"Everything you just said is right, so how is it possible that I want you now?"
She smiled and said, "My God, three times in one day? Should I remind you that you're coming up on your forty first birthday?"
"I know, but I still want you lady, and this time there is nobody here to interfere."
Moving her hips closer to him she said, "That is a pretty persuasive point stud. Think you can get it up a third time old timer?"
"Reach down sweetie and you'll discover that I'm not old just yet."
As his hand moved to her breasts, she reached down and said, "I'm very impressed lover, but what can you do with that beast?"
"Only one way to find out," and he rolled onto her and said, "If you fall asleep on me I'll bite your nipples."
"I have news for you, I can outlast you buddy."
"A challenge, I like that," and as he lifted his butt up she grabbed his cock and guided him into her.
"I won't fall asleep on you. Correction, fall asleep under you," and she smiled until he slid into her and she closed her eyes. "Damn, I'll have to tell Alan about you and me someday. Maybe as a sixtieth birthday surprise," and that was the end of her light small talk.
Chapter One Hundred Twenty
Between the party and Owen and Linda making love for third time, it was past nine Sunday morning when Owen made his way to the kitchen to make coffee. It was his plan to make it and then take a cup in to Linda, but once again, as he reached the kitchen there stood Char. "I knew I'd see you in your underwear again, but I never would have guessed naked. Morning Owen."
"Shit, I'll be right back."
"You might as well wait and take coffee with you. In fact, why hurry? Sit your naked butt down and have your coffee."
"Damn it Char, I really am trainable, but I just don't seem remember you being here on Sunday morning until it's too late."
"And imagine my surprise when I learn you look good naked," and she took his coffee to him.
"Thank you Char, but I'm feeling less than whole this morning."
"Well judging from the mess, I'd say you had a good party. Very racy photos too."
"As in offensive?"
"Oh no, I'm not that thin skinned. At least two couples thoroughly enjoyed themselves. Of course you know that because you were half of one of those couples."
"Char I wasn't...now what the hell makes you think that?"
"Boss, I'm here a minimum of once a week. I clean those French doors and I dust your bedroom and sweep it. I'm very familiar with the window treatments too."
"But we blacked out the background."
"You didn't black enough for me it seems."
"Well isn't this an awkward moment."
"See, you strolling into the kitchen naked really isn't an issue for me."
"I guess that's right. Okay detective, who are the others?"
Smiling she said, "Well I've never been in their house so can't help you with that one.
Owen sat there quietly studying her backside as she poured coffee for herself, and then turned around just as naked Linda appeared. "Oh my God," and Linda stared at Char.
"Oh, Linda, this is Char, my housekeeper. Char, this is Linda."
"I didn't know we had guests Owen. Sit down Linda and I'll get you some coffee. Cream or sugar?"
Linda finally realized that Owen was as naked as she was and quickly sat down saying, "Oh...just black will be fine."
"It seems Owen forgot again that he asked me to come see to the party mess this morning."
"Yes, it would seem he did forget that detail, but then our Owen really used himself up last night."
Smiling at Linda, Char said, "Yes, I can see our man doing that."
"Well I'm going for a shower," and as she stood up, Owen did the same saying he would join her. They were just out of the kitchen when Linda stopped and softly said, "Char is one of your single mystery women."
"She can't be. What makes you think that?"
"She's a perfect match for the photos of the first woman you got pictures of."
"But that's pretty slim evidence."
"It isn't like you have a dozen women looking for a chance to show you their bodies, so we have to consider who would have an opportunity to slip photos into the game."
"Then what about why? What would make her do that?"
"What made any of us do that? Fun, excitement, who knows. She could be bored or lonely. She could have a mile wide streak of exhibitionism running through her. She's wearing a very nice shirt dress with a stand up collar. Very simple, but yet stylish. More than the average housekeeper would wear that's for sure. A few buttons and bang, she could step out of it. No panties or bra? Who would know until she lost her dress? Okay, so of course I could be wrong, but ask yourself this. What would you lose if you flattered her and went on about the sexy photos? You could gain a naked housekeeper if I'm right. If I'm wrong, the only thing you'd be guilty of was excessive flattery. Just keep it real enough to be acceptable."
"I'm supposed to be taking a shower with you."
"I evicted you because I'm shaving and all of those things women do."
"I hope I don't end up losing a great housekeeper."
"Bribe her back with hands full of bucks and an armload of apologies."
"Well here I go, but this means I can't help you shower."
"My God man, are you insatiable?"
"I just know this will be our last chance to really be together."
"We'll find a way to be together again. Good luck tiger."
Owen was almost talking to himself as he entered the kitchen again and Char said, "I thought you were taking a shower."
"Linda evicted me. She says she needs room to shave and whatever."
"You poor thing. I guess you might as well have more coffee."
"In a minute," and she watched him walk over to her. Slipping his arms around he said, "You look great in that dress."
"Thank you very much, it is one of my favorites."
Reaching for her top button he said, "While we're alone, I have to tell you something."
"Owen, what are you doing?"
"Those two sets of very sexy photos, and I'm sure you know which ones I mean," and he moved to her second button as her hand joined his but didn't stop him. Those very nice teasing photos are of you Char."
"Oh no, they...thank you, but I don't look good naked," and he moved down to the third button.
He teased her mid chest with the tips of his fingers, and then smoothly released a button and moved to the next saying, "That explains how they could magically appear on my desk, where nobody else went I might add. That also explains how the second set could appear without anybody paying you any attention," and that put his hand below her breasts where another button was undone. "Char, I have to disagree, you indeed do look great naked. I'm impressed with how well you managed the self timer and still appeared relaxed and confident when the exposure was made."
"But why would I..." and his hand slipped inside to her breast.
Smiling he said, "I didn't expect to find a bra and I wasn't disappointed," but he removed his hand and undid another button and then another as she tried again saying, "But why Owen? What would make me do that?"
"I don't know," and she watched him as he continued down the front of her dress. "Oh Char, you beautiful woman, no panties."
"Oh God Owen, you weren't supposed to ever know. How did you figure out that was me in those photos?"
"Linda gets the credit for that."
"And what would she say if she caught you undressing me?"
"She wouldn't be at all upset if that worries you."
"Well of course it worries me."
"Linda and I are very close as you can tell I'm sure, but we're not romantically committed to each other," and he opened her dress. She didn't look her age at all. Imperfections of course, but he had no trouble admiring her before he touched her breasts again before he cupped her ass in his hands and pulled her into a gentle kiss. "I do wish I could experience more with you, but I know that can't be because you're married."
"This is going to be awkward now. I mean every time I'm here I'll...God, I don't know what to think."
"Would you like to hear what I think?"
"Of course I would."
"I'd like to think that you will continue on with me as you have. I also would like to think that if you feel like being naked you'll do that. Take a naked swim in the pool."
"You wouldn't mind?"
"Mind? I can't imagine ever minding you being naked here. Use the pool Char. I hardly ever do, so at least somebody would get pleasure out of it. Now I do have one request."
"Of course, what is it?"
"That I photograph you naked until my arms get tired."
She smiled and said, "My God Owen, you're around good looking women all the time, so why would you want pictures of me?"
"Because you too are good looking, and to me, sexy and desirable. Is that a fair trade? You go naked as much as you want, swim and sun naked too, and in exchange, once in awhile I'll photograph you."
"You'll tire of that soon enough."
"Maybe, but not because I tire of you. Only because I would run out of ideas for photos."
"I don't care if you take my picture everyday. I would feel so flattered if you did that."
"Then we settled that. You'll see more of the real me now too. I mean naked a lot of the time and hard some of the time. One last thing. What will you tell your husband?"
"That I may not be home as early as I've been getting home," and he laughed. Then with her dress held open, he pulled her into him and they shared another gentle kiss as her hands wandered over his warm back and butt. "Owen, I better say this too. I will behave for the most part, but not because I want to."
"Same here Char, and you'll be able to imagine my thoughts I'm sure. Now I better go tell Linda her instincts were accurate."
"I'll have to thank her later," and Char slipped out of her charcoal shirt dress and let it drop to the floor. "I might as well get comfortable now."
"Take your time with the house and try the pool. It's heated and just waiting for you."
Chapter One Hundred Twenty One
As soon as she was ready, Owen walked Linda to her car saying, "Okay so I'll pick you up in Kokomo about four on Tuesday, and we'll drive down to see Momsy and Papa in Carmel for dinner or whatever."
Linda was smiling as she said, "That's right."
"How long are you planning on us staying there?"
She smiled and said, "Oh don't get antsy before we even get there. We'll stay as long as we're comfortable, how's that?"
"I guess that works."
"Great. Owen, believe me when I say everything will be fine okay?"
"If I didn't have a lot of trust in you, I wouldn't be going down there, and I do owe you for putting so much into this dysfunctional family."
"I would like to see all of us back on good terms again at the least. You have cousins I don't think you've seen since you were quite young."
"I know. Okay love, be careful and I'll see you Tuesday," and they shared a light kiss before she got into her car and left.
Then he went back inside, kissed Char and patted her naked ass and said, "Now I have to go call another girlfriend."
"How many women do you have in your life lover?"
"Counting you? Three."
"You can't count me."
"Wanna bet sugar?" Then he smiled and went to his bedroom, grabbed the phone and dropped onto his bed.
Nila answered on the first ring and he said, "Hi, it's me, and I'm sorry I couldn't call earlier."
"That's okay, you're probably tired anyway."
"I slept in so I'm fine now. Want to hear about the party?"
"I would."
"Great. I'm lying on my bed so I'm comfortable and ready to tell all."
"I can see you lying there. Just a second and I'll do the same," and he smiled as he heard her moving through her house and then throwing herself onto her bed. "I'm ready."
They talked about the party for the next twenty minutes, and he told her about Dan and June as well as Perry and Rita. Then he told her about Kate and Stephie's photos of themselves. "How were those photos received by the guests?"
"The men memorized them, and even the women at least studied them and I didn't hear one negative comment."
"Now all of that does surprise me."
"So much of what's happened lately surprises me. I saw Kate naked and I don't mean in those doctored photos either."
"Oh no, I'll bet she freaked."
"She's the one that made it happen Nila, and I don't know what to think about that."
"I can see where that could be very disconcerting. How did she look?"
"It was disconcerting, but I have to admit that she looks very nice. Her body isn't something I've spent a lot of time wondering about, so I can't say she looks better or worse than I expected."
"What do you see happening with Kathy and Perry now?"
"They're in for some stressful times I think."
"I'm sure. I hope Kathy doesn't do things just to get back at Perry."
"I do too. That would be the undoing of their marriage."
"Owen, I wasn't going to say this, but...well Kate told me that she made sure you and Linda would be together for the second party."
"She what? What the hell did she do that for?"
"Please don't get mad at her. She did that because she thought it...how can I put this? She was afraid that I would find out who you were with and that would hurt chances of you and I getting back together."
"So she did that for us?"
"That's right. Owen, don't lose your temper okay?"
"But you don't understand Nila. Look, call her and tell her I said that you want to hear all of the details about Linda and me, and I do mean all of them and do that soon okay? I'll be around until mid day Tuesday. Then it's off to mend fences with my parents."
"I really hope that goes well for all of you."
"I do too Nila. I'll be going down with Linda by the way, and keep that in mind when Kate tells you everything. Damn, I'll bet she rigged everything about the name drawing then. I was with Alana because Kate thought that would be sexy but safe. Then with Linda because that too would keep me in safe waters. So she also thought Dan with June would be exciting as well as the other matches. Kathy and a guy named Bill seemed to have a great time yesterday too by the way."
"Oh God, I wonder if she did do that to all of them."
"I promise I won't kill her, but you may hear me shouting at her. Okay if you would, do me a favor. Get Kate to admit to everything, because she and Stephie were in charge of the photos as well, so...I hate to think about what they may have done in that area and you can bet they did something."
"If they did you'll be furious, so why tell you?"
"Nila I need to know, and I'll do my very best not to hit her okay?"
"I know you're trying to be funny."
"Sorry I wasn't, and that was my best effort too. Nila, could we have dinner when I get back from Carmel?"
"Yes, let's do that. Someplace so we can talk."
"Great. Oh, and I'll have something to tell you about Char too."
"Your housekeeper?"
"Right."
"Owen, before you go, and yes I've said this before, but Kate loves you and wants so much to help you."
"I do remember Nila, but please tell her I said to just stop meddling okay?"
"I'll tell her Owen, bye."
"Bye," and he hung up.
Chapter One Hundred Twenty Three
Owen was a few minutes late getting to Linda's Tuesday afternoon, and she said, "I was beginning to think you changed your mind about going to see your parents."
"No, I'm actually looking forward to seeing them."
"You're just saying that for my benefit."
"I'm serious, I'm glad we're doing this."
"Hi Owen," Alan said entering the room.
"Hi, sorry you couldn't make the parties."
"I am too. Sounds like everybody had a great time."
"I think they did. I know I enjoyed it."
"We better go," Linda said taking Owen's arm.
"Have a good visit," Alan said, and added, "No need to hurry home Linda, because I'll be gone again anyway."
"I remember. Have a good meeting," and she led Owen out saying softly, "We really don't have to hurry."
"But having me there with Alan made you nervous."
"Well yes, but that's because I told him all about you, me and the party."
Owen stopped several feet from his car and said, "You told Alan about sleeping with me...I mean about us making love and...oh shit, I could hit you for not telling me that before."
"Why? So you could stew and worry and feel jittery when you got here? Assuming you even came that is. Oh no, this was the best way. Now we're alone and all is well."
"But damn woman, that leaves a huge volume of information out. What did he say? How mad did he get, how can he just smile and watch us take off again?"
"Well okay, so I embellished the truth, but the essence of what I said was accurate."
"Let's go. You can try to explain all of that as we head south, but you better talk fast because we'll be there in an hour."
"Oh I don't have that much to say," and she got into the car and snapped her seatbelt as he slid behind the wheel. "I did tell him we made love...once. I told him that we'd had too much to drink and that we just went to far with our teasing and photography. Oh, and the photos were destroyed just to be sure they didn't fall into the wrong hands."
"You could teach a class in creative lying. What else?"
"Well that Stephie and Kate caught us and watched."
"Talk about the fringes of the truth, damn. Okay, so I still can't believe you managed to fast talk your way through those half truths without him exploding."
"Well I did, but then he's had a fling that he thinks I don't know all the details about. However, his woman was, or is which ever the case may be, a friend of a friend."
"Oh, not good for his camp."
"He worries so much about me finding out about the rest of his secret that it keeps him subdued. I've not confronted him about those details because I'm saving that for a time when I really need ammunition."
"I'm amazed this wasn't that time."
"Not as amazed as I was, and of course now, as we talk about it, that makes me wonder if he isn't hiding something else. I'm going to have to think about that when I get home."
"You can just turn it off until then?"
"I can't do anything about it until then. Oh it will be in my thoughts, but I'm not going to stress over it right now."
"You are a constant wonder to me lady."
"Thank you." Then smiling she asked him, "You did mean that as a compliment didn't you?"
"Only to the extent that I'm in awe of you."
"Thank you, but stress causes wrinkles and interferes with enjoying life. Now before I forget, and I don't think this will be the case, but it's possible Cliff and Sally will be naked."
"Oh shit, don't plant that thought in my mind."
"Better that than having you shocked when you see Cliff's limp willy."
"Oh, now there's a nice visual. Do they...are they always naked?"
"I don't know, but I do know they're pretty deeply into nudism."
"And you didn't tell me any of this because why?"
"Because I knew I was going to have a tough enough time to get you down here as it was."
"If you have any other tidbits like that you better share them with me now."
"That's about it I think, or at least as far as I know. Remember, with the exception of a couple of times just lately, I haven't been around them that much."
"What about Stan and Jean?"
"My parents? I talk to them of course, but they live in New Mexico. Way too far and expensive for me to just pop out there every so often."
"I guess I mean, is your mother like mine? Ready to strip or fluff, or whatever Mom and Dad are into these days?"
"Oh great, now you'll have me wondering about that, which means I'll have to blow some savings and fly out to see them."
"Just curious. You know as in how long are the tentacles of this bizarre family of ours? While we're on the subject, are you into nudism?"
"Simply put, no. I'm not anal about throwing something on as soon as I'm out of bed in the morning, but I don't stay naked all day at home. Disappointed Cuz?"