are a wonderful invention just keep bags of holding and handy haversacks away. Anyone here had personal experience with that?"

He saw two hands go up. One guy looked at Raven, "Fastest way back to the last inn and piss off the party you were with all at the same time."

He nodded, "If the hole is being brought out store all extradimensional items away from it. Far away. Next question?"

A lady in the back, "How often do you die in-game?"

He smiled, "Since coming to this universe I have not died in-game. Last life, I stopped the party at level 15 because there were no other players up to that level when the changes occurred. Yes, I had a hand in those changes. I worked to get rid of the merged parties. Most of you are not ready for that. Especially first lifers."

That got a lot of murmuring. He signed, "My job here I have explained. The other part of my job is to advocate for you. Doing away with the hymen every character life on all women is now a universal standard. All worlds.

They are optional except on first lives and will occur until you have a good experience and all of the bad first experiences are taken away from you. For those who are not first lifers. Pray to the goddess to show you the training images I gave the new graduates who came into the world a while back. It will go over a lot of things including having really good sex."

They laughed. He stood and looked at them, "I gave a demonstration on taking the virginity of one of the students to the entire assembly. Myssara is about love, lust, and procreation. I am fathering children with her. Almost 200 with her so far.

I am closing in on 600 born or pregnant. I have a tendency to give multiple births. The largest was 10 and that was 2 sets of quintuplets with the goddess. Single children are rare for me. It is backward."

One of the guys asked, "How did you become champion?"

He chuckled, "First I spent 20 years playing house with a goddess persona learning even more creative ways of having sex. She was a psychotic nymphomaniac jealous sociopathic bitch that I ignored for 20 years dealing only with her personas. I then destroyed her and her world. I cannot tell you how. I ended up here after Myssara won the contest for the best blowjob."

Everyone laughed. He shrugged, "The other goddess who was vying for me backed out but Myssara followed through. I fell in love with her and I venerated her abilities. I became her Gaming Grand Master. The first. I stumbled into the process literally while in her sanctum.

I had an out with free will but I only took it long enough so I was not playing a half-elf every life. For you, get really good at the game and get recognized for your skill. Become a Gaming Grand Master. Fill out your profile, something new that I asked for all players.

Switching worlds, Grand Masters, you will get to one eventually. That will help them find a goddess you might be compatible with. IF you can see yourself in her world for all eternity and creating children with her then you have found your match to become a champion.

She is going to expect you to be fucking her and every woman you have a relationship with in-game. Including bar staff. I happened to match the goddess else that process I stumbled into would have destroyed me.

I hope everyone loves the new cantrip, about last night. I named it and told them what it should do. Easy to do once you get a goddess to have a hymen once. Then after a heavy sex session done right and then ask them to ride a horse.

By the way that was deflowering them the right way. Not a botched sex session; that would have hurt worse. That cantrip is also universally accepted now. Across all worlds.

When a female player becomes a goddess they do not retain a lot of that knowledge; like all of the bad sexual encounters, they might have had or having or losing a hymen at all. The toy you ladies got at level 5 is modeled after my cock and I helped to design it; including the warning on the back of the second page concerning pregnancy."

One of the ladies looked at Raven, "Why would you add that?"

He looked at her "I did not build it but I designed it. The goddess built it and her tenants, love, lust, and procreation went into that device. Are you strictly into women? To become a goddess, you have to have a lot of children.

All those children become future members of the game; more people, more party diversity, and fewer trips to Earth to bring people here. Learn to separate the player from the character and try and have children or use the alternative I gave you, or should I say the Goddess gave it to you.

She crafted it and fine-tuned it. She tested it with my lovers in this world. She brought up party members who were gay and bisexual and behold they enjoyed the ladies using it on them. It has a lot of options for you. It boils down to free will.

I had a halfling in my group who got pregnant from using that device without reading the directions. I have a party with 7 women who all share my bed; It was 8 at one point. Two just became pregnant 4 are due to deliver and will get pregnant again. Then the 2 halflings who are hoping to avoid pregnancy this life.

It failed for one. The lesson, you get something with directions, read them all. You will be happy to learn it doesn't draw from me or my sons. If you want the real thing there is only one way to get that."

The guys laughed. Mary grabbed his hand, "I am his true love. I took a life off from having children. I like sharing him because he brings me more playmates."

The ladies laughed. She looked up at Raven, "He really is that good and I am not out to push him on anyone but if you get to watch that training image he did, you will have a small idea of what he is capable of."

One of the rangers asked, "What is your recommendation on hunting?"

He smiled, "Watch your wind direction if they can smell you they will run OR they will hunt you. Lions, tigers, and bears oh my."

A few chuckled at that comment. "Also watch your noise. Too much noise will drive them away or lure them in to kill you. Bigger game side shots going for the lungs and heart; Side shots IS key. Watch your breathing fire on a slow exhale. Learn to lead the game if it runs and get your second shot off quickly.

When you approach an animal that is down, put an extra arrow through the heart to ensure it is dead or it could kick you to death in its final moments. I do so much damage right now with my bow I cannot generally hunt small game without leaving a flurry of feathers or skin on an arrow because I shoot clear through them. Like the halfling assassin for those of you who saw him."

One guy asked, "What about fighters?"

Raven looked at him, "Do not rush ahead. You choose the battleground and do not walk into a trap or ambush. You take a lot of damage away from your casters you have behind the line. If you go forward alone it is like eating a steak. The quest will eat you one bite at a time.

Assign teammates. The biggest damage dealer should be paired with the backstabbing rogue. Work out jobs and make sure you have everything you need. If you only have casters for ranged combat you are screwed. Every fighter should have a bow of some type unless something in their class prevents it.

Gear yourself ready for what you will be facing. Holy disrupting if you are going after undead. Ogre, and giant bane if those are your targets, Dragonbane if needed. Those armor storage bracers or have a caster willing to keep swift girding up for you. Last, do not piss off your healer."

They laughed at that and he looked at the ladies, "Blossom has 2 fighters, 2 barbarian, and 2 paladins. She is a wizard in training as a leader. We have a rogue, a healing cleric, a battle cleric, a sorcerer, and myself. Yes, that is a large party 9 is the normal maximum without getting a charter. In this case, at least 2 of them will be caravan drivers. Brings our 'party size' down.

We will be delivering supplies to another village and we are using this loophole. That also means the goddess is going to make that section we travel more dangerous. I am a utility character. I can cast, range, or pull a sword and mix it up. This party belongs to Blossom.

She filled in the 3 holes we had last night to get the combination I just gave you. She added another fighter, barbarian, and battle cleric. All dwarves and the 3 of them share a bed. My job is to train them and teach them critical thinking.

When time permits, we discuss tactics and strategy. My partner is the rogue I draw them in and she gets them from behind. One last thing. You want a skill you better be using it. Riding, cooking, hunting, tracking, appraisal, stealth, spellcraft, and you get the idea."

He started walking toward the building and one guy asked, "What is the biggest thing you killed?"

He smiled and yelled back, "A young green dragon this life. With a sword. Starting at a hundred feet in the air in a tree using a bow. You want to know how I did that? Ask the goddess if she will show it to you. She was asking 'What the fuck are you doing?' when I did it." He walked in as Blossom stood back and yelled, "He fucking did it. Shocked the hell out of us but he did it. Two sword strikes with spells channeled into his blade. He is a Magus. We all unloaded on the thing but he went in and killed it."

He headed to the bar, "Drinks for my group." He summoned his raven and put him up on his perch and then sat down." A halfling walked up to the table and looked at him, "Did becoming a champion change you?"

Raven nodded, "It did. I am locked into this one world skills like hunting I have in every life. I got stat boosts some across the board and then some for the things in the tenants of my Goddess. Those are just the things I can talk about."

He nodded, "You are built to kick ass."

Raven smiled, "I have power which I have to temper so the party does what it needs to do. The dragon was a unique opportunity to demonstrate thinking outside the box. Swinging down on a rope to do a massive charge attack on a dragon. I slammed into the side of it with a spell loaded into the sword.

It tried to flee at that point and I stabbed it again with another spell channeled into the blade and brought it down. Others were hitting it with spells and arrows. It was not all just me. I just happened to do something wild and got the killing blow on the creature. Even Myssara was yelling at me. 'What the fuck were you thinking?'

We agreed it was a heroically stupid thing to do. I could of miss-timed it and swung into its mouth instead. Been a little long on the rope and slammed into the ground instead. I just happened to pull it off."

He chuckled and asked, "Do you do that to her often?"

Raven smiled, "We destroyed a side quest she wanted us to do and avoided a lot of fighting because of it. Last life I was the first one to ever reach the first inn at level 6. I like to roleplay the hell out of my characters. Get into the character. Add details. I about gave the paladin a heart attack last life because I was belligerent to the military patrol.

I told him it was his job to deal with the military, the courts, and the city. It was mine to get him through the wilds. I had a few party members wanting to string me up. Then I explained it to them. I demonstrated a general loathing of those in authority. But my character had strength, power and was not afraid of them in the slightest.

They reported I was a dangerous loose cannon who worked for the paladin. The paladin was forced to become more authoritative. More assertive as the leader of the group. I even told him at times what he needed to do if we had distance. I got them through the wilds and kept them fed.

It was a win-win as it established a going in reputation for both of us. A ranger not to fuck with and a paladin who was smart enough to hire on this ranger to aid the party and have some control over the loose cannon."

He nodded, smiled, and walked away. He looked at Mary, "Think I helped them?"

She nodded, "Those that listened."

He sighed, "I am going to the small room next to our merchant room with my wife. I will be back later."

She smiled, "One on one time?"

He nodded. "Exactly. I want to get at many as time permits."

She smiled and the two of them went upstairs with drinks in hand and entered the smaller room. "Store armor." They said in unison. They took each other's clothes off and just slowly caressed each other's bodies. He put his hand ax as a wedge on the bottom of the door. They made slow and passionate love for the first time in a long time and when they were done she smiled at him, "Thank you for choosing me first for this."

He smiled, "I want to do this with all the expecting mothers. Blossom, Orchid, and then Mary. Have each of them bring food and drink for us." She nodded and got dressed. He stayed there and cleaned up the bed and washed up. Blossom came in, "You made Rhonda's day by enchanting that vest she picked out for you."

She decided to sit on his lap as they ate at the small table. She turned to him, "How did you decide the order?"

He smiled, "All are mothers due to deliver this life in just a couple of days. Those that are still with us. In the order in which I got them pregnant. I made Rhonda my wife this life. Then Mary. Tomorrow it will be the others. I will pick up from there and move into the non- or soon to be mothers. Within the group. I guess I went with who was with me the longest. That would mean it would be Mary next followed by Lirana but I will do Mary today. Finally, Nina If I did that based on order knowing them. For those not delivering soon.

I usually let them decide or give them the die and figure out the order. Why do you ask?"

She faked a weak smile, "No reason."

He looked at her and lifted her chin, "Please be honest, remember."

She nodded, "I did not know if it was being done by favorites."

He smiled, "There is only one favorite and every one of you knows that is Mary. I fought like hell to get Kerria back only to find out she killed herself. Mary stuck by my side. She was deemed the worst player in the group I started with.

I still got her trained and she survived to level 15 with me. Marshal and Lirana were the other 2 and Lirana shared his bed once Marshal figured out he was bisexual at level 5. He was the Party leader in training. I started with all of them at level 1.

I showed you Kerria's action on the images of my first time with her and the wrong way to deflower yourself. She did it like that because of her 'afraid I would say no' attitude. Just like you. Mary and you have the same confidence issues. I work every day to try and ensure you both know you are worth everything to me.

You should be proud of what you have accomplished. You got you here. I trained you but you would have been dead if you had not heeded my warning on the caster battle. I made you a companion and held it open looking for you. If you had turned me down Lirana would have jumped at the chance. I was able to get you the extra life for your halfling; I planned it into a restriction request Mother wanted to apply to the slot.

They initially wanted a 5 life time frame where all 5 lives you could and would get pregnant from me. The fact is I got them to add a year for a non-breeding life which had to be a halfling. I am just not attracted to dwarves. You have free will and can play that dwarf knowing I will not have you sharing my bed that life. It would end your companionship going forward.

As to Lirana, before last night we only had sex twice, last life she was already pregnant from Gardner, one of the 3 she entertained in bed.

I could not rip her away from them and break the party dynamics. Same thing with Vain. You witnessed what I did to her in the dream state because she wanted to be exclusive. She wanted to break group dynamics. Then her reaction to Jewels' death which showed just how much of a selfish bitch she was. Jewels I will see in the Dream state to give another set of children to this life.

The goddess showed up after Vain's fuck session with me. She gave her another 25 climaxes. Then another 5 with her fists in both holes. She required Vain to give her 10 orally. Vain is leaving this world because she could not stand women with women.

She was a selfish bitch and I called her out on that. The first and only time I have done that to a woman. I needed to turn her away from me to keep the party together. She tried to undermine party unity and I could not let that stand.

If you fall before level 15 you bust your ass to get to 15. Mary and I have characters at level 15 that need to complete. We could always do an abbreviated run from 15-20 to get you to completion. I do not mention this because I have no faith in you. I know my history at the numbers who get to 15; let alone 20. The quest chain we avoided with the undead was the same one we had last life. We got 4 to level 15 out of 9.

Nobody has beat that quest. We stopped because we had nobody to group with, in order to go further. NPC's were not an option. That was when I began this life. So you know what that character looks like."

She looked at him, "You are not confident to get us all there?"

He sighed, "One thing I have noticed is that the goddess tests the crap out of any party I am with. Meaning the challenges are one in a half to twice as hard to get to level. She made adjustments to the quests based on my knowledge of the game. She was pissed when I destroyed her mine quest. We used the resources available and told her why it was off.

Several of us ended up in the interview room to discuss how we decimated her quest. I have been working with her in the Dream state to change the way she handles me being within a party and to not penalize the other players because they are running with me.

I am more confident to get us there this time because of some changes we agreed upon. That is not what we are here for right now. This is a chance for you to have one-on-one time with me. Do you want to spend it talking instead?"

She shook her head, "Thank you for being honest with me."

He kissed her. "This is your time with me. You want me to make slow love to you, you to me, something rougher, or just about anything."

As she smiled, "Slow and loving you for a change."

She dragged out the lovemaking for two and a half hours. It was her time. She was very methodical and made love to him like he was a woman in some ways. He sent her over the edge and finally exploded into her and rolled her to the side. He looked her in the eyes, "You said you were bi-sexual. In reality, you're a lesbian who loves me and is in love with me as well."

She smiled. "There is some truth in that. What made you say that?"

He smiled, "Your approach to making love to me. The same way I see 2 women make love. When did you know other men did not interest you? Before that night or after the graduation deflowering?"